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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:23 PM
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Im just curious, since this is one of the most famous joke ever, but has anyone ever really seen a chicken cross the road? blink.gif
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:24 PM
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Every day man!

I feel bad because people think they are ducks and just hit them.
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:24 PM
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I know the answer!

He was scared of KFC.

And no, I have never seen a turkey cross the road. I never even seen a live turkey.

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I meant chicken. WTF. Damn it, Shelby!
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(tic tac. @ Aug 2 2006, 5:24 PM) *
I know the answer!

He was scared of KFC.

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post Aug 2 2006, 05:26 PM
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I saw one on the sidewalk with a leash. Does that count?
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:27 PM
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I saw one inside my school but never one cross the road before
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:28 PM
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actually i know the anwser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because it felt like it, gosh darnit!
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE(tic tac. @ Aug 2 2006, 6:24 PM) *
I know the answer!

He was scared of KFC.

And no, I have never seen a turkey cross the road. I never even seen a live turkey.


YOU CANT BEAT TURKEY HILL! shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:34 PM
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ROFL, I have never seen a chicken cross a road laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 05:37 PM
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I have also seen a dog attack a chicken


I felt sorry for the chicken
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 06:13 PM
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I've seen deer crossing the road before, but never chickens.
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(emazing @ Aug 2 2006, 7:13 PM) *
I've seen deer crossing the road before, but never chickens.


Agreed. I see deer crossing all the deer all the time.
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 06:56 PM
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good question kc.i rally dont know, maybe because he just felt like it
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 07:10 PM
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The chicken had to walk across the road of shame, 'cause it lost in a cockfight.
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 2 2006, 8:10 PM) *
The chicken had to walk across the road of shame, 'cause it lost in a cockfight.

poor chicken console.gif ..i never seen a cockfight before
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 09:51 PM
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Yeah I have.
But it had just escaped from some stick.
Yeah
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There is some strange guy near my freind jackie's house, he leaves a 5 foot stick out in the middle of no where, and then ties a 8 foot rope too it, then ties a chicken to the end of the rope.
ITs really weird.
We have no idea why he does it.

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poor chicken console.gif ..i never seen a cockfight before



I have cock fights almost everytime i go to the mall, and I had lots with eric.
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 10:50 PM
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I've never seen a chicken cross the road before... ermm.gif
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 11:25 PM
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lol no ive never seen a chicken crossing a road, i dont think they will last long if they escaped their hut.. theres a lot of hungry people out in the world
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 11:27 PM
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No, but I def saw a racoon family cross the road today.

I almost ran over them too, had to slam on my breaks.
 
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post Aug 2 2006, 11:27 PM
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Hmm..have I ever seen a chicken cross the road?

No. XD.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 01:27 AM
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...but dont chickens fly? atleast like somewhat above the ground?
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 01:31 AM
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Just peacocks.
Is that weirder?
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 01:52 AM
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Because he wanted to get to the other side. duh.

haha no, I really dont know why someone made up that joke, or why its so famous.
and to answer your question, no Ive never seen a chicken cross the road.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 01:53 AM
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QUOTE(JanetteRonaldo @ Aug 3 2006, 2:27 AM) *
...but dont chickens fly? atleast like somewhat above the ground?

haha.. your right.
 
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LOL! wow. i pwned that joke.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 02:47 AM
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Too bad, if I saw one cross the road, I'd scream out," GET IN MA BELLY."
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 02:48 AM
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hahahahhaha.
no kevin, you`d take it to
your house and cook it
yourself. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 09:25 AM
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nope I've never seen one cross a road... how sad :(
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 10:38 AM
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I've never seen an actually chicken crossed the road, but I have heard about the joke.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 10:38 AM
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So, which chicken are we talking about?
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 10:43 AM
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laugh.gif Never. I've seen a deer, several dogs and cats, but never a chicken.

I've never really understood the popularity of this joke. (Same with 'knock knocks'). ermm.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 10:45 AM
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QUOTE(Zatanna @ Aug 3 2006, 10:43 AM) *
I've never really understood the popularity of this joke. (Same with 'knock knocks'). ermm.gif

Yeah, same here. I think it's because it's so obvious it's funny. shrug.gif

No, I've never seen a chicken cross the road. The closest I've seen is a duck.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 10:48 AM
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QUOTE(Zatanna @ Aug 3 2006, 5:43 PM) *
I've never really understood the popularity of this joke. (Same with 'knock knocks'). ermm.gif

Seriously! *Knock knock, who's there? Me*. Or something like that. It makes me laugh alot because it's lame. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM
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Knock Knock
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM
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Who's there?
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:47 AM
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Yo momma.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM
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QUOTE(Born in a burial gown @ Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM) *
Who's there?

K C
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM
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laugh.gif

What was the point?
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:50 AM
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QUOTE(Born in a burial gown @ Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM) *
laugh.gif

What was the point?

XD.gif you ruined it, you were supposed to say K C who? ermm.gif Then I was going to say
K C you later for now. =/
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:51 AM
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Well, this was my knock-knock joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma who?
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMA FOR. *headbutt*
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Aug 3 2006, 6:50 PM) *
XD.gif you ruined it, you were supposed to say K C who? ermm.gif Then I was going to say
K C you later for now. =/

pinch.gif

I suck. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:52 AM
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Well, this was my knock-knock joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma who?
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMA FOR. *headbutt*

*throws tomato
Just playing
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:58 AM
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KAYTHEE. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. sad.gif

Just playing. :D We are, right?
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 11:59 AM
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He wanted to go out to eat.. at Kfc.. thats why.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 02:45 PM
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I've seen my grandma behead a chicken. As for the crossing the road part, yes I have seen one cross the road. It wasn't all I thought it be....it just cross the road. That's it. Nothing special.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 06:03 PM
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I'd love to see a chicken attempt to fly, hover for a while, then get hit by an eighteen-wheeler carrying goods to KFC.
 
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because he wanted to get to the other side.

and no I don't think I've ever seen a chicken cross the road, I have seen a turkey do it though.
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 08:58 PM
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To get away from you. psyche.

Yes i have. My dad kept a chicken in the backyard when i was younger and while i was at the bus stop the chicken flew out of my backyard and crossed the street. That was so embaressing oh boy. pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 09:09 PM
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Yes. Two actually. Haha.
 
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there's bird flu to kill chickens sad.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 09:37 PM
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no, but i have seen a sign that said "deer x-ing"
 
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post Aug 3 2006, 10:09 PM
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QUOTE(Cake. @ Aug 3 2006, 10:37 PM) *
no, but i have seen a sign that said "deer x-ing"

I seen that sign too..I hate it
 
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QUOTE(Cake. @ Aug 3 2006, 6:37 PM) *
no, but i have seen a sign that said "deer x-ing"


haha i see that sign everywhere too.
 
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