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20 things to do in a public bathroom, hehehe
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post May 28 2004, 07:30 PM
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20 THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your naighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a loud fart.
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
6.Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt fastly under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
11.Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15.Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16.Play a well known tune over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17.Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors 18.Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
 
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post May 28 2004, 07:39 PM
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haha. i've heard those before but they crack me up everytime
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post May 28 2004, 10:57 PM
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the funniest thing will be put to bold

20 THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your naighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a loud fart.
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
6.Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt fastly under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
11.Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15.Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16.Play a well known tune over and over again on your butt cheeks. laugh.gif
17.Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors 18.Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

i liked number 16 the best tho hhahaa
 
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post May 31 2004, 01:48 PM
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biggrin.gif oookay, that's interesting.
 
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post May 31 2004, 07:50 PM
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i saw that before, and i love number 10, so funny. _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 1 2004, 12:37 AM
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isaw this before but even if i tried to do these i would just burst out laughing
 
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post Jun 1 2004, 11:13 PM
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7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

hahahahahhahahaahha i luv those the BEST biggrin.gif
especially #7... HAHAA
 
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post Jun 2 2004, 12:38 AM
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hahahaha i've seen that b4 but each time it stio makes me laugh
 
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post Jun 2 2004, 12:55 AM
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haha...hilariously funny! tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 2 2004, 01:04 AM
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LOL..YEAH I HEARD BOUT DESE..I EVEN GOT A COPIE OF DEM..LOL..YEAH...MAN I AM GUNNA HAVE TO DO THESE ON DAY FUR REAL..LOL
 
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post Jun 5 2004, 07:56 AM
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Haha, indeed 12 is funny! I say you should use CHUNKY peanut butter! tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 5 2004, 07:59 AM
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funny
ahha but some are more towards men.. ahahah
 
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post Jun 5 2004, 08:25 AM
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haha funky xD imma show it to mai guy friends and ask em to do that xD haha
 
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haha, i know my friends do 2 and 12...haha
 
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those are hilarious!! but i'm not that strange. i wouldn't do that. did you come up with that on your own? blink.gif
 
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O man, the humus got me sick.gif

Very funny though!
 
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post Jun 5 2004, 02:54 PM
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Hahah. Some of them are pretty funny. laugh.gif
 
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god damn thats funny ! LOL ! HAHA biggrin.gif laugh.gif
 
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hahaha those are soooo jokes
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 07:27 PM
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omg!. that's hilarious!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:05 PM
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LOL Not bad. I'm still laughing. tongue.gif
 
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LOL!! biggrin.gif
 
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post Jun 19 2004, 11:07 PM
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Who brongs a cantoloupe with them????
 
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post Jun 20 2004, 01:15 AM
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Okay...interesting?
 
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post Jun 20 2004, 01:33 AM
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HILARIOUS! lmfao laugh.gif

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7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly
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