Humans are selfish idiots |
 Aug 2 2006, 09:03 AM
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Why do people run off when you need them the most? My boyfriend for almost 2 years (we've been going on and off) broke up with me RIGHT NOW.
The point is, he was mad because I wasn't telling him much about my life. I'm a little depressed (hard to believe), I threatened my parents with a knife and things got out of hand. He was mad and broke up with me because I didn't let him into my 'life'. I told him what happened with the knife and he broke up with me  I went to another forum and many people were talking about their loved ones letting them down. Humans are mean creatures! I hope they all get killed by Aliens. I hope they kill ALL OF YOU! The question is; what will you do if Aliens invaded the earth? I'll join the Alien army and help kill Humans. I'll marry an Alien and have Hual (Human + Alien) kids. |
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| *liquidize* |
Aug 2 2006, 09:08 AM
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I have to say, that is the funny story. Not to be heartless but,
threaten parents with knife!1!! ===> Boyfriend breaks up with you?!?! It would be pretty scary though now that i've thought it over a little, because if you can threaten your parents who gave you life with a knife, what would you do to a boyfriend who did you wrong? Lets wait and see! I'd save myself, but in reality I think the hormone crazed teenagers will go around having sex with everything, then the senile old people will stock up ammunitions and have their fortresses. The middle aged people will be just stuck in another mid life crisis. I put my money on the senile senior citizens! |
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Aug 2 2006, 09:13 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 721 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,101 |
QUOTE(liquidize @ Aug 2 2006, 4:08 PM)  I have to say, that is the funny story. Not to be heartless but, threaten parents with knife!1!! ===> Boyfriend breaks up with you?!?! It would be pretty scary though now that i've thought it over a little, because if you can threaten your parents who gave you life with a knife, what would you do to a boyfriend who did you wrong? Lets wait and see! I did it so they'lld stop fighting but it worked for a while. The fact is, HE KNOWS I did it on purpose but he still left me.  QUOTE I'd save myself, but in reality I think the hormone crazed teenagers will go around having sex with everything, then the senile old people will stock up ammunitions and have their fortresses. The middle aged people will be just stuck in another mid life crisis. I put my money on the senile senior citizens! I hope they kill you! You're TOO human. |
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Aug 2 2006, 09:14 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Aliens can't invade the Earth, my superior fleet of Venator Class Star Destroyers will defend the Earth from anything that comes. And if they fail, we have Jedi and Jedi Starfighters.
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Aug 2 2006, 09:15 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
id build my own thingy to defend myself,and while the aliens are killing off everyone, i grab all the weapons i could and when they come to gget me,ill shoot them and kill them.
heheh jk iono! ill dress up as an alien and pretend to be them adn pretend to kill everyone, well ill probably kill all them sl*ts and them people but ill pretend to kill people and then save them and hide them in a safe place. |
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Aug 2 2006, 09:15 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 721 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,101 |
Eddie, I think not. Green people are powerful!
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Aug 2 2006, 09:16 AM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
We have the Death Star, and plus, a lot of Jedi in the order aren't human.
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Aug 2 2006, 09:18 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 721 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,101 |
Actually, I'm talking of the Aliens in my planet, they're pretty strong.
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Aug 2 2006, 09:20 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
Two words.
Psychological warfare. I'm going to build the worlds largest speakers and blast Napalm Death into the stratosphere. Lets see aliens get through that. |
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| *liquidize* |
Aug 2 2006, 09:20 AM
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Black Aliens?
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Aug 2 2006, 09:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 721 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,101 |
^ Don't underestimate the Aliens in my world.
QUOTE(liquidize @ Aug 2 2006, 4:20 PM) Black Aliens? Green Aliens. |
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| *liquidize* |
Aug 2 2006, 09:23 AM
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Green is too enviornmental friendly.
Black is good, black people, black wallstreet, black dog, black shit, black mario, oreos |
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Aug 2 2006, 09:23 AM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
The Jedi Order are trained to use the Force, we can create Force Storms around your alien ships before they can even reach Earth, not to mention being fired by our Star Destroyers.
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Aug 2 2006, 09:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 721 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,101 |
QUOTE(liquidize @ Aug 2 2006, 4:23 PM) Green is too enviornmental friendly. Black is good, black people, black wallstreet, black dog, black shit, black mario, oreos Green is better. Green people, green poop, green pee, green blood, green pubic hair. Besides, we already have black people, black dog, black shit . . . |
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| *baby_in_blue* |
Aug 2 2006, 01:56 PM
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i would do you what you would do too.
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| *StanleyThePanda* |
Aug 2 2006, 01:57 PM
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Hm.. idk why people do that, its lame though
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| *Freaky Krazer* |
Aug 2 2006, 01:58 PM
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no, men are evil. I can't wait till women evolve into amazons and kill off men.
woot for lesbian relationships |
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Aug 2 2006, 01:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
If aliens invaded the Earth, I suppose I'd make friends. Assuming they were friendly aliens, of course. If they were violent aliens, I'd move to Kansas, build a bunker, hire as many bodyguards as I could, and start stockpiling weapons.
 QUOTE(No Fear @ Aug 2 2006, 10:23 AM) The Jedi Order are trained to use the Force, we can create Force Storms around your alien ships before they can even reach Earth, not to mention being fired by our Star Destroyers. That's pretty mean.  But what if the ninjas were allied with the aliens?!
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Aug 2 2006, 02:00 PM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
QUOTE(No Fear @ Aug 2 2006, 7:23 AM) The Jedi Order are trained to use the Force, we can create Force Storms around your alien ships before they can even reach Earth, not to mention being fired by our Star Destroyers. Oh jeeeeezzzz But haha to the Hual part. |
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Aug 2 2006, 02:01 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I think your boyfriend had good reason to break up with you.
 But anyway, if aliens invaded the earth, I'd call Mel Gibson. |
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Aug 2 2006, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(Freaky Krazer @ Aug 2 2006, 2:58 PM) no, men are evil. I can't wait till women evolve into amazons and kill off men. woot for lesbian relationships This will happen. I sware. 
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Aug 2 2006, 04:01 PM
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 All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Wait hold up. I thought Aliens were blue. I thought they drove blue corvettes and had blue windows.
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| *Freaky Krazer* |
Aug 2 2006, 09:07 PM
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^nope, they're green and drove round aircrafts
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Aug 2 2006, 09:40 PM
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 Ninjas and Pirates agree, Cowboys suck. Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,366 |
hmm
not really my business, BUT YOU THREATENED YOUR PARENTS WITH A KNIFE!?!??! Maybe you scared him? I dont know. But humans are Evil creatures, usually. They care about nothing but themselves. LOOK AT BUSH Anyways If aliens did invade the earth. I would give them drugs. and then they wouldnt kill us, BECAUSE TEY WOULD BE ADDICTED, and they need humans to maek the drugs. so they cant kill us, CUSS HUMANS HAVE THE SECRETS TO MAKING DRUGSSS ^_^ |
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Aug 2 2006, 11:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,098 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,687 |
Hmm I see why he broke up with you...Schizo! anyways if aliens invaded the earth would be cool, i doubt theyll kill us but you never know
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Aug 2 2006, 11:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 683 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,526 |
How you about to threaten your family witta knife...then not tell your bf what your thinking and then expect him not to dump ur crazy ass.
Edit// hey jus to let ppl know...i dint look at any other posts in this thread so if i missed something, let me know |
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Aug 2 2006, 11:44 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
I'm sorry about your boyfriend breaking up with you, That's tough.
Sounds like life at home isn't too hott. You're probably depressed and anxious, and i'm really sorry about everything that has been going on. Your boyfriend probably felt scared and overwhelmed about everything, you know. It sounded like you really depended on him for emotional support, and maybe he just needed to break away from things to get himself together. But if you guys have been on and off for 2 years, there might be a chance of you guys getting back together. Please just take care of yourself first, and your relationship with your parents, and then worry about boyfriend problems. Again, sorry things are so rough. If you ever need to talk to someone or vent, I'm a PM away. I understand about this kinda stuff, grew up with it. And ironically, I had a boyfriend that broke up with me too because of family problems. If aliens invaded the earth......then I'd grab Will Smith & Jeff Goldblum to save us, har har. lol. Love that movie <3 I'll leave this in the Lounge, though this could sorta go in relationships. You know, except the whole Alien comment ha. |
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Aug 2 2006, 11:50 PM
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 vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
he broke up with you?
after you did what he asked? hes so not worth it.  bleh we are selfish idiots, arn't we? |
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