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 Aug 8 2006, 07:46 PM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 49 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 440,934  |
I can only think of one vampire joke but I would like it if more people added to this posting. My joke:
Why did Dracula fail his art class? He only knew how to draw blood. |
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Aug 8 2006, 07:47 PM
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 yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
doesn't this belong in humor
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Aug 8 2006, 09:06 PM
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haah. how interesting.
no, i dont know any other. |
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Aug 8 2006, 09:30 PM
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 <(- -)><(- - <)(>- -)><(- - )> Group: Member Posts: 646 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,609 |
haha very amusing.
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Aug 8 2006, 10:18 PM
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 Selv Group: Member Posts: 259 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 449,755 |
I'm gonna use it on my friends.
 .. is that okay?
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Jan 20 2007, 05:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 211 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,257 |
Here's a vampire joke:
One vampire was hanging out when a second one walked up to him, his face covered in blood. "Whoa! Where'd you get all that?" asked the first vampire eagerly. "You see that pole over there?" replied the second vampire. "Yeah," said the first vampire. "Well I didn't," said the second vampire. |
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