Another Little Johnny joke.. |
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 Jul 18 2006, 05:02 AM
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Little Johnny sees his daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother frantically. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did the same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army." |
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Jul 18 2006, 07:27 AM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
 lmao she got caaaaaught ahaha
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Jul 18 2006, 09:33 PM
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 Sup. I'm Deb =] Group: Human Posts: 650 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,227 |
Haha. Mommy got buuuurned.
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Jul 18 2006, 09:34 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
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Jul 19 2006, 12:05 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
hollllyyyyyyyy sh***ttt!!! lol
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Jul 19 2006, 12:42 AM
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sucks for her.
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Jul 20 2006, 12:18 AM
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hahahahahaha, I love this.
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Jul 20 2006, 12:22 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
LOLlllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Jul 21 2006, 04:47 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 439,004 |
LMFAO. pwned!
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Jul 21 2006, 03:11 PM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 |
oooo busted
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Jul 21 2006, 03:26 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 441,919 |
THAT IS 1 CRACKED UP FAMILY ROFL MY ASS OFF
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