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Any good pick up jokes?
neosmndrew
post Dec 16 2006, 08:16 PM
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Yea, all the people who now me are gonna be like "you would" when they read this, but I need to get some new puppies!

I dont have ANY good ones, so my comedic career may be facing some dark days! Help!
 
 
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*WHIMSICAL 0NE*
post Dec 17 2006, 04:40 PM
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Pick up jokes? You mean, like, pick up lines?
 
Dabme
post Dec 18 2006, 07:19 PM
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I love this..i juss wanna see what some of you guys can come up with..juss wanna have some fun. here are some of the ones ive heard


Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?
My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

lol. i love the lame ones.
 
iDecay
post Dec 18 2006, 08:12 PM
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Is that a bunch of coins in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me? mellow.gif
 
*salcha4u*
post Dec 18 2006, 08:26 PM
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"Wow."


Best. Pickup. Line. Ever. _smile.gif
 
*My Cinderella.*
post Dec 18 2006, 08:26 PM
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Do you have the time?
I like...your shoes. _unsure.gif
 
Simba
post Dec 18 2006, 08:35 PM
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I remember Jon, Tina, Moni and Yen went on a laughing spree with these.

Moved to Humor
 
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post Dec 18 2006, 09:05 PM
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Excuse me, I must........
 
moninja
post Dec 18 2006, 09:40 PM
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R U A Q T ? [;
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QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Dec 18 2006, 5:35 PM) *
I remember Jon, Tina, Moni and Yen went on a laughing spree with these.

Moved to Humor


*james.

are you jamaican? because jamaican me crazy.
 
*slammin shelby*
post Dec 18 2006, 09:53 PM
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Do you know Tony the Tiger? Coz you are looking grrrrrrreat!
 
so-dance
post Dec 20 2006, 04:52 PM
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Let us Dance
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[ these are for guys to say XD.gif ]

is your dad a baker?? because you got some hot buns

are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over it

So... your a girl, huh?

I lost my number, can I have yours?


laugh.gif those are some funny/good ones biggrin.gif
 
miiichellley
post Dec 23 2006, 05:19 PM
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-Is your name Pepsi? 'Cause I gotta have it.
-Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you're the bomb.

^ Favorites.
 
xx-sam35
post Dec 24 2006, 12:08 AM
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girl - hey u look like my fifth boyfriend laugh.gif
boy- woah, how many have u had?
girl - four
 
Cujiine
post Dec 24 2006, 01:59 PM
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Ok this is one my friend had used on her.

Excuse me did you just fart cause you blew me away.
 
*WHIMSICAL 0NE*
post Dec 24 2006, 03:51 PM
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Let's play house; you be the door and I'll bang you.
XD.gif
 
moninja
post Dec 24 2006, 03:54 PM
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R U A Q T ? [;
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http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...c=13130&hl=
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...c=37324&hl=
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...c=16017&hl=

yeah, so. who cares if they're old. they're full of pick up lines. eyebrowes.gif
 
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post Dec 24 2006, 09:15 PM
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QUOTE(UHH @ Dec 18 2006, 9:40 PM) *
*james.

are you jamaican? because jamaican me crazy.

Oh that was James?
I knew it was one or the other.

Topics Merged
 
Someone_Like_You
post Jan 10 2007, 06:29 PM
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is your father a terrorist?

cause you're the bomb
 
Amay
post Jan 10 2007, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar @ Dec 23 2006, 4:55 PM) *
If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. eyebrowes.gif

That totally just made my day haha.

I wish you could be cosine squared and I could be sine squared. That way we could be one.

^From Beauty and the Geek. haha.
 
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post Jan 10 2007, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE(amerrss @ Jan 10 2007, 6:09 PM) *
That totally just made my day haha.

I wish you could be cosine squared and I could be sine squared. That way we could be one.

^From Beauty and the Geek. haha.

^ Lol! I remember watching that part.
Do you have a map? 'cause i just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
 
*.fire*
post Jan 10 2007, 09:43 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl23O5N9FFI
 
espressive
post Jan 10 2007, 10:47 PM
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and so it is
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.]
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd pick you and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see! (read it outloud)


ahhh... they crack me up.
 
MiSSxMELON
post Jan 20 2007, 05:35 PM
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I'll be needing my library card cause I'm checkin' you out.
 
devaani
post Jan 21 2007, 11:19 AM
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Get wit it bitches!
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QUOTE(brownsugar @ Dec 23 2006, 4:55 PM) *
If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. eyebrowes.gif


Lol someone said that to me at the mall before ! tongue.gif
 
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