Holy Rice Cakes and Smelly Cheese . . . He's 18., a joyous occasion, full of sugar and presents. Options

[KissMe2408]

Attention CB,

Someone by the name of Jose is turning 18 tomorrow.


Let's all wish Jose [ah, miss the ol' solipsist], a Happy 18th Birthday.
Post him what you got him for his birthday


Jose, I made you a special cake:
[sorry i spelled your name wrong! my hand slipped. . . ]



and bought you a present:
[apparently it dances and burps, so I thought you'd enjoy it.]




HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE! ! !

ps. oh, what now. posted exactly at midnight.

[*Intercourse.*]

Katie, what an awesome birthday topic. Happy Birthday Jose.

[*x1227x*]

Happy 18th Birthday Jose.

[miiichellley]

happy birthday jose! have a good one.

[HakunaMatata]

I never knew you, but from what I hear, you were pretty awesome. Happy Birthday!

Post him what you got him for his birthday

Alright, you get a Filipino cake:

[*stephinika*]

Katie, I love you. Haha...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE!

[*.fire*]

Happy Birthday.

[iDecay]

KATIEEEEE. WHYYYYY?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KUYA!!!!

ILY.

[*Libertie*]

Happy Birthday Jose.

[KissMe2408]

KATIEEEEE. WHYYYYY?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KUYA!!!!

ILY.

ahh....dude. wait...
were you going to make it?

i'm...i'm...sorry
Jose told me today that I could make it.

Oiy, yell at him!
go on! yell at him!
call him up, and just yell at him for letting me make it,
let him have it!

[iDecay]

I love him too much to yell at him!

I was, but then he wasn't going to look at it so I didn't think there was a point.

[Jane Doe.]

...He chose sleep over staying up 'til 12 with me . Ah, well. [starts singing Happy Birthday in Marilyn voice]
He can buy pr0n now. My hero.
Oh. And I got him socks.. argyles and stripey-toe socks. Really.

[Just_Dream]

Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!

Haha Jose, my birthday was like, 5 days ago! Yay Capricorns! I'll sing you a bday song.. Once I get your number..



Now go back to playing World of Warcraft (Burning Crusade Expansion?) or whatever game you play! jk lol

[Tribal J_Rome]

Happy birthday Red Team

[gelionie]

Happy birthday Jose! :)
Gosh, how I miss RTC.
It's been ages since we last chatted. </3

from PCTC

[*mzkandi*]

A little mermaid cake!!! *munches* (Hope Jose doesn't mind) :P


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Katherine: 1. The cake was awesome. Somewhat melted, but I can live with that. Ariel's boobies were DELICIOUS! The Robot... ehhhh I mean. It does do my laundry well, but the only time it actually did my laundry, it short-circuited and died. GG. And don't think I've forgotten about the phone call you owe me.

Holly: I know. Isn't it awesome? Jeeze. I should have more brithdays so I can get a shit load of birthday topics from Katie. *cough* Do half birthdays count? If they do, July 16th!

x1227x: I don't know you. Wait, are you that chick that's been bothering Tina for no reason? Tsk tsk tsk....

miiichellley: I don't know you either, but you get 1000 cool points for liking Heroes. Hell, you're welcome to come to my birthday party. ( I don't have parties, so I'm actually lying to you. )

kayceeisms: Even cute chicks post. *goes into his corner eating his cake*

Stephinka: Reffer to the comment above. Minus the cake part. You didn't actually get me cake.

.fire: PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER SHOULDN'T CALL OTHER PEOPLE OLD! What sucks the most is, even though you ARE older ( Oh God, Oh God I hope you are or else I'm making a fool of my self. ) I'll still die before you. hmmph. God's a feminist.

Meimei: OMG MEIMEI J00 4123 73|-| |_0\/31)!!!!!!!!!! I'll see you tonight. Naked. In bed. My bed. With candle lights. Barry White music playing. Whips and Handcuffs? *rawr*

Libertie: Happy Birthday to you too.

Katherine responding to Tina's post and Tina responding to Katherine's post: LOL chick fight.

BFF: Turn 18 already so I can pick you up and go to that pr0n shop in Carson. I'll buy you that pacifier I kept telling you about. Haha. I'm so sorry I fell asleep on you and Alex last night. I was just... really.. sleepy. Still embarrassed at the fact that I snored...

Christina Tran: You're A year and 5 days older than me? Hmm. I can look past that. When did you say you wanted to date/sex again? I'm free starting Friday night.

Jerome...OHMYGODIFORGOTYOURLASTNAME: *bows* Where the hell have you been, nigga? I felt empty without you. RTC needs his wingman.

Winnie: I've been on MSN a lot more often and guess who hasn't been on. YOU! And man.. did you miss my "snazzy" outfits and my ridiculously adorable looks. Yep. I'm adorable now. Ask a few of the people in here. Although... they only tell me I'm adorable when they're half asleep... *ponders*

Keira: *pounces* My cake!! *cuts you that part without that much design... top right corner.* Sorry. I love cake. *lick* Sorry. You had icing on your cheek. *lick*... that one was for me.

To the people who will post below me: Get naked. I don't allow clothes in my birthday topic.

- Jose

[Jane Doe.]

[licks your forehead]
But but what if we're already naked ? Kekekeke lolz.
Yes, you will take me to get porn in Carson. And then cute stuffed animals because porn+stuffed animals=OMGWTF. And your snoring was cute :p. We sang happy birthday to you 'til 1:30. My Marilyn voice sucks .

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

If Alex did the Marilyn Voice, my eyes would've opened. He affects me like that.

[Jane Doe.]

ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T WAKE YOU UP? NOT EVEN ON YOUR BDAY? [steals Argyles back] Mine now. I'm hurt.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

I'm wearing the toe socks and so is Aidan.

[Jane Doe.]

:( pictures! I DEMAND PICTURES. [tries talking to Aidan.]
Oh, no, he hung up on me!

[*Duchess of Dork*]

Happy birthday, Jose. :)

I don't have a present for you. I'm broke and had to pay a ton of money for my son's school picture.

I can suggest a couple of good headsets if you're on Ventrilo or TeamSpeak while playing WoW though.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Oh yeah, ick. I don't play WoW anymore. *plays with his Wii* ( To CT and Zatanna )

[eyeyeyo]

Happy Birthday JOSE. You know me. :) you suck. but cos it's your birthday i'll be nice to you. lol

[*Kathleen*]

Joyeaux anniversaire, Jose.

[voguelove]

well, now you can!


happy 18th!

qestion-do mods post for everyone's birthday?

[*a painefull euphoria*]

Happy birthday, Jose. :)

I don't have a present for you. I'm broke and had to pay a ton of money for my son's school picture.

school pictures for kids are bloody expencive now of days.'
my mum payed over 100 bucks total for all 5 of my other siblings.


well happy 18 birthday jose even though i dont know you.

[smoke]

Nice Jose. Happy birthday.

[Jeng]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE :DDDD

[Simba]

Look at all our cB-ers going off to be adults one by one.

Ha ha, Happy Birthday Jose.

[moninja]

happy birthday oppa.
i haven't talked to you in ages. we need to webcam sometime!

qestion-do mods post for everyone's birthday?

no.

[*mona lisa*]

AHA. I NOW KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. :P



Happy birthday, Jose!

My cake >>> Katie's cake (but you get cool points for a The-Little-Mermaid-themed cake).

[*My Cinderella.*]

Happy Birthday, Jose! Have a good one you old fart!

[*slammin shelby*]

happy birthday you used to know me

[Smoogrish]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EX-HUSBAND! Throb:

I don't know if we're still married or not (are we?), but anyways, I hope you have a great one! Oldie.

[iDecay]

Meimei: OMG MEIMEI J00 4123 73|-| |_0\/31)!!!!!!!!!! I'll see you tonight. Naked. In bed. My bed. With candle lights. Barry White music playing. Whips and Handcuffs? *rawr*

8-ish sound okay?

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Danielle:
You're my honey bunch
Sugar plum
Pumby-umby-umpkins
You're my sweety pie
You're my cuppycake
Gumdrop
something something something
The apple of my eye.
And I love you so
And I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing this song to you
Because
You
Are
So
Deeear.


Kathleen: OMG A KATHLEEN RESPONSE [ insert cute french nothings here ]

Dear APPLEjuicex,
Will you marry me?
[_] Yes [_]No
Love,
Jose

a painefull euphoria : I don't know you either.

iRock cB: Oh God, Jesus. I forgot your name. Seriously, I need to take Ginko or something. Weren't you the one that said FFX was going on the XboX360?

Melissa: HI MELISSA I LOVE AND MISS YOU!

Jesus: Does it bother you that someone named Santa is stealing your thunder in your birthday? Because I swear, if Santa went around giving presents during MY birthday, I'd kick his ass. Seriously, Santa's blood would be spilled.

Mawnee/Dongseng/Appleofmyeye: Hello. I saw you on MSN earlier, but I didn't know if you still wanted to webbie. Miss you

Mona: Oh mona... *shakes head* See, if I had anything to reminisce with you, this is where I'd put it. But hell, it's my birthday. We'll make something up.

Remember when you and I were in that mountain in Wyoming herding sheep? God, that was nice. The peace and tranquility of the meadows, I miss them. But oh, wow. I still remember what happened that night in the tent. Oh my. I've never heard someone scream my name that loud. ...

.... That got weird in my head so I won't continue. Thanks for the cake. Jesus I think you people are trying to get me fat. I swear.

My Cinderella.: Shit, you're 3 years younger than me. Uhmm... uhmm...

.... YOU NEVER PLAYED THE NES SO THAT MAKES YOU A LOSER. REMEMBER PUNCHOUT? NO
Oh yeah, I've still got it.

Shelby: Mmmm.... you must be...............okay I don't know which Shelby you are. I feel bad. Want some cake? *feed* Come on. Take some. I swear Katie did a good job.

Andie: Sorry, babe. I got re-married. We're happy. We have 2 kids. A big kitchen... I cook for her. She makes my soldier happy. Oh man, the sex we have... It's like...
Me: Hey honey.
Her: Hey, baby.
*sex*
Me: That was good.
Her: Yep.
*sex*
Tina: Is it my turn yet?
Her: No.
Tina: Jose?
Me: *shrugs*
Everyone: kekeke

Meimei: Good Eats is on at 8....

- Jose

[whomps]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE SKJFKSLDJFKLJSDG OLEGARIO !
Don't worry, I have your full name memorized but I don't want to release it because I'm selfish and want to keep it forever.

Anyway. So you're finally 18. You're finally 18.. it's been.. Nearly 3 years since we've met.











And you still can't drive, which means you still can't come to San Jose to visit me like you said you would blhblha years ago. And I still see you trying to sex up all the CB ladies. Jerkbag.
Don't ever talk to me again.






I kid. :} I love you, Jose ! Don't change and congratulations on the big one eight ;} Hope you have a good one

Oh and P.S., now that you're 18 and legal, maybe you should hold off on all the minors, y'know. I don't think CB needs another.. aw crap, what's his name ?... Rico ? Well yeah, we don't need another Rico incident ;}

[Just_Dream]

Hahahah Yvonne! <3

Jose!!!! What's your new number? I never knew! PM it to me!

Free friday night? Me too. Let's go clubbing.. But then again, 18+ clubs aren't that great. *sigh* 2 years from now I'll be clubbing in Vegas

[iDecay]

Andie: Sorry, babe. I got re-married. We're happy. We have 2 kids. A big kitchen... I cook for her. She makes my soldier happy. Oh man, the sex we have... It's like...
Me: Hey honey.
Her: Hey, baby.
*sex*
Me: That was good.
Her: Yep.
*sex*
Tina: Is it my turn yet?
Her: No.
Tina: Jose?
Me: *shrugs*
Everyone: kekeke

Meimei: Good Eats is on at 8....

- Jose

Why do you have to keep breaking my heart? Haven't you broken it and sewn it back together and broke it and sewed it back together and broken it again enough times aleady?

And by the way...

ME > RACHEL RAY. KTHNX.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Yvonne: kekeke you're not the first person that sent me a Size 7 happy birthday. ( Yes, this is the best I can think. Mona, Juliette, you two burn in hell. I was happily watching New Orleans Saints videos and you two tell me how pwned I got. That's not cool. That really isn't. I'll get you on September...and whenever your birthday is, Mona. ) So since Yvonne's reply got over shadowed by the reply to Mona and Julie.... a letter.


To my dearest Yvonne Ko:

Okay, see. That's not fair. I was on a roll with my wit and you come here and out-wit me with one post. Seriously, I feel bad. I swear I think you just wait for moments to own me. Hmmph. Anyway, I can't be all emotional and sentimental in this forum. Everyone will think that's a sign of weakness and just pounce on me. I'm not kidding. There are atleast two of them just waiting for the chance to strike. One minute we're casually talking, I tell you about my life, my school, my family, THEN BAM! Shit. I'm digressing. Uhhhh...
I'm not gonna lie to you, Yvonne. But I'm too lazy to TRY and get my license. I mean, I know someone that goes to San Jose by bus. And I can just do that, can't I?

Since this is important, I'm going to seperate it from everything else, via that one line break. It's really hard to NOT hit on minors especially on this site. Seriously, the only people I'd hit on are probably Anna, Katie, Rebecca, Steph....Alk3 Mona, Joe(?!?)

Christina Tran 2: Can't do anything on the weekend. I'm planning on spending my money on a tattoo. Rawr. And hell, you know I hate clubbing. If I wanted to be deaf for a week and not get laid for the night, I'd go to a Laker game with my mom. *whisper: she craazy* Will send you my phone number. Though, I'd preffer to give it to you in person.. in a strip club... on a dollar billl? ( OH NOES HE JUST CALLED CT A STRIPPER )

[Jane Doe.]

Aww, how sweet. Though I don't think you'd be able to handle a 6-8 hour bus trip to San Jose with Alex, Jose. I'm sorry you got owned, dearie. We still love you .
And you can't touch me on my birthday .

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Are you kidding? I'll take you with me.

[Jane Doe.]

Alex has sex all weekend with her. I'm not comfortable with public sex so I refuse to go. So you'd be stuck with him and the ever-so-awkward sex noises while trying to get to San Jose. So screw that. What if we.. you know, move to an uber-cute loft apartment near San Fran? COME ON, WE CAN DO IT. And you'll meet eeeeevvveryone there. And and maybe kidnap them and take them back to our place. [ponder]

You choose.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Jesus, Julie. We don't talk about that in here. Whatthefuckiswrongwithyou!?

I'm not with her.

[iDecay]

Alex has sex all weekend with her. I'm not comfortable with public sex so I refuse to go. So you'd be stuck with him and the ever-so-awkward sex noises while trying to get to San Jose. So screw that. What if we.. you know, move to an uber-cute loft apartment near San Fran? COME ON, WE CAN DO IT. And you'll meet eeeeevvveryone there. And and maybe kidnap them and take them back to our place. [ponder]

You choose.

NO. WTF He's moving next door to me and I'm coming over everyday to 'play.'


V Oh, that's right. He desen't shower..

[Jane Doe.]

^^ and okay. 'sokay. i have no objections. he's a smelly boy, anyway.

--Eh? What did I say? Who? You're confusing my wee-little brain. Whatever.
Happy Birthday, Jose. I'm out.

[KissMe2408]

Just to clear things up. . ..

Mona's Cake <<<<<< Katie's Cake.

I mean, c'mon, mine has Ariel on it.
ha, love you jose =)

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Ladies. Ladies. No need to fight. There's enough Jose for everyone.

Not Yvonne though. She can't touch me. I'm off limits when Yvonne's concerned.

[moninja]

ME > RACHEL RAY. KTHNX.

word. but good eats is with marc summers.
happy birthday oppa.
happy birthday dongseng.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

word. but good eats is with marc summers.
happy birthday oppa.
happy birthday dongseng.

Alton Brown. MY GOD PEOPLE. *bangshead*

[Jane Doe.]

ALTON BROWN. THE EPITOME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN HUMANITY.

[pout]

And I won't fight for you. You're a mean, smelly boy, IMO. It's okay, it's okay.
Bwahahah. I love making you look so undesirable.

[iDecay]

I'm going to be selfish and want you all for myself. In hour room. On your bed. etc. [insert whatever jose said earlier here]

Moni, shush. I didn't know. And good eats is with Alton Brown.

And um, my drawing of Jose and I > Katie and Mona's cake.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

LOL If only I was that skinny..

uh oh bad sign

[KissMe2408]

MY drawing of Jose and I >>>>>>> Mona's Cake + Tina's Drawing




oh, what now.
Seriously Jose, I think I over did it for your birthday this year.

[Just_Dream]

MY drawing of Jose and I >>>>>>> Mona's Cake + Tina's Drawing

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/863/joseandkatiefh5.jpg
oh, what now.
Seriously Jose, I think I over did it for your birthday this year.

Hahahha! What the... You cheater! You used Adobe Photoshop CS3 beta, didn't you?! I can't compete.. And here I was going to also draw something for Jose... T_T

[*slammin shelby*]

name='false.' date='Jan 16 2007, 10:36 PM' post='2419703']
Danielle:
You're my honey bunch
Sugar plum
Pumby-umby-umpkins
You're my sweety pie
You're my cuppycake
Gumdrop
something something something
The apple of my eye.
And I love you so
And I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing this song to you
Because
You
Are
So
Deeear.


Kathleen: OMG A KATHLEEN RESPONSE [ insert cute french nothings here ]

Dear APPLEjuicex,
Will you marry me?
[_] Yes [_]No
Love,
Jose

a painefull euphoria : I don't know you either.

iRock cB: Oh God, Jesus. I forgot your name. Seriously, I need to take Ginko or something. Weren't you the one that said FFX was going on the XboX360?

Melissa: HI MELISSA I LOVE AND MISS YOU!

Jesus: Does it bother you that someone named Santa is stealing your thunder in your birthday? Because I swear, if Santa went around giving presents during MY birthday, I'd kick his ass. Seriously, Santa's blood would be spilled.

Mawnee/Dongseng/Appleofmyeye: Hello. I saw you on MSN earlier, but I didn't know if you still wanted to webbie. Miss you

Mona: Oh mona... *shakes head* See, if I had anything to reminisce with you, this is where I'd put it. But hell, it's my birthday. We'll make something up.

Remember when you and I were in that mountain in Wyoming herding sheep? God, that was nice. The peace and tranquility of the meadows, I miss them. But oh, wow. I still remember what happened that night in the tent. Oh my. I've never heard someone scream my name that loud. ...

.... That got weird in my head so I won't continue. Thanks for the cake. Jesus I think you people are trying to get me fat. I swear.

My Cinderella.: Shit, you're 3 years younger than me. Uhmm... uhmm...

.... YOU NEVER PLAYED THE NES SO THAT MAKES YOU A LOSER. REMEMBER PUNCHOUT? NO
Oh yeah, I've still got it.

Shelby: Mmmm.... you must be...............okay I don't know which Shelby you are. I feel bad. Want some cake? *feed* Come on. Take some. I swear Katie did a good job.

Andie: Sorry, babe. I got re-married. We're happy. We have 2 kids. A big kitchen... I cook for her. She makes my soldier happy. Oh man, the sex we have... It's like...
Me: Hey honey.
Her: Hey, baby.
*sex*
Me: That was good.
Her: Yep.
*sex*
Tina: Is it my turn yet?
Her: No.
Tina: Jose?
Me: *shrugs*
Everyone: kekeke

Meimei: Good Eats is on at 8....

- Jose

Ahahaha. My username used to be msz dork angel. Lawlz. Yum! Cake -munch-

[pandamonium]

happy birthday !!!! WOOOT

[KissMe2408]

Hahahha! What the... You cheater! You used Adobe Photoshop CS3 beta, didn't you?! I can't compete.. And here I was going to also draw something for Jose... T_T

lol no way, i still have no idea how to work photoshop.
MS Paint has always been my friend!

[iDecay]

WOW. I just noticed I somehow got Good Eats mixed up with 30 Minute Meals. What was I thinking..? So, yeah, no Katie. Mine will always own.

[*mona lisa*]

I still say it was a recording! You're just in denial, Jose.

I can't believe I made this instead of studying.

My gift to you. Roflmaolol.

[HakunaMatata]

I still say it was a recording! You're just in denial, Jose.

I can't believe I made this instead of studying.
http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/7132/untitled1cz8.jpg
My gift to you. Roflmaolol.

And Jose, I think you just might be the kinkiest member of cB ever.

[voguelove]

Dear APPLEjuicex,
Will you marry me?
[ *insert check mark.* ] Yes [_]No
Love,
Jose

[moninja]

lmao, i was just testing you guys.
i would draw you a picture jose, but i'm too lazy too.

[KissMe2408]

I still say it was a recording! You're just in denial, Jose.

I can't believe I made this instead of studying.
http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/7132/untitled1cz8.jpg
My gift to you. Roflmaolol.

dude, tina, we got owned.

[iDecay]

dude, tina, we got owned.

I know. But Mona can't put that face on my kuya. Kuya's not sexy enough.

I STILL LOVE HIM MORE THAN THE REST OF YOU, THOUGH. EVEN IF I LOOK LIKE A GIRAFFE.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

To those who have drawn to me: Mona's picture has a face. ( Granted it isn't mine. I'm 1000x cuter. And less white. Is that guy even white? Man... Do you people know who that guy is? Can someone tell me? I'm confused. Was she trying to compare the both of us? ) And come on. Look at the sun. How cool is that Sun? But I do appreciate Katie's and Tina's presents. I love animals. Katie's dog.. and Tina's Giraffe... were cute.

Zed: WOOOOT!!!!!!! YOU'RE A BIT LATE, BUT THAT'S OKAY. WE CAN STILL WOOOOOOOO

kayceeisms: Everyone in this topic knows I'm holding back. If you want the full experience, ask someone for my number. I usually charge $100 per session, but since you're cute, I'll let you slide for $50. *does the " call me " gesture.*

Dear APPLEjuicex,
When, Where, Guest list? Oh baby, we're gonna be soo happy!
Your future husband and f**k buddy,
Jose

....

....

....

Mona touched me in weird places last night.

[iDecay]

*bump*

I know I'm cute. I'M NOT LETTING THIS DIE. >=[

[HakunaMatata]

Hey Jose, how long is a session?

[*mona lisa*]

dude, tina, we got owned.

Damn straight. :P

....

....

....

Mona touched me in weird places last night.

HEH?

So how was your birthday, and how useful/nice were your presents?

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

kayceeisms: You flirt. I knew you'd come back and ask for the info. They always come back...

Mona: I got Rayman: Raving Rabbids for the Wii. 2 pairs of shoes. 90 dollars up front. ( I only have 60 now though. I had to treat my family out to eat. ) And I have 300 coming in the end of the month. :D Where the hell have you been anyway? I miss our tent sex sessions.

[Jane Doe.]

You douche. I can't believe you forgot about MY gifts to you...

[moninja]

JOSE SUCKS.




























































*runs*

[Tung]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE!!!

[shadowfax]

STOP IT TUNG.

Topic closed.