Cigarette's killed my mother, and raped my father.. Options

[*Uronacid*]

Cigarette's killed my mother, and raped my father... I have no idea what I'm going to do. Help me. Any advice would be greatly appriciated. I need it quickly too... I'm about to pretend like I cut myself.

[bat19]

I would like to give you an honest answer. But unfortunately the powers that be have stayed my hand with their brute force. I am left emotionless and incapable of rational thought. Please help me.

[*krnxswat*]

Elaborate. Articulate.

[*Uronacid*]

hmm. I'll start off by saying Im upset that you enjoy ruining our fun. But if you must know, My mother and father were adamant chainsmokers. Every day they would smoke about 30 packs a day, no lie. But the thing was, they never went outside. So all the smoke and tar built onto the walls day after day until finally, big pieces of solid tar started to come off the walls. One hit my mother in the leg and she died instantly. The other fell on my father as he was bending over to get the remote underneath the couch. Stuck him right in the anus. We tried to get it out, but ended up bringing him to the hospital with his ass sticking out the window. It was upsetting for us all. I truly hope you are not mocking my families problems in the past. Cigarettes ruined my life. I will forever hate them.

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[*krnxswat*]

How comical.

Now, if only someone will be kind enough to close this idiotic thread.

[malimars]

lmao sad to hear!!! ruined your parents life as well as yours... hope ur dads anus is fine now!! haha

[*a painefull euphoria*]

How comical.

Now, if only someone will be kind enough to close this idiotic thread.

agreed

[turntabletux]

Wasn't that from Family Guy?????
-Ant

[AngelinaTaylor]

Wow, you're pathetic. I think I just lost the tiny, little bit of respect I had for you.

[*mipadi*]

No apostrophe in the plural form of "cigarettes".

[Kontroll]

hmm. I'll start off by saying Im upset that you enjoy ruining our fun. But if you must know, My mother and father were adamant chainsmokers. Every day they would smoke about 30 packs a day, no lie. But the thing was, they never went outside. So all the smoke and tar built onto the walls day after day until finally, big pieces of solid tar started to come off the walls. One hit my mother in the leg and she died instantly. The other fell on my father as he was bending over to get the remote underneath the couch. Stuck him right in the anus. We tried to get it out, but ended up bringing him to the hospital with his ass sticking out the window. It was upsetting for us all. I truly hope you are not mocking my families problems in the past. Cigarettes ruined my life. I will forever hate them.

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30 packs! There's 20 ciggs in a pack. 20 x 30 = 600. It roughly takes about a minute in a half to two minutes to smoke a ciggarette. So, I'm probably doing the math wrong, but that's 1200.

I think that's like 20 hours worth of smoking right there. Do they work the other four?

[*Duchess of Dork*]

Yep, Family Guy quote from the start.

Since you are obviously not being serious (and if you are, please, by all means PM me or anyone else with mod abilities in the Community Center), this topic is getting closed.

There's much more I'd like to say, but I will respectfully refrain.

Having said that -

=CLOSED=