The Dave Chappelle Theory |
 Jul 20 2006, 11:55 AM
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http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html
I found this just like 30 minute ago on another forum. I found it quite interesting actually. I mean it's hard to believe but yeah it seems kinda true. Read it and you'll know what I mean. |
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 20 2006, 12:42 PM
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Wow.
 That's kind of creepy. I could never imagine Oprah being so conniving and evil.  They're like.. the black mafia or something. Poor Dave.  Edit: This says he actually checked into a psych facility in South Africa, although this is dated May of last year. Now that's creepier. |
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Jul 20 2006, 12:59 PM
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Ha ha. Interesting.
Wow. I didn't know Dave was really Muslim. |
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Jul 20 2006, 01:12 PM
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What really got to me was this.
QUOTE Oprah Winfrey leaned forward and whispered in my ear "you better watch your step — we're representing interests more powerful than you can imagine. You do remember that Farrakhan killed Malcom, and that Cosby, Johnson and I have more money than God — we can keep this harassment up forever. Is this what you want your life to be like Dave?" Now that is just scary. |
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Jul 20 2006, 01:14 PM
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^
What the hail... Dang. |
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| *disco infiltrator* |
Jul 20 2006, 01:31 PM
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Wow. I feel so bad for Dave. That would creep me out so badly.
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Jul 20 2006, 01:37 PM
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 that's what she said Group: Member Posts: 848 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,512 |
 QUOTE This reached its apex when Chappelle emerged from the shower one morning to find the three men sitting in his bathroom. By Chappelle's account, they told him "If we can get into your home this easily David, imagine what we can do to you if we really wanted to hurt you. If you don't tone down your show, maybe the next time we're in your bathroom, we'll be waiting for your wife or children to get out of the shower — not you." wtf. Now that's just wrong. Wow, what they did to him is worse then all the racial jokes he made. Seriously.  Actually, I don't think this is real anymore.  http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/dave-chap...osed-144620.php |
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Jul 20 2006, 02:51 PM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
Entertainment says a lot of crap. The internet says a lot of shit. So who knows if any of these "Dave Chapelle Stories" are true or not.
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Jul 20 2006, 03:11 PM
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 stephanie .. Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529 |
omg that took so long to read it all
but that's really weird and creepy  I liked his show :[ |
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| *Shinji_Mimura* |
Jul 20 2006, 03:13 PM
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You, Dangjer, are months behind.
kthnx |
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Jul 20 2006, 03:28 PM
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^Well some people don't know about it so G1 to that.
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Jul 20 2006, 03:56 PM
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I never heard of it.
Then again I only started to get my taste of Dave Chappelle. |
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 20 2006, 10:44 PM
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I guess I'm way behind, too.
Oh well. *Shrugs*
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| *Shinji_Mimura* |
Jul 20 2006, 11:16 PM
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Yeah, Kathleen. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 20 2006, 11:22 PM
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<< Is ashamed.
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Jul 21 2006, 12:03 AM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
^ It's ok. I suppose I'm behind as well.
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| *Shinji_Mimura* |
Jul 21 2006, 12:03 AM
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You're Jesus. 'nuff said.
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Jul 21 2006, 12:07 AM
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that's what she said Group: Member Posts: 848 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,512 |
^ No, he's ArJuan.
Jesus is stuck 2000 years behind. |
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