Hey I gotta serious problem Options

[*kryogenix*]

Hey CB, I have a very serious problem. I'm f**king crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even f**king care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR f**king GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "f**k YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've f**ked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me CB!

[show_me]

Okay, I think you should invest in some candles.. the ones that can float, set up in a bath tub/jacuzzi or something, play that song by "ne yo- when you're mad" and take it from there..


Oh yeah and find a picture of her cat, make something like a memorial artsy and shit for the cat so it kind of shows like you care(about the dead cat). Throw in a poem and you're sure to get laid


GOT YOU COVERED!

[tokyo-rose]

You should tell her that there's no way a game would ever be important than her, and that you're sorry her cat died. She might not believe you at first since you were playing Pokemon when you should have been listening to her, but she should chill out after a little while. Although I have to say that you should have been listening to her... ._. I mean, you could have just put the GameBoy down because Pokemon is a turn-based game in battles, and nothing will happen until you attack or throw a ball. >_>

[roooyer]

LMFAOOOOoooo!!!!!

HAHahahah omgggg....

...sorry, but that was so hilarious.

[OhMyAnniee]

This is going to sound cheesy.

Write her your entire story and put it somewhere that she'll find it and read it preferrably afterschool. Go home and bake her cookies or make jello or something & show up at her house unexpected. Call her & ask her if she read the note and then tell her to go outside. And then apologize like crazy.

[*xcaitlinx*]

this made me laugh out loud for reaaal. is this story serious? if i was your girlfriend i'd dump your sorry ass. how can you be so into a POKEMON game that you don't bother to realize that your girlfriend is CRYING? i mean, once you heard her sobbing, you should've immediately turned off the game...or atleast paused it. damn.

[*a painefull euphoria*]

sorry but i would have dumped her.

she damaged your property and to me thats disrespect and thats a no no for when i date a guy or girl

and honestly if that chick is gonna get all mad and dump you over pokemon then thats really lame.

sorry if thats a little rude but its my thoughts on it.

but if you really love her. get her a meowth stuffed animal and beg on your knees for forgiveness.
aha

[iDecay]

Go over to her house and abuse her.

[*xcaitlinx*]

sorry but i would have dumped her.

she damaged your property and to me thats disrespect and thats a no no for when i date a guy or girl

and honestly if that chick is gonna get all mad and dump you over pokemon then thats really lame.

sorry if thats a little rude but its my thoughts on it.

but if you really love her. get her a meowth stuffed animal and beg on your knees for forgiveness.
aha

wtf, i would do the same exact thing.

[Smoogrish]

I don't know whether to believe you and feel bad or laugh madly.

[SimplicityGirl]

This made me think about how much you really care about her...I know that if my boyfriend walked in crying, I'd drop whatever I was doing and comfort him. Same goes for him. Hell he dropped what he was doing when I walked in looking sad and depressed once and spent an hour just cuddling with me to make me feel better. You really should've just pause or turn off the game when she started telling you why she was crying; how would you like it if you were telling your gf about something and she was focusing ALL her attention on painting her nails or reading a magazine?

Obviously you should try apologizing. Try really hard. Try to do sweet things for her...do stuff you know she likes. Go out of your way to please her. Be the perfect boyfriend to her.....

[tooeffingcrazy]

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

1. If this was a joke, get a life? Yeah?
2. If this was real, you're an a-hole.

[iROCKYOURSOCKS]

lol you thought that pokemon was more important than your GIRLFRIEND LOL!!

this is my best advice. if you seriously would not let your Pokemon down to listen to your girlfriend sobbing then you obviously dont really care for her. I mean PAUSE the game for at least 5 minutes to listen to her troubles that IS part of the realtionship. Shes by yourside and you are by her side when either of you are having a bad day if you guys cant handle that, then it is not going to be a good realtionship.


BUT that is pretty jacked up that she messed up your game not only stupid but childish and a spoil rant. I know that if anyone broke something of mine that was expensive just because of a spoil rant i would PERSONALLY kick their ass out of my house.

but if you still want to be with her then you better start getting on your knees and bringing her flowers and im sorry letters.

hope it works out!

[*krnxswat*]

You're a funny guy, James.

[misoshiru]

wait...james?

[show_me]

^ Not your beloved British one.

[NoSex]

Copy Pasta.

[misoshiru]

^ Not your beloved British one.

oh

[*kryogenix*]

Copy Pasta.

How do I solve problem?

[mouse_3k]

well i guess u screwed that relationship. if she doesnt want to go out wit u again, then sucks for you for bein such a dumbass. sorry. maybe if you didnt HIT her, then u could have a lil bit of chance but u def. messed tht up.

Im suprised she didnt hit you back, cuz i be damned if some boi backhand slapped me like he was my pimp and not get his ass handed to him. SO i guess ur lucky for that..

[*mipadi*]

Pee in her butt.

[*kryogenix*]

Pee in her butt.

How do I shoop da poop?

[Stefanny]

^ wtf?

Well you did screw up pretty bad.

I'd say, if you're truly sorry, say sorry and bring her flowers or chocolate, or maybe even like a bucket of KFC or a donut XD

Anways, if she's worth going out with, then she'll forgive you. If not, the right one will come along. Don't worry too much.

Just give her a call & do your thing ;]

[Smoogrish]

How do I shoop da poop?

[pedophile]

LMAOOO!!

Pokemon > relationships

[Stefanny]

^ Lmao, nice way of putting it. d;

[datass]

Oh god everyone's so mean

Cheer her up the cheesy way, it's lame but works

[AngelinaTaylor]

Wow. I'm sorry, but I think you deserve what you got/get. Because what you did was truly pathetic.

It's a big deal for women when you make the impression that you don't care. Doesn't even matter what the case is. If she's upset, you have to show that you care.

For me, I think that's the one thing that pisses me off/gets me upset the most. You better make it up to her..

[Rachel]

I agree with Michael.

Peeing in her butt will def.show her how much you care and how much she means to you.

[NoSex]

How do I solve problem?

Divide by 0.

[*kryogenix*]

Divide by 0.

NO U

Professor can divide by zero

[fagget]

I think you should make her buy you a new DS. And make it a DS Lite. And make her play until she finds a Shiny Pidgey.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

Poor cat


AND you hit her ? Yeesh.
Sorry, im not making you feel any better.
... (:

[fall3n_s0ul]

If that was me, I'd put my DS down. I never gotten a shiny pokemon in my life, and you got a pidget? .. well. Pidget is gone but you still have your girlfriend. Run to her, hug and don't let go - even if she hurts you. And then tell her you love her. For the pidget... bury your DS along with her cat. [ ZOMG. PIDGETTTTTTTT. HOW. WHY. ]

[*xcaitlinx*]

^ lmaoo.

[Dabme]

LMFAO!!!! Omg ur such a dumb fuk i mean if she really means this much to you then you should have put the damn game down>>>>>LOL now your screwed, but now you see that she isnt all perfect. she screwed your game nd now shes got you sitting here wondering wat the fuk u gotta do to get her bak!!!!!! that was a little over the top (throwing your DS) lmfao im sorry but this is juss too funny...tell her your sorry, hug her, apologize buy her something do watever you have to do if u want her bak

[xmoon_lightx]

yu should try doing something really romantic to her. every guy f*cks up in a relation once in a while buh then if yu show her how much yu really do care about her show it.

[*My Cinderella.*]

Well, I'm not going to lie. If I found a shiny pokemon, I would've pushed anyone out of the door but...in a case like this, it's best to just show her you care. Pokemon is pokemon, what good is a shiny pidgey when it has the exact same moves as every other pidgey. (I had a shiny rattata, didn't do smack.) Apologize to her and try to work it out. Good luck.

[*krnxswat*]

kryogen1x ($ 12:59:24): lol don't blow my cover
hi im seon ho ($ 12:59:38): haha okok

bahahahah

[Kontroll]

UronAcid is right. I read this and started laughing. I mean, I'm not that big into video games, except Call of Duty by Activision which you can pick up at your local Best Buy. HHAHAHA Sorry, Josh. I had to. But dude. You really made my day. I'm sorry I'm preying off your misery, but it really is funny. When you two fix it, you'll see how funny it is.

If it was me, just tell her the truth. Set ya free, buddy. Like a butterfly.

[*kryogenix*]

UronAcid is right. I read this and started laughing. I mean, I'm not that big into video games, except Call of Duty by Activision which you can pick up at your local Best Buy. HHAHAHA Sorry, Josh. I had to. But dude. You really made my day. I'm sorry I'm preying off your misery, but it really is funny. When you two fix it, you'll see how funny it is.

If it was me, just tell her the truth. Set ya free, buddy. Like a butterfly.

epic fail times two.

[*krnxswat*]

People these days.

[imnoxonesmemory]

hahaha... dude... unless she's reaallllyyyyy in love with you.
you're f**king screwed
THAT"S FUNNY!

[StubbornFemme]

You pretty much screwed it up for sure. But try to patch things up w/ her, try to visit her more often if possible and if she doesnt want to stay w/ you anymore then you should save both of yourselves some trouble and stay away from each other.