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post Jul 8 2006, 12:06 AM
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It can be anyone from any genre. Rock, Hip Hop, R&B, Pop. So if the whole music were a high school let's see .. this thread's gonna get poppin laugh.gif

Michael Jackson would be the smart-stupid math teacher.
Taking Back Sunday would be those quiet emo boys that are very outgoing.
Beyonce would be that "popular" girl, every guy would like to approach at.
Rihanna would be Beyonce's rival.
Fat Joe would be that puerto rican dude who never does his homework, always gets in fights laugh.gif
Slipknot would be those gothic groups who gangs up on loners/nerds and always go nuts in the classroom.
R.Kelly would be a freshman sex offender
Mos Def, Common, MF Doom, and Kanye West would be the "Mr. Real Hip Hop" guys who carry boomboxes into classrooms, turning on classic hip hop while learning.
Dem Franchise Boyz would be the junior "black gang" everyone would not want to mess with
Britney Spears would be the girl who likes to help people out and sometimes gets in non-serious fights. Always sarcastic.
Ne-Yo would be that student who gets A's and B's, cares a lot about girls
Linkin Park would be the guys who enjoys learning the guitar and drums in class. Also friendly and all focused on rock music.
Bow Wow would be the freshman kid that loves playing basketball, becomes a basketball star, very outgoing.
Christina Aguilera would be that girl who wears different outfits every day, and thinks she's all that. Trash talks most of the times, but can be nice.
Pharrell and Lupe Fiasco would be best friends, skateboardin' all the time after school, loves chillin.
Good Charlotte would be those punk dudes throwing freshmans in the dumpster after school, getting in trouble, acting dumb and crazy + lazy.
Eminem would be that typical white kid who never backs down, kicks his tough way in against haters who hate.
Lil Jon would be that kid who starts parties, inviting all his homies, getting crunk, average student. Always be messing with the principal.
Tim McGraw would be the Assistant Principal always listening to country music in his office.
Nas would be the kid who's all by himself with his headphones, peeping hip hop all day, getting A+'s.
David Banner would be the gym teacher.
Nelly Furtado would be the dance freak who loves cheerleading in basketball games.


Will edit and list more later .. name more _smile.gif
 
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bballchick1
post Jul 8 2006, 12:12 AM
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Wow. That's a lot lol

I'm trying to think of some that are as good as yours - I'll post when I think of something.

Awesome idea!!
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:17 AM
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Hawthorne Heights would be the emo kids who start a suicide club mellow.gif
Paris Hilton (unfortunately she's in the business now) would be the typical party girl she is....cheerleader too
Greenday would be the rebels D:
P. Diddy would be the cool teacher cool.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:22 AM
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paris hilton is not a singer .. she's more like a model?
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:23 AM
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^she has a new song foo and it's quite famous. It's called Stars are Blind.
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:27 AM
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^she has a new song foo and it's quite famous. It's called Stars are Blind.


^ Lmao.

Okay - I got one even though it sucks:

Ashlee Simpson would be the outcast that got booed off the stage at the talent show.

Blah. I suck.
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:28 AM
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^no that's awesome! I hate Ashlee Simspon
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:37 AM
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^no that's awesome! I hate Ashlee Simspon


Haha, thanks!
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:44 AM
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Snoop dog should be the local high school crack dealer. Either that or a PIMP
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:44 AM
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but who's the "pretty boy"?
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:48 AM
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yawn :)
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cannibal corpse would be the metalheads that always get laid
mindless self indulgence would be the rebels who catch the school on fire
avril lawhore whould be the dumb poseur bitch
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:49 AM
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but who's the "pretty boy"?


Uhh..Nick Lachey maybe?
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:49 AM
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^NO he has to be PRETTY and not so heart broken
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:49 AM
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in the reverb chamber.
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What do you mean "if?" _dry.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:52 AM
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Okay..pretty boy=Justin Timberlake when he was in *NSYNC
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:54 AM
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OMG TEDDY GEIGER IS THE SEX
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:55 AM
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hi :D
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would Pete Wetz (is that how you spell his last name?) consided a pretty boy or is he too emo for it?
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:57 AM
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yawn :)
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^too emo

gackt would be the sexy foreign exchange student from japan
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:57 AM
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jay chou would be the asian prodigy that takes all the awards
nan quan mama would be his group of friends

ayumi hamasaki would be the japanese slut
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:58 AM
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QUOTE(lanbexx @ Jul 7 2006, 10:57 PM) *
jay chou would be the asian prodigy that takes all the awards


hahah so true laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:59 AM
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OMG TEDDY GEIGER IS THE SEX


HOLY SHIESTERS!! I loooove Teddy Geiger!

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Teddy Geiger is that super sensitive kid the girls are all crazy for.


^ Definitely!!
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 01:00 AM
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Jin (the retired asian rapper) should be the little asian ricer.
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 01:02 AM
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yawn :)
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tila tequila would be the sluttiest girl in school
 
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Lindsay Lohan, and Hilary duff would be the cheerleaders mellow.gif the ones everyone hate _dry.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 01:04 AM
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Britney Spears should be the teen queen gone wrong when she gets pregnant.
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 12:23 PM
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wang leehom would be the super cool asian all ther girls chase.
BoA would be the korean girl that tries to be japanese and not korean.
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ Jul 8 2006, 1:49 AM) *
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Hahaha, seriously.
 
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post Jul 8 2006, 08:50 PM
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David Banner would be the gym teacher.


lmao

50 Cent would be that guy that gets jumped all the time for acting all gansterishh.
Alicia Keys could be a music teacher.
Aaliyah/Notorious BIG could be the school mascot or somethin'

and that's about all i can think of at the moment :]
 
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