This may seem like a really stupid question... |
| *Kathleen* |
 Jul 29 2006, 04:13 AM
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There are no stupid questions.
You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do? That is the stupidest question I've ever heard. Weeeelll? 
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Jul 29 2006, 04:14 AM
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buy all the weapons i can & kill them i guess, without blowing up the earth.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 29 2006, 04:14 AM
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i use it to bribe them to go away. that would be common sense.
then, i steal a blaster gun from the aliens, ad use it to steal 10 million from the bank. no exploding planets, and a tidy profit. |
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Jul 29 2006, 04:15 AM
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HAHAHAAHAHAAH, I LOVE THIS TOPIC.
i'll buy a lot of huge property and houses. it's common sense afterwards ;] |
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 29 2006, 04:16 AM
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^ ok. it wasnt THAT funny
breathe. or, actually, laugh until you blow up 
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Jul 29 2006, 04:16 AM
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*Influential Guitarist & Inspiring Writer* Group: Official Member Posts: 1,217 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,134 |
5 million dollars... is it enough to build a time machine then get another 5 million? I'd keep doing that eryday b4 the aliens take over O_O then when I reach about 500 billion I go to Area 51 build me my own Aliens reinforcements
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 29 2006, 04:18 AM
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JAMES GO ON MSN AND FINISH YOUR STORY.
I like this topic as well.
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Jul 29 2006, 04:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
QUOTE(I Shot JFK @ Jul 29 2006, 2:16 AM)  ^ ok. it wasnt THAT funny breathe. or, actually, laugh until you blow up no, i'll blow you up.  is anyone ... going to say, africa? |
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Jul 29 2006, 04:29 AM
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*Influential Guitarist & Inspiring Writer* Group: Official Member Posts: 1,217 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,134 |
whats in Africa besides uhhm countries and stuff?
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 29 2006, 04:34 AM
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THE EBOLA VIRUS. We could.. trap it in a box and throw it at the aliens.
 Or just get a box and write "Ebola" on it, and scare them with it. I mean they had to have seen War of the Worlds, no?
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 29 2006, 04:40 AM
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^ CORDELIAAAAAAAAAAA
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 29 2006, 04:41 AM
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I was hoping you'd catch that reference. GET BACK ON MSN.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 29 2006, 04:44 AM
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yes mistress
*rebelious muttering* |
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Jul 29 2006, 04:54 AM
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There certainly are stupid questions. "Why did the chicken cross the road" is certainly one of them. As for yours, the answer is quite simple. Do nothing. If the world is about to end, two days of opulence, vice, and uninhibited spending will do nothing to remedy it. It will merely serve to worsen it. Money is nothing. Spend the last two days with your heart. The money may assist in facilitating it, but alas, it should not be the focus. Focus on the heart, and happiness will follow.
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Jul 29 2006, 05:00 AM
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Remember. Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,685 |
Glad to have been of assistance.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 29 2006, 05:02 AM
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no.. he is overly moral.
woot for materialism!!! |
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Jul 29 2006, 04:36 PM
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 stephanie .. Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529 |
I'd buy all the hamsters in the world and create a hamster army and kill the aliens :D
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Jul 29 2006, 04:44 PM
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*Influential Guitarist & Inspiring Writer* Group: Official Member Posts: 1,217 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,134 |
QUOTE(guy fawkes @ Jul 29 2006, 2:54 AM) There certainly are stupid questions. "Why did the chicken cross the road" is certainly one of them. As for yours, the answer is quite simple. Do nothing. If the world is about to end, two days of opulence, vice, and uninhibited spending will do nothing to remedy it. It will merely serve to worsen it. Money is nothing. Spend the last two days with your heart. The money may assist in facilitating it, but alas, it should not be the focus. Focus on the heart, and happiness will follow. thats deep dude ... Money isn't everything. Fascilitating the Heart and happiness would follow, by far the best words I've heard in awhile |
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Jul 29 2006, 04:53 PM
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I will invest that money into Lightsaber research, and Starfighter research so I can blow those aliens to hell..
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Jul 29 2006, 05:01 PM
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I don't know what i would do but i would not waste it carelessly
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Jul 29 2006, 05:30 PM
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I don't know..
Really, where did you get this question from? |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 29 2006, 06:13 PM
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"Hey, you Kevin? Nice to meet you, whats your name?"
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| *baby_in_blue* |
Jul 29 2006, 07:11 PM
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buy a mansion and invite them over for dinner.
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Jul 29 2006, 07:49 PM
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Buy me something that's gonna prevent me from being blown up as well as the Earth, and then get weapons and blast them off. Then spend the rest of the money if I have any left over on whatsoever i want.
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Jul 29 2006, 08:04 PM
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i would buy a pony that could rollar blade
edit:: a raindow pony! |
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Jul 29 2006, 08:30 PM
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Organize a giant buffet in Los Angeles and pay for all the people to eat.
Perhaps I'd try and decide to go somewhere or meet someone quickly before I die, but I may not decide on time. It's better to give someone a decent meal before they die, isn't it? |
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Jul 29 2006, 09:04 PM
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hum... good question... but i'd have to go w/ buy up alot of guns and stuff and try to kill them all!
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Jul 29 2006, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(BrokenDream @ Jul 29 2006, 6:30 PM) I don't know.. Really, where did you get this question from? A very badass eighties movie. Nicki'll probably be the only one that catches it, but I think she's away somewhere. 
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Jul 29 2006, 11:10 PM
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take the five mill to the aliens
give them 3.5 mil. invest 1 mil. live off the hlaf a mill. and the interest for the rest of my life and calmy explain to teh aliens that they can be integrated(sp??) into pour society. then show them things like drugs, createblogs, myspace, xanga, and all that stuff to make them not want to destroy the earth, for they would destory all this stuff. IT WOULD WORK DO NOT DENY ME |
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Jul 29 2006, 11:26 PM
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stephanie .. Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529 |
Well, fcuk me gently with a chainsaw. DO I LOOK LIKE MOTHER THERESA?
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Jul 29 2006, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE(aubbob. @ Jul 29 2006, 4:14 AM) buy all the weapons i can & kill them i guess, without blowing up the earth. thats just silly. i'd buy an xbox 360. and maybe a new basketball. and the full seasons of the chappelle show. |
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Jul 29 2006, 11:39 PM
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i am glad you asked this because i was asking myself this same exact question the other day.
i think i would invite them for dinner, pay them a little mula, they go their way.. we go ours and keep the rest of the money. who said they had to be mean.. |
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| *mona lisa* |
Jul 30 2006, 11:16 AM
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I buy plane tickets if possible or buy a personal jet so that my parents, sister and I can visit my family in India. Then we have the biggest feast in the world.
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Jul 30 2006, 11:20 AM
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pay the aliens to leave.. but only give them half.. and tell them i only had half.. or maybe since their aliens i'll say 1 dolar is worth 124092184 dolars on their planet. hehe.  |
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Jul 30 2006, 02:01 PM
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QUOTE(I Shot JFK @ Jul 29 2006, 4:14 AM) i use it to bribe them to go away. that would be common sense. then, i steal a blaster gun from the aliens, ad use it to steal 10 million from the bank. no exploding planets, and a tidy profit. Too bad the aliens wouldn't want your money dude. It's not their currency. Unless she means illegal aliens, lol. You could always get it in Pacos. I hope Aliens aren't reading this... they'll be well prepared and pissed off. |
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Jul 30 2006, 02:03 PM
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 I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
I would by them 50 pounds of the finest cheese. Everyone knows that Aliens love cheese. Then I would use their time travel device to go to the future and find out which stocks I should invest in, go back to the present and end up the richest person on the planet.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 30 2006, 02:08 PM
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QUOTE(iRock cB @ Jul 30 2006, 8:01 PM) Too bad the aliens wouldn't want your money dude. It's not their currency. Unless she means illegal aliens, lol. You could always get it in Pacos. I hope Aliens aren't reading this... they'll be well prepared and pissed off. my hypothetical situtation, my way of solving it! *sulky face* |
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Jul 30 2006, 02:44 PM
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honestly,
give them the 5 million dollars and tell them to f**k off. or well take the money and give everyone weapons and all sorts of stuff and have a war with aliens wooo how fun. |
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Jul 30 2006, 02:54 PM
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Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
QUOTE(I Shot JFK @ Jul 30 2006, 2:08 PM) my hypothetical situtation, my way of solving it! *sulky face* Fine then, have you ways that will not work! haha. Hey Kathleen, is this a riddle or just something you got off of a movie? lol. |
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Jul 30 2006, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE(iRock cB @ Jul 30 2006, 3:54 PM) Fine then, have you ways that will not work! haha. Hey Kathleen, is this a riddle or just something you got off of a movie? lol. Indeed it is. I'll give you a hint: "I LOVE MY DEAD, GAY SON." |
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Jul 30 2006, 03:18 PM
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Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 30 2006, 3:15 PM) Indeed it is. I'll give you a hint: "I LOVE MY DEAD, GAY SON." Lmao, I knew it! Heathers, right? My brother has that movie, haha. |
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:26 PM
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Yessssss! I
 that movie. I CAN NEVER FIND IT ON DVD ANYWHERE. Family Video won't sell it to me. 
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:28 PM
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i've never seen heathers... i really do want to.
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:31 PM
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If you lived here, I'd make sure that you did. Just as I did with Lunchbox.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:33 PM
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I'll buy it next time im out.
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:43 PM
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Don't do that. Then I'll be jealous that I don't have it when you do.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:44 PM
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you're already jealous of me that johnny depp is my gay lover. i dont think owning a dvd will make that much difference
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:47 PM
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YOU SPEAK LIES, YOU.. YOU.. you.. REDCOAT.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:50 PM
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HHAHAHAHAAHAH
one of my top 5 comments EVER. haha. |
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:52 PM
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 *Bows*
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| *mona lisa* |
Jul 30 2006, 03:54 PM
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Stick to the topic, guys.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 30 2006, 04:04 PM
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i will destroy teh aliens by paying kathleen to use her wit upon them.
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 30 2006, 04:14 PM
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I didn't realize I didn't answer my own question. Or, Veronica's, rather. Hmm. I'd buy a plane ticket to Johnny's and then have mad, hot sex (or rape) with him until the aliens destroyed Earth. How much would you pay me, James?
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Jul 30 2006, 04:15 PM
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as much as it took to get you out of the way for me and johnny
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Jul 30 2006, 04:20 PM
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i don't know what i would do. i would like to buy maybe some cheese fries and buy viggo mortensen films. oh i'd buy his company too, only for two days before aliens come.
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| *Kathleen* |
Aug 5 2006, 04:02 PM
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*Bumpidy bump bump bumpidy bump bump*
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| *Statues/Shadows* |
Aug 5 2006, 04:09 PM
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 I love how no one got that until "I love my dead gay son." |
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