You know, soccer can be pretty kinky. |
 Jul 18 2006, 08:45 PM
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 oooh yeah.  Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533  |
And so can 10,000 other things. But this post, we'll focus on soccer:
There's the pre-game festivities. Then, the kickoff. Then you, gotta get around the players to score a goal. Of course, it usually only lasts 90 minutes, but you could always go to penalty kicks or sudden death. But you better make sure not to get a yellow card or a red card or else you might be out of the game next time. Of course, there's always the possiblility of not scoring at all. Okay, I'll shut up now.  My point is, make something in the world relate to sex. |
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Jul 18 2006, 08:49 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
............ok......
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Jul 18 2006, 08:52 PM
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oooh yeah. Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
Okay, I guess this topic isn't quite as successful as I thought it would be. -__-
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Jul 18 2006, 08:53 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
God I feel so dirty now, but...when airport security tell someone to Assume The Position...
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Jul 18 2006, 08:58 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^hahaha, yes.
i can't think of anything in the world relating to sex... 
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Jul 18 2006, 08:59 PM
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 that's what she said Group: Member Posts: 848 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,512 |
I love watermelons. I love the way they look. Mm, sometimes men prefer oranges though. Don't know why. Maybe it's cause they're easier to grab. But some men prefer the whole package, so then they get watermelons. Then there are women who love their nuts. The way it goes into their mouths & all. Some women like them juicy, too. But you definetely can't forget about the bananas. I mean, what would nuts be w/o bananas?! Everyone loves large bananas. It just makes them go bananas.
 Okay, mine sucked. |
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Jul 18 2006, 08:59 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
 nice tryi can't think of any... |
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| *Zatanna* |
Jul 18 2006, 09:01 PM
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There once was a guy from Nantucket?
Um... I got nuthin' |
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Jul 18 2006, 09:01 PM
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oooh yeah. Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
No shit, Suzzette.
Submit the basketball thing! |
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| *Libertie* |
Jul 18 2006, 09:08 PM
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QUOTE(Zatanna @ Jul 18 2006, 9:01 PM)  There once was a guy from Nantucket? Um... I got nuthin' LOL REBECCA <3333 Sorry, I don't have anything either but this is pretty funny. =] |
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Jul 18 2006, 09:09 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
what the hell, radhika
reading that was a waste of 10 seconds of my life |
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| *salcha4u* |
Jul 18 2006, 09:12 PM
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10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player:
1. We're always looking for a good opportunity to come up. 2. We can do it with two people or four. 3. We have good hands. 4. We grunt when the action heats up. 5. We know how to make a racket. 6. We can hit it from all angles. 7. We have the endurace to last 3 hours- straight! 8. We wear shorts to hold the balls 9. We don't want it easy. Hard is good 10. Even when we aren't scoring, we're in love MHM Us tennis players do it best. |
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Jul 18 2006, 09:14 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
What the heck ha ha.
...Maybe later. |
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Jul 18 2006, 09:22 PM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
i`ve noticed alot of girls act giddy after mating . and i guess i could assume how this topic got started
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Jul 18 2006, 09:23 PM
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You forgot balls banging off men's heads.
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Jul 18 2006, 09:47 PM
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Top 13 Reasons to Date a Dancer
1. We know all the positions 2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation 3. We're used to having bruises on our knees 4. We’re used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing 5. We’re perfectionists: they’ll keep going until they hit it 6. We can shake it like no other! 7. After a quick intermission, we’re ready to go at it again 8. We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty 9. We’re not as delicate and fragile as they look 10. One word: FLEXIBILITY!!! Imagine the possibilities 11. Underwear can't get in the way, we barely wear any 12. We have no problem getting naked quick in front of others. And we're pros at it 13. Straddling is our natural position |
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Jul 18 2006, 10:08 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Star Wars can get pretty kinky too.
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Jul 18 2006, 10:15 PM
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that's what she said Group: Member Posts: 848 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,512 |
Oh yeah, lightsabers are pretty kinky toys.
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Jul 18 2006, 10:27 PM
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 Drew Group: Member Posts: 489 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,012 |
wow.
golf and football are pretty kinky sports.. oo, so is badminton. |
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Jul 19 2006, 12:15 AM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
QUOTE(brownsugar @ Jul 18 2006, 7:59 PM) Hahaha tribulxpinoy: suzzette likes her guys hella tall like b-ball players tribulxpinoy: so they foreplay b-ball games IsntSheLovely97: lol radical like WHA: hahhaha IsntSheLovely97: stfu Lord Seth II: lol radical like WHA: you know what i like? tribulxpinoy: i'm the basket tribulxpinoy: shoot the ball! IsntSheLovely97: yeah radical like WHA: aoidfdsofsd libertiee: *face turns red* IsntSheLovely97: dunk it baby IsntSheLovely97: dunk it Elm0xMustxDie92: EEW Elm0xMustxDie92: lol tribulxpinoy: lol radical like WHA: GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL IsntSheLovely97: lets go for a time out IsntSheLovely97: baby radical like WHA: yellow card! radical like WHA: XD Elm0xMustxDie92: omg tribulxpinoy: it's overtime baby it's overtiiiiiiime hahaha Suzzette, you didn't deny any of it!
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| *liquidize* |
Jul 19 2006, 12:16 AM
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Soccer isn't kinky. Kicking balls? No thanks!
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| *jooleeah* |
Jul 19 2006, 12:22 AM
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^
I think the dancers thing just owned you guys. =) |
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Jul 19 2006, 12:26 AM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
football kinky ?????wtf? i think slimy pools are a little bit kinky
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| *liquidize* |
Jul 19 2006, 02:31 AM
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NO! Tennis owns the dancers...I mean what kind of talent does it take to dance? Is it hard to do? No! " BLah blah blah correct form blah blah blah jumping blah flexibility " thats nothing hard, you get to practice in a room with a/c
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 19 2006, 02:33 AM
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Jul 19 2006, 02:51 AM
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 Sharie. Group: Member Posts: 2,429 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 103 |
Um...I've seen the band one and it definitely beats all of you guys. We make good use of our instruments and we blow very well :).
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Jul 19 2006, 10:48 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,025 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,051 |
QUOTE(liquidize @ Jul 19 2006, 3:31 AM) NO! Tennis owns the dancers...I mean what kind of talent does it take to dance? Is it hard to do? No! " BLah blah blah correct form blah blah blah jumping blah flexibility " thats nothing hard, you get to practice in a room with a/c And hitting around some stupid ball is oh so hard. [/sarcasm] |
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Jul 19 2006, 11:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 422,024 |
Pft, Soccer is sexual. Duh, why don't you go into Interests and Under sports, alot of people.. girls, rather, have been posting pictures of soccer players in the forums 'Soccer Hotties' and 'The Official Cristiano Ronaldo Thread'. You'll be surprised at what pictures you see there. Some guy players are in their underwear, or grabbing their crotches and all these unusual things. O_O
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Jul 20 2006, 03:16 PM
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oooh yeah. Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
^You love it.
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