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post Dec 26 2006, 02:29 PM
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For anyone who's seen the Vagina Monologues or has heard it spoken of this way, the vagina is like a blooming flower. Now I don't know about you but I think the Orchid most closely resembles a vagina. Take a look...







I'm not allowed to post a picture of a vagina but considering that we're all girls here, I don't think it's really necessary.

See the resemblance?



I've been refering to my vagina as a Orchid for some time now. It makes me feel good actually. Makes me feel pretty and feminine and reminds me that I have something very beautiful and precious to cherish, nurture, and protect. I encourage you all to do the same! Protect those young flowering buds my friends and keep those petals healthy and intact!


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post Dec 26 2006, 02:40 PM
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I remember "Sugar Walls," by Sheena Easton. (That's what my ex called my hoo hoo). laugh.gif

Orchids work though, and probably smell prettier. :) It does denote femininity though.
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 03:34 PM
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I remember coming upon a website that showed this comparison so well (but with a variety of flowers, not just the orchid). I tried googling, but can't find it at the moment. I know I was freaked out about how well a human body part can accurately resemble something in nature. laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 04:18 PM
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Hehe, beautiful
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 04:19 PM
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I see the clit.
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 04:26 PM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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lol ..hey xquizit you need help writing part 2... this is very interesting.


QUOTE(KCreateBlog @ Dec 26 2006, 4:19 PM) *
I see the clit.


there isnt any maybe a stem perhaps .... stubborn.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:05 PM
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QUOTE(Mr. Slowjamz @ Dec 26 2006, 4:26 PM) *
there isnt any maybe a stem perhaps .... stubborn.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Dec 26 2006, 3:34 PM) *
I remember coming upon a website that showed this comparison so well (but with a variety of flowers, not just the orchid). I tried googling, but can't find it at the moment. I know I was freaked out about how well a human body part can accurately resemble something in nature. laugh.gif
Now that I think about it, I can't think of anything natural that a pee-pee resembles. That means girls' poontangs > boys' wee-wee's.
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:19 PM
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^a banana?
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:22 PM
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^ That doesn't look like a real pee-pee. And if a boy's pee-pee does look like a banana, he needs to... get that checked out.
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:27 PM
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how about a very tall mushroom?
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:27 PM
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^lmfao. a mushroom perhaps?
HA! you know it's freaky how they look alike...i never realized that.
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:32 PM
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That's just weird. My mom collects orchids. No everytime i see an orchid i'm gonna think of my vajayjay hammer.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:39 PM
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^ vagina*

lol, yeah...i do, but it's not that big of a resemblance.
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:40 PM
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Those are some huge labias....
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(xquizit @ Dec 26 2006, 5:27 PM) *
how about a very tall mushroom?

As long as the cap is shorter than the stalk and kinda curves, I guess it could.
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 08:22 PM
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QUOTE(sofakinglazy @ Dec 26 2006, 5:40 PM) *
Those are some huge labias....
 
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post Dec 26 2006, 09:04 PM
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lmao i guess it does..
hehehehe.
yeah i'm not sure if i wanna see any pics of vaginas..
thank godd for the pg 13 rule laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2006, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE(Madame C @ Dec 26 2006, 4:22 PM) *
^ That doesn't look like a real pee-pee. And if a boy's pee-pee does look like a banana, he needs to... get that checked out.


^ahahhaa
wow.
i like to look at flowers as flowers not as private parts.
 
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post Dec 27 2006, 12:36 AM
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Wow thats interesting.
 
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post Dec 27 2006, 12:40 AM
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ahahah`! yes it does
 
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post Dec 27 2006, 01:30 AM
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QUOTE(xquizit @ Dec 26 2006, 11:29 AM) *
I encourage you all to do the same! Protect those young flowering buds my friends and keep those petals healthy and intact!
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intact! haha thats cute...
everytime i see that flower on a walk...ill probably start laughing :]

QUOTE(Love-sucks @ Dec 26 2006, 2:32 PM) *
That's just weird. My mom collects orchids. No everytime i see an orchid i'm gonna think of my vajayjay hammer.gif

ahaha! vajayjay from that show...i saw it on best year ever :]
 
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post Dec 27 2006, 01:48 AM
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This makes me proud of my cooter. =)
 
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post Dec 27 2006, 10:09 PM
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aww orchids are my favorite flowers

i actually never thought of that.

interesting
 
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post Dec 27 2006, 10:25 PM
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Ah I've heard of the Vagina Monologues, and I guess it does kind of resemble one. Which is kind of ironic since i went to the doctor that deals with that type of stuff for men and women, my grandpa was having some kind of problem I didn't want to know about and they had paintings of those types of flowers, laugh.gif how ironic.
 
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