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faithin_felix
post May 24 2004, 11:38 PM
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-I didn't make the commentaries-

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(omg!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
 
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EmeraldKnight
post May 24 2004, 11:45 PM
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Hahahaha, that's great laugh.gif I love those
 
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post May 25 2004, 10:37 AM
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interesting stuff happy.gif
 
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post May 25 2004, 10:45 AM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 25 2004, 12:38 AM)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")



Mwahahahahhahahahaha. devil.gif

*gigglesnort* tongue.gif
 
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post May 25 2004, 11:40 AM
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hahahahha funnny!!!!!!.... really> cat's urine glow under black light??? really?? mayb i should try that som other day.. get a black light and tell a cat to urinate.. hahahhaha
anyways,... good stuff!
 
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Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion.
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
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post May 25 2004, 01:05 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 11:38 PM)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?)

im left handed! cry.gif

haha anyways those were great! lol
 
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post May 25 2004, 01:08 PM
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i also wanna be a pig biggrin.gif

dear god..
make me a pig in my next life
 
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post May 25 2004, 01:11 PM
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QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 25 2004, 11:58 AM)
Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion.
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
biggrin.gif

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

its your new species jose, and mos of all The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue hmm...isnt that u 2 jose? dont you use it a lot thats how it gets stronger.... cool.gif
 
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post May 25 2004, 01:32 PM
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oo, i read this a year ago. really funny stuff
 
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post May 25 2004, 01:44 PM
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lol thats funni yet interesting at da same time
 
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post May 25 2004, 08:54 PM
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Haha, did you provide the little commentaries or were they already there?
 
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post May 25 2004, 10:35 PM
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QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 25 2004, 11:58 AM)
Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion.
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
biggrin.gif

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

pig-lion. wow that would be awesome.


gina - nope, they came with it. but still i want to be pig!
 
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post May 27 2004, 01:16 AM
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lol. that is so weird and so funny. i think when i grow up, i wanna be one fourth human, one fourth dolphin, one fourth pig, and one fourth lion. lol. maybe part panda. i duno know why. it was just the first animal that popped to mind. biggrin.gif
 
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post May 27 2004, 07:29 PM
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i think i knew all of these already. but's it's still funny to read them again! lol
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 03:56 PM
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I'm fat.. * bangs head against the wall..
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 04:17 PM
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that is funny!!!! laugh.gif a pig oragnsm last 30 minutes? blink.gif whoa!!!!
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 04:51 PM
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An orgasm that lasts for thirty minutes? blink.gif Weird but okay. Lmao. These are hilarious.
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:04 PM
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wow these are good facts, how hard do i need to bang my head against the wall? hahaha
 
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omg that's great!

*starts banging head against wall* am i losing weight yet?!
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 11:38 PM)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

really? thought it'd be something else...
 
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woah ahahahahah laugh.gif
 
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lols, interesting! hahas....
 
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
OMG ahahahaha i cant stop laughing xPP laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 04:48 PM
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wow! interesting facts! laugh.gif
 
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