Heterosexual questionnaire. Options

[radhikaeatsraman]

Source: http://seas.stanford.edu/diso/articles/hetero.html

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?

3. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality? How did they react?

4. Could it be that your heterosexuality is just a phase?

5. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of your same gender?

6. If you have never slept with someone of your same gender, then how do you know you wouldn't perfer it? Isn't it likely that you just haven't met the right same-sex partner yet?

7. Heterosexuals have a history of failures in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned heterosexual out of fear of rejection?

8. Why do you flaunt your lifestyle with wedding rings, photos at work and talk of your heterosexual escapades?

9. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you leave me alone, but why do so many heterosexuals try to seduce others into their orientation?

10. Are cancer, earthquakes, and floods God's way of punishing heterosexuals?

11. Considering the battering, abuse and divorce rate associated with heterosexual coupling, why would you want to enter into that kind of relationship?

12. If you should choose to have childern, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?

13. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusively heterosexual lifestyle and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?

14. And anyway, why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

interesting, interesting questions. i'll put up my answers later.

[*krnxswat*]

Wtf is the point of this?

[radhikaeatsraman]

^i just thought they were interesting questions, considering homosexuals are fielded these same questions all the time. this time, the tables are turned.

[hi-C]

Ha, one of the RAs or Peer Eds in my dorm posted these on the bulletin board in our lobby.

[pinacoolada]

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
No clue. Born this way I guess?

2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
Since kindergarten.

3. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality? How did they react?
No one.

4. Could it be that your heterosexuality is just a phase?
No way.

5. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of your same gender?
Nope.

6. If you have never slept with someone of your same gender, then how do you know you wouldn't perfer it? Isn't it likely that you just haven't met the right same-sex partner yet?
I see it this way..
Girls = Earth.
Me = Human on Earth.
Sure, I like Earth...but I want to see other planets cause I know Earth way too well.
=P
And I haven't slept with a girl, or plant to.

7. Heterosexuals have a history of failures in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned heterosexual out of fear of rejection?
No...

8. Why do you flaunt your lifestyle with wedding rings, photos at work and talk of your heterosexual escapades?
The words "heterosexual" or "straight" aren't in my head very often. I just like boys. That's about it. I talk about it because it's human nature to do so. I'm sure people who aren't heterosexual do the same.

9. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you leave me alone, but why do so many heterosexuals try to seduce others into their orientation?
Hmmm...that's gonna be a long answer. So yeah.

10. Are cancer, earthquakes, and floods God's way of punishing heterosexuals?
No.

11. Considering the battering, abuse and divorce rate associated with heterosexual coupling, why would you want to enter into that kind of relationship?
That sort of thing happens in every relationship...gay relationships etc.

12. If you should choose to have childern, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
Again, it isn't in the person's orientation.

13. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusively heterosexual lifestyle and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
I'm very comfortable with being straight. Girls are just like buddies to me.

14. And anyway, why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Homosexuals do too.

[flc]

That's funny. =D

I'll answer later, maybe.