Semen Frosted Brownies., mimmicked by a movie. |
 Sep 19 2006, 09:34 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow  Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142  |
QUOTE (03-09) 18:08 PST COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said. They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report. The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house. The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies. The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said. The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote." School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager. SOURCE YUMMIE SEMEN FROSTED BROWNIES !!!. kids these days have too many bad influences. lol Funny thing is that in the report its called a TREAT. as underlined bolded and colored red. |
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Sep 19 2006, 09:36 PM
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Ewww.
 Only 90 days in detention? OMG, Come on! They can do way better than that.. |
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Sep 19 2006, 09:47 PM
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 the bird and the bee sides! Group: Member Posts: 1,697 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,280 |
Ewwwwwwww. That just makes me want to throw up.
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Sep 19 2006, 09:49 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
it seems a little far to go, his friend only put peanut butter on his cheese sandwhich. Punching him in the face would of been better than putting semen on his brownies.
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Sep 19 2006, 09:53 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
That is sort of disgusting.
I mean c'mon, peanut butter in a cheese sandwhich? I don't really get that. Must be one of those traumatic peanut butter instances. |
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| *Azarel* |
Sep 19 2006, 09:58 PM
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.. and they found this out, how?
 And, oh god, why would they be stupid enough to eat brownies that were anonymously sent? |
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Sep 19 2006, 09:59 PM
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Haha, maybe they were really hungry.
 What movie is this prank from? I don't remember.. |
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Sep 19 2006, 10:21 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
QUOTE(rawr SOCK @ Sep 19 2006, 10:59 PM)  Haha, maybe they were really hungry. What movie is this prank from? I don't remember.. It was called Van Wilder. They let the dog ejaculate over these pastries... EWW remember when they were squeezing the frosting out of the bun... YUCK. |
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Sep 19 2006, 10:23 PM
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 Trinie loves you Group: Member Posts: 1,003 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 464,831 |
ewww thats freakin gross!
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Sep 19 2006, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE(pandamonium @ Sep 19 2006, 10:49 PM) Punching him in the face would of been better than putting semen on his brownies.  But it makes me wonder, who's semen was it? Did he emulate Van Wilder totally and let a dog go nuts on it (excuse the pun) or did he do it himself? |
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Sep 19 2006, 10:27 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
QUOTE(Madame C @ Sep 19 2006, 11:26 PM) But it makes me wonder, who's semen was it? Did he emulate Van Wilder totally and let a dog go nuts on it (excuse the pun) or did he do it himself? haha funny pun . But he did it in retaliation to his friend puttin peanut butter in his cheese sandwhich, i guess he really hated peanut butter.
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Sep 19 2006, 10:37 PM
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lmao... wow. -_-
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Sep 20 2006, 12:04 AM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Sep 19 2006, 11:27 PM) haha funny pun . But he did it in retaliation to his friend puttin peanut butter in his cheese sandwhich, i guess he really hated peanut butter.Yeah, I know that. I was wondering if the jizz was his or a dogs. |
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Sep 20 2006, 12:44 AM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
QUOTE(Madame C @ Sep 20 2006, 1:04 AM) Yeah, I know that. I was wondering if the jizz was his or a dogs. oh it was his. sorry. 
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Sep 20 2006, 10:53 AM
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Hahahaha.
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Sep 20 2006, 11:48 AM
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 Death is a promise given to us at birth Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,757 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,459 |
grosssssss. Where did he get that much semen??
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Sep 20 2006, 12:25 PM
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Oh my god, I thought this was someone from chat acting out of boredom..
Wow, that's gross.. This is over a year and a half old, though..
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Sep 20 2006, 12:26 PM
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Trinie loves you Group: Member Posts: 1,003 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 464,831 |
i still cant believe it! yuck!
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Sep 20 2006, 12:28 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Sep 20 2006, 1:44 AM) oh it was his. sorry. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...he had to have gotten some sort of perverse excitement out of that. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. |
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Sep 20 2006, 01:21 PM
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Death is a promise given to us at birth Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,757 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,459 |
QUOTE(Libertie @ Sep 20 2006, 1:25 PM) Oh my god, I thought this was someone from chat acting out of boredom.. Wow, that's gross.. This is over a year and a half old, though.. hehe. |
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| *WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Sep 20 2006, 02:04 PM
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Eeeewwww.
I guess if you're stupid enough to eat brownies that you didn't know where they came from.... Well let's just say you should use common sense. Was it like a pan of brownies? That kid could've taken all that sperm to a sperm bank.
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Sep 20 2006, 03:40 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(Madame C @ Sep 19 2006, 10:26 PM) But it makes me wonder, who's semen was it? Did he emulate Van Wilder totally and let a dog go nuts on it (excuse the pun) or did he do it himself? Wait. So maybe I'm being completely stupid, but how exactly do you get a dog to ejaculate on command? "Old Yeller! Come! Old Yeller... ejaculate!" 
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Sep 20 2006, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE poised' date='Sep 20 2006, 1:40 PM' post='2289668'] Wait. So maybe I'm being completely stupid, but how exactly do you get a dog to ejaculate on command? "Old Yeller! Come! Old Yeller... ejaculate!" In Van Wilder, they had dog porn in the bathroom so the dog would get turned on, then they gave the dog a hand job and put the dog semen in the food  But well, it was just a movie. |
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Sep 20 2006, 07:13 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
 ..... that's wrong. Jeez, it's only peanut butter! What's wrong with that kid?!
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Sep 20 2006, 08:02 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(thanhmai @ Sep 20 2006, 7:09 PM) In Van Wilder, they had dog porn in the bathroom so the dog would get turned on, then they gave the dog a hand job and put the dog semen in the food But well, it was just a movie. Yeah. Okay... definately a movie stunt. Because dogs don't get "turned on", i'm pretty sure. Aren't humans and dolphins the only one who enjoy sex? |
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Sep 20 2006, 08:06 PM
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Gross. Im serious my stomach churned just when I read the first freaking paragraph. What a sick freak.
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Sep 20 2006, 08:07 PM
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NAASTY!!!!!
OH THAT'S SO NASTY |
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Sep 20 2006, 09:32 PM
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abooga. Group: Member Posts: 928 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 212,116 |
Alright. That's wrong. Freaky kid. Very freaky kid.
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Sep 24 2006, 07:02 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
"treat" man that is f**king hilarious |
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Sep 25 2006, 08:35 PM
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EWWW!
thats so gross! people these days ! |
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Sep 25 2006, 09:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
Oh god. I read the title and was like OHMYGOD
Wow, what a crazy kid. How did they find out, eventually? "Hey guys, I don't think this is frosting." "Oh, you're right, it's semen! Hoo boy." |
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Sep 26 2006, 05:12 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
rofl peanut butter in cheese sandwhich...
what does the kid do in revenge? Have cum frosting on the brownies...WOW and it was HIS semen too........... |
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Sep 26 2006, 05:18 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE poised' date='Sep 20 2006, 9:02 PM' post='2290146'] Yeah. Okay... definately a movie stunt. Because dogs don't get "turned on", i'm pretty sure. Aren't humans and dolphins the only one who enjoy sex? Humans, dolphins, and bonobos (pygmy chimps). |
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Sep 26 2006, 05:20 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
You know what I don't get? (I'm sorry for being stupid), if humans and dolphins are the only ones who f**k out of pleasure, how come other female animals get raped by their male counterparts during mating season? Are they THAT desperate to reproduce? and how come in Jackass 2 the horse got an erection? Or is that fake too?
aaaaah questions you come up with when you're stupid like me >.< |
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Sep 26 2006, 05:22 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
^ That's not rape. Rape implies a criminal act. It's just solely means of procreation. And it's not like they just jump on any random female animal, it's a certain time when they're emitting sex pheromomes. The horse in Jackass 2 probably got an erection because it was time. That or they gave him some sort of medicine.
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Sep 26 2006, 09:45 PM
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Oh man, the title made me gag.
That's so..weird.
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Sep 27 2006, 10:13 PM
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Oh, gosh. How disturbing. Moral of the story: Don't eat anonymously sent brownies! Common sense isn't so common.
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Oct 9 2006, 03:58 PM
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 I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
Oh my God. Ew. I...I just threw up a little.
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Oct 9 2006, 04:01 PM
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Trinie loves you Group: Member Posts: 1,003 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 464,831 |
QUOTE(Summer Rain @ Sep 26 2006, 2:20 PM) You know what I don't get? (I'm sorry for being stupid), if humans and dolphins are the only ones who f**k out of pleasure, how come other female animals get raped by their male counterparts during mating season? Are they THAT desperate to reproduce? and how come in Jackass 2 the horse got an erection? Or is that fake too? aaaaah questions you come up with when you're stupid like me >.< i think that was real. i cant believe they drank the horse semen!! eeeeeeeeewwww!!!!
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Oct 9 2006, 04:15 PM
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I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
^OMG they did WHAT??? EWWW!
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Oct 9 2006, 04:16 PM
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Trinie loves you Group: Member Posts: 1,003 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 464,831 |
^yes hun!! they drank the horse semen in jackass2!!! it was crazy!!! ahhhhh! YUCK!
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Oct 9 2006, 04:16 PM
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I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
Oh my God. That's beyond sick.
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Oct 9 2006, 09:03 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
not as sick as someones callas.
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Oct 11 2006, 02:16 PM
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That's cruel.
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Oct 20 2006, 09:30 AM
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EWWWW
What is wrong with teenagers these days?? |
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Oct 20 2006, 10:25 AM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Sep 19 2006, 7:34 PM) YUMMIE SEMEN FROSTED BROWNIES !!!. 
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Oct 28 2006, 01:12 AM
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 f.a.g. Group: Member Posts: 137 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 432,847 |
Good recipe for my bf. I bet you it didn't even taste bad though
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Oct 31 2006, 11:29 PM
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mmm that sounds delicious. </sarcasm>
c`mon people. where`s your common sense.  seriously.. |
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Nov 1 2006, 04:33 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE(Trinie @ Oct 9 2006, 4:16 PM) ^yes hun!! they drank the horse semen in jackass2!!! it was crazy!!! ahhhhh! YUCK! YEAH I REMEMBER THAT! I PUKED OUT ALL MY INNARDS AFTER THAT! QUOTE I feel so ashamed right now xD |
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| *a painefull euphoria* |
Nov 14 2006, 08:51 PM
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wow thats really lame when a 17 year old guy nearing manhod has to blame a movie for geing a stupid f**ker
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