Stefan makes beautiful things, STORY TIME YO Options

[Stefan The Sex G...]

There was once this lass, her name was georgett, in the state of WISCONSIN!!!
She liked to eat cheese. ^_^ But then again, who doesnt?
anyways.
She just moved into a new house, and got her bed setup and tried to go to sleep, then she heard this loud noise coming from underneath her bed. She got up and looked, and saw this monster sitting there growling, so she ran.
Then she found The Amazing Stefan fighting back the evil hords of Tele-marketers, and asked him to help.

Of course Stefan agreed. So stefan pogo sticked back to Georgette home. Stefan flipped the bed, and the monster threw a waffle at Stefan, stefan answered with shooting the projectile waffle with his syrup guns, the monster ran over and devoured the waffle, then burst out into song.......everyhone joined in.

Waffles
Waffle, oh waffle. I love to eat waffles and pigs like Truffles, but me and waffles Go back so far, Before I drove a car Waffles are better than pancakes too, Pancakes just, taste like pooo Then there is kathleen, she is nice and clean I love her soo... She pimped my ymspace And now its better than your-space Becuase kathleen made it so...and your jsut...a fCUkign ho... SO GO FKUCING KILL YOURSELF! GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC OR FUCIKGN OVERDOSE ON YOUR FCUKING MEDICATION! YOU FuKING SLUT!

As it turns out, the growling was the mourning and stomach growlings of the monster, for he had no syrup to put on his waffles.
Now, Stefan, georgette, and the monster all fight the evil telemarketer forces togethor,
STEFAN WITH HIS SYRUP GUNS....OF JUSTICE!
Georgette WITH HER WAFFLE IRON WHIP!
AND THE MONSTER WITH HIS PROJECTILE WAFFLES!
^_^
STefan makes good stories no?
DISCUSS THE STORYYO

[no-name]

It is so damn confusin..interesting storry...

[*T0rmented_Soul*]

LMFAO this the best story I've read it today hillarioous...The Monster and cool! and I like your Pogo Stick! how could you run over pancakes

[Stefan The Sex G...]

I dont know
i wrote that a lot....

[TheArdentVirus]

Stefan.

You're crazy.

But that's okay, I still would give you another 5 dollars for another Fantastic Stefan lapdance.

[Stefan The Sex G...]

THank you, i love my stories, i dont think many peopel will read it though becase of the length
PEOPLE DONT LIKE READIN

[*T0rmented_Soul*]

Im a fan of your stories now Stefan I think they're brilliant and humurous you should make a short story

[marzipan]

I'll move this to Writing. And stay on the topic of the story.

Moved to Writing

[*Shinji_Mimura*]

TLDR

[TheArdentVirus]

I always read.

You should make a longer one.

Haha. n___n

[fagget]

Touching.

[Stefan The Sex G...]

I might eventually.
^_^
I jsut dont feel like it usually.
since i dont like to read.

But here is another stefan story!


you see...there was once this toaster....he fell in love with a waffle iron.

THey both knew if their parents found out that they would be disowned, so they ran away togethor and eloped.

they wre gone a few days and their parents got worried, so they called the police and filed a missing persons report.

They then found them and tried to bring them home, then waffle iron attacked the police and they were fugitives.

Toaster got captured and put in jail. then waffle iron busted him out, and then they were killed while escaping.

THE END

[ichigofan]

um oook. Interesting story? it didnt end, wheres the ending?

[Stefan The Sex G...]

yes it did.
the ending is tehy now fight crime togethor.
^_^