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Grim Reaper loves Google, Archangel says Google makes job easier.
D.H.Cooley
post Dec 8 2006, 02:31 PM
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Here is a short version of the conversation I had with the Archangel of Death, when I had a near death experience not so long ago.
One minute I was driving my car the next I found myself waiting in a long tunnel and there wasn't any light at the end of it either. "Hay you", I heard someone say. "Come over here" the voice continued. "Over where"? I asked. "Turn around" the voice said. I turned around and there he was, standing only a few feet from me.
Yes he was wearing a long black robe, but he didn't have his scythe with him, I figured that was a good thing.
"Stop looking so scared, it isn't your time yet", he said. "I just thought you and I should have a little talk", He continued. "Why, I've been good, haven't I"? I asked. "I don't keep tabs on that stuff, that's someone Else's job" He explained. "I want you to tell those two guy's that had the idea for Google that it has made my life, (pardon the pun), a lot easier". "Every time someone is born I have to write their name in my book, and after I visit them I have to go find their name and erase it". "Google makes it real easy for me. and it even has spell check". "I don't want you to get mad or anything", I began. "but I don't know those guys, How am I going to give them your message'? "Don't you have email or something"? He asked."I'll see what I can come up with" I promised. Then I woke up in the Hospital. So here I am trying to keep my promise. I'm hoping they might read this. Have a nice day D. H. Cooley
 
 
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demolished
post Dec 9 2006, 01:45 AM
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o___O

;O wow.
 
EddieV
post Dec 9 2006, 01:47 AM
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Right......
 
*salcha4u*
post Dec 9 2006, 02:06 AM
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lol
 
tokyo-rose
post Dec 9 2006, 10:40 PM
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Mm, interesting.

o.O;
 
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post Dec 10 2006, 03:15 AM
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QUOTE(CLYDE @ Dec 10 2006, 3:00 AM) *
Is this for real?
Or were you hallucinating?
Or does Google have ads in dreams now?
Or is this some sort of subtle advertising?


Shouldn't you be doing your job and closing this thread?
In addition, I don't see how there can be any 'subtle advertising', as you've spoken of, going on in that post.
Are you stupid?
Or is there some sort subtle advertising?
 
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post Dec 10 2006, 05:13 AM
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- Nevermind! I need to be on a good behavior for a bit; I'm not going to risk it arguing with an incompetent moderator! happy.gif
 
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post Dec 10 2006, 11:23 AM
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WTF?
 
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post Dec 10 2006, 02:07 PM
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GC Robbi.

Hmm... interesting. You must've been knocked out and had a crazy dream. I was knocked out one time and I've never had weired dreams than when that happened. laugh.gif That's kind of funny in a way though. I'm still confused as to how Google makes his job easier.
 
D.H.Cooley
post Dec 10 2006, 04:11 PM
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No it isn't any add for Google. No I'm not kidding, I don't know maybe it was just a dream, but it seemed real. Anyway I thought it was enteresting enough to talk about. You guy's run the show so do whatever you think you need to do. Thanks for reading about it and your comments. D. H. Cooley
 
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post Dec 10 2006, 09:35 PM
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hmm..interesting??
its hard to believe
but whatever :]
 
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post Dec 11 2006, 02:48 AM
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Weird...
 

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