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 Jun 4 2004, 12:14 AM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 811 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,377  |
Pick up lines with come backs!
>> >>> >> >>> 1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before? >> >>> >> >>> Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. >> >>> >> >>> 2.)Male: Is this seat empty? >> >>> >> >>> Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down. >> >>> >> >>> 3.)Male: Your place or mine? >> >>> >> >>> Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine. >> >>> >> >>> 4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living. >> >>> >> >>> Female: I'm a female impersonator. >> >>> >> >>> 5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign? >> >>> >> >>> Female: DO NOT ENTER. >> >>> >> >>> 6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >> >>> >> >>> Female: Unfertilized. >> >>> >> >>> 7.)Male: Your body's like a temple >> >>> >> >>> Female: Sorry, there are no services today. >> >>> >> >>> 8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. >> >>> >> >>> Female: But would you please stay there? >> >>> >> >>> 9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. >> >>> >> >>> Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. >> >>> |
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Jun 4 2004, 05:32 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,015 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,510 |
 Ha ha ha ~ ~ Thats funny~
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Jun 4 2004, 06:10 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
How mean.
I love them. 
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Jun 4 2004, 08:11 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
I simply love them.
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Jun 4 2004, 10:44 PM
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Haha. Ouch.
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Jun 4 2004, 10:45 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,245 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,033 |
wooh..owwie.
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Jun 5 2004, 02:33 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
those are great.
now i know how to get a come back to the hundreds of pick-up lines i (DONT) get a day.
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Jun 5 2004, 03:10 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
ooo, harsh. lol. thats y lines dont really work no more
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Jun 5 2004, 03:14 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
i find that mean yet very funni lmao
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Jun 6 2004, 04:13 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
the sad part is some of my friends use these
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Jun 6 2004, 06:24 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
ooo love the last one!!!!!!
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Jun 6 2004, 08:23 PM
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 baby, be good to me Group: Member Posts: 592 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,358 |
Haha those are the best my friend had them on her profile once I was cracking up for a while.
>> >>> 8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. >> >>> >> >>> Female: But would you please stay there? so good |
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Jun 6 2004, 08:48 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
I love the eggs one.
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Jun 6 2004, 08:50 PM
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 you need me like a bad habbit Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,755 |
haha those are fantastic!!
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Jun 6 2004, 08:55 PM
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 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
QUOTE(princess2113 @ Jun 4 2004, 12:14 AM) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. hahahaha i LUV that one!!! i want a guy to use that on meeh so i can use that comeback |
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Jun 8 2004, 02:34 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
LoL those are funnie..the end of the world one..once a guy said that to my friend and she was like "aww how sweet..can you stay a while and take some pictures for me??" it doesnt sound as funnie online..but it was funnie at the time..
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Jun 8 2004, 06:59 PM
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 iits.jessicaa!! Group: Member Posts: 342 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,752 |
lol
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Jun 12 2004, 01:21 AM
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 <3~Tara~<3 Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,491 |
rofl dose r good
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Jun 12 2004, 03:59 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
hahas, some of them are pretty hilarious...
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Jun 12 2004, 06:31 PM
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 createblog.com Group: Member Posts: 1,127 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 13 |
lol that's what they get for using such corny pickup lines :)
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Jun 12 2004, 07:04 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
harsh but funny
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Jun 13 2004, 08:12 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
M. Are you're parents retarded?
F. No, why? M. Cause you seem special. =] |
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Jun 13 2004, 08:21 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,265 |
QUOTE(I2YAIN @ Jun 13 2004, 9:12 PM) M. Are you're parents retarded? F. No, why? M. Cause you seem special. =] LMAO!! thats great haha |
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Jun 13 2004, 08:27 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
ohhh ohhh i saw them somewhere before... i gotta use them on guys some times, but its kinda mean hahaha
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Jun 14 2004, 07:06 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah. I love those.
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Jun 15 2004, 08:51 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LoL I've heard all of those but they always get me laughing. Here are three of my own.
Man: "Would you like to come to my place?" Woman: "I don't know, could two people fit under a rock?" Man: "I'd like to get in your pants." Woman: "No that's alright. There's already one @$$hole in there." Man: "I'd like to call you sometime. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phonebook." Man: "But I don't even have your name." Woman: "That's in the phonebook too."   LoL.
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Jun 15 2004, 08:54 PM
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The Pope Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,272 |
hmm what about this
>>>> Male: Did It Hurt >>>> Female: What did? >>>> Male:When u fell frome heaven... |
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Jun 15 2004, 09:00 PM
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What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Hmm..I dunno. I've heard that one a lot too..o.o;
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Jun 15 2004, 09:28 PM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
QUOTE(AZN_DRAGON @ Jun 15 2004, 8:54 PM) hmm what about this >>>> Male: Did It Hurt >>>> Female: What did? >>>> Male:When u fell frome heaven... other version! >>>> Male: Did It Hurt >>>> Female: What did? >>>> Male: When I f***ed you last nite. |
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Jun 19 2004, 02:02 AM
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LOL!
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