How can you tell if you're drunk? |
How can you tell if you're drunk? |
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![]() oooh yeah. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 ![]() |
Considering people say "Oh, I'm drunk" all the time, how do you tell? I've had alcohol, but I've never gotten drunk before.
So enlighten me, please. |
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![]() Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 ![]() |
You wake up on the bathroom floor with your own puke on you. Yaaay.
Or you wake up and your butthole is SOOOOORE. You can't tell yourself most of the time, but it's when you can't walk straight you can't think straight and you either love everyone or hate everyone. Then you can't remember what you did the other night. Hangover. |
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#3
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![]() oooh yeah. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 ![]() |
But I'm talking about while you're drunk, and when you're in the moment. Because people claim to be drunk while they're actually drunk.
Do you have any clue what I'm saying? Because I sure don't, haha. |
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#4
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
Once I get drunk, I'll look for this thread and let you know.
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#5
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![]() (′ ・ω・`) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 ![]() |
Oh...when you're drunk, you feel really heavy and you kinda get a little hyper, but usually you don't becaues you're too dizzy to get hyper.
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#6
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hah welll its when you cant walk straight and you talk really loud and you talk alot hahah then once first stage is over you get really tired then you try to sleep but you keep having this throwing up feeling so you cant sleeep but eventually you either throw up or just fall alseep hahaha
.:Tony:. |
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#7
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,614 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,903 ![]() |
You know when your drunk whennnnnnnnnnnnn.
You cant walk straight. You talk loud. When you smoke a cig its gone in a flash. When you cant taste the alco in your drink anymore. When you start to slurr. When you can staind up. When you dont wanna stop drinking. When you lay down and you feel your self spinning. When you are about to puke. When you feel heavy. When you cant remeber shit from the night before. When you wake up with a ugly man or woman laying next to you. When your helping other people not to puke on your floor. When you have to hold on to the wall. When you have to pee all the time. When you pass out. When you wake up with a hang over. When your eyes are blood shot. There are so many more. :-/ been there done that. |
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Hmm.. I guess you can just tell? idk.
Ive never been drunk, so I wouldnt know. |
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#9
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![]() cB Assassin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 ![]() |
You can tell if you're drunk, when you go into a cab, and you think the price is the time.
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#10
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![]() what do you think it says....if so obvious. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 ![]() |
You know your drunk when your head is as heavy as a ton of iron and you start ranting out different languages .
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Hmm, when my dad gets drunk, he starts acting all weird. He begins to sing songs and just start talking crazy talk. He ends up puking alot also.
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#12
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![]() mercenary on call ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,606 ![]() |
Well, it kinda depends if your a what my family calls a "happy drunk" or a " depressed /sad drunk" Happy drunks just sing songs and love everyone and stuff like that,sad drunks just cry and tell everyone there problems and if you do the slightest thing it freaks them out...oh and can't you go out and buy one if those things the cops use where you breath into it and it tells you? I mean there is a sure proof way, I mean if you are really serious about it
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*I Shot JFK* |
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#13
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i start talking very loudly, and to random people.
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![]() show me a garden thats bursting to life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 ![]() |
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*stephinika* |
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I can feel it...its when the room doesn't seem to stay still when I feel like I'm standing still and everything is so much more interesting than normal...haha, I don't know how to explain, but I do know at the moment when I'm drunk or not.
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![]() your signal fades away, and all I'm left with is noise. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,110 ![]() |
I don't know..I think it depends on the person.
I've never been drunk. |
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#17
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when you cant walk in a straight line. i have this whole thing, probably my whole family does it, or just viets but... i can always tell when viets/my family is drunk when their faces are bright red...its weird. it happens to me too. hahah it's not uncommon. it's called the "asian glow" |
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#18
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![]() Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 ![]() |
But I'm talking about while you're drunk, and when you're in the moment. Because people claim to be drunk while they're actually drunk. Do you have any clue what I'm saying? Because I sure don't, haha. I said it in my first post. When you can't walk in a straight line and you can't think straight and stuff like that. |
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#19
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i can feel it, but its probably different depending on how well you can hold your alcohol and compose yourself.
you could probably also tell when other people around you are laughing at you for no reason. either that, or you're completely moronic. |
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#20
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you know when you are drunk if you cry and see everything beautiful ( or you barf) or you get angry or you do something extremly stupid that ends up you waking up in some jail cell with no memory of what happend the previous night. or you cant walk straight and bang your head on something and suffer some kind of concotion.
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*My Cinderella.* |
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#21
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I guess when you start laughing nonstop.
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![]() Pocketful of Sunshine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 ![]() |
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*stephinika* |
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#23
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^^
Haha I know people like that. ![]() ![]() |
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*Intoxiique* |
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#24
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The drinks start pouring,
And my speech start slurring, Everybody start looking real good ![]() Psh, I got a case of Fergie on my mind ![]() Anyways, when I am drunk I always deny it. I don't know why though. I know I am drunk but I still say I'm not -shrugs-. I can't walk straight so I take off my heels & I never find them again ![]() |
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#25
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#26
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![]() banangst ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 727 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 237,399 ![]() |
You're either extremely happy or extremely depressed for no reason. You can't walk straight, you're shaking, you feel heavy, you do stupid things... "stupid things....." ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I would have done the same thing. ![]() when you're drunk you act.. just abnormally. I know for one thing when you're red it doesnt always mean you're drunk. OKAY. lol |
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hmmm when I get a little tipsy, or when I'm drunk, I'm in this like different mood almost like your high but involving liquor. For me though beer doesn't work it for me, My personal favorite is Henessy if you aint that strong you can chase it down. but then You'll know when your drunk, if you start pukin, pissing everywhere, or eve sometimes get knocked out randomly. and If you can't drive normally then thats a perfect sign.
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![]() banangst ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 727 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 237,399 ![]() |
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#29
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![]() baby, you wouldnt last<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 948 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 413,445 ![]() |
not like ive been drunk before but im sure ill know when i throw up after a few drinks! =P
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