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 May 24 2004, 07:25 PM
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 i'm too cool 4 school  Group: Member Posts: 752 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,421  |
Gul I love you, Straight up Fo'Sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls not to call me no mo. I knowed it was true, the first day I seed you. Why you thank I do, the thangs I do? Remember how I use ta wine and dine you, Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que. I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes. Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight. Romanic evenins after dark, Skreet light walks around the block. Like the very first time, you came ova to my crib. And you got all scared, cause that roach was on yo Tims. I was right dare, |with a can of spray. To be yo Super Negro, and save the day. I ain't even pay my light bill, so I can take you to the club..... Don't knock ova does candles and burn up my rug! And dat nite we made luv, for a long liddle bit of time. I hope you got yours, cause I Sho'nuff got mine. I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed. Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs. Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk, so we had some toast and some potada chips. I use to rub lotion on yo feets, and massage yo back. I found you some glue, when you lost one of your tracks. Now what man you knowed, ever loved you like dis. Gul please just take my name off that child support list |
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May 24 2004, 07:26 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
I don't know why, but reading that gives me a headache
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May 24 2004, 08:26 PM
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 createblog.com Group: Member Posts: 1,127 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 13 |
lol soo funny! love the ending.
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May 25 2004, 02:09 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thas funni but kinda weird though
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May 26 2004, 05:08 PM
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 punk rock owns you Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,224 |
haha, that's hilarious.
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May 27 2004, 12:45 AM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
HAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I'M GOING TO SEND THAT TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!
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May 27 2004, 12:15 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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May 27 2004, 12:25 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
LMAO.
 that was good.
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Jun 15 2004, 03:59 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah.
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Jun 15 2004, 04:58 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LoL Nice nice! LoL. I'm still laughing.
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Jun 15 2004, 08:02 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 8:26 PM) I don't know why, but reading that gives me a headache dido me tooo |
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Jun 15 2004, 08:44 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
hehe luv the ending~!
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Jun 20 2004, 07:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,077 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,904 |
Lol that was hilarious!
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Jun 20 2004, 12:28 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
I love the ending! Funny though.
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Jun 22 2004, 08:18 AM
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haha (= funny
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Jun 23 2004, 08:09 PM
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 iits.jessicaa!! Group: Member Posts: 342 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,752 |
AHAHAHA LMAO. IM COPYING THIS!
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Jun 23 2004, 10:02 PM
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 Doh! Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,507 |
LMFAO!! Omg I need to mail this to a friend of mine
Classic ...but Schlitz?? I was waitin for Colt forty-fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
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Jun 24 2004, 05:46 PM
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 × JeNi × Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,307 |
haha das a good one
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Jun 26 2004, 04:06 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
ha ha ha...good one!
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Mar 29 2005, 08:16 AM
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It's not me whos the problem... Group: Member Posts: 50 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 110,422 |
Thats just 'jokes'.
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Mar 29 2005, 09:54 AM
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yo im bored Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,740 |
ok that was funny
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Mar 29 2005, 11:26 AM
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ROFLOLMAO
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Mar 29 2005, 08:30 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 145 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,204 |
hahahahahah
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Mar 29 2005, 08:34 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Haha...that was funny.
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Apr 2 2005, 11:32 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,457 |
i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black people say ya more than they say yo as in : member how i used to rub yo feet. trust me i know im black but it still wuz KINDA funny jus like the same thing over and over
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Apr 2 2005, 11:33 PM
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i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black people say ya more than they say yo as in : member how i used to rub yo feet. trust me i know im black but it still wuz KINDA funny jus like the same thing over and over
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Apr 3 2005, 02:07 AM
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 Take advantage of me. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
QUOTE(k_dizzle90 @ Apr 2 2005, 11:32 PM) i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black people say ya more than they say yo as in : member how i used to rub yo feet. trust me i know im black but it still wuz KINDA funny jus like the same thing over and over  Thats why it`s a joke... |
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Apr 3 2005, 03:13 AM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,661 |
lol damn that was funny...
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Apr 3 2005, 03:40 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,037 |
!!LMAO!! Hahahaha!! great
Ghetto love poem..... lol cool i luv the ending propz........ 
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Apr 3 2005, 03:17 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
you know...it would've been a lot funnier if you didn't have to use the word negro. there are ghetto people that aren't black and black people that aren't ghetto. you coulda said "thug", "man" anything but "negro" that in lies racism. other than that it could be a little funny...but i stopped reading once i saw the word negro.
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Apr 3 2005, 04:29 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
that took so long for me to read. but it was hilarous fosho.
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Apr 3 2005, 05:32 PM
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 tHa siiNgLe LiiFe Group: Member Posts: 65 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,926 |
THAT IS HALARIOUS !! i am so saving it
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Apr 3 2005, 05:53 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
LMAO...i sent it to all my friends and they cracked up too.
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Jun 5 2005, 08:25 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
Lol ouch, my head hurts.
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Jun 5 2005, 08:30 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 30 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 147,412 |
Funny. Child support, haha.
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Jun 8 2005, 03:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 131,007 |
School's free.
Try going. |
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Jun 8 2005, 03:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,987 |
First off, this poem is nothing new. I first got it in my email about 2 years ago. I'm black, and while I think the poem was cute and funny I don't think it should be posted on a forum like this. I would have appreciated it more if my friends sent it to me in an email or showed me at school.
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Jun 8 2005, 08:16 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
haha
funny
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Jun 8 2005, 09:00 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,082 |
that was funny... wierd thing was i could understand him and could almost recite what he might sound like...
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Jun 9 2005, 04:43 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
LMAO, but reading it gave quite a headache.
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Nov 22 2005, 02:55 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 215,744 |
QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 6:26 PM) I don't know why, but reading that gives me a headache I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT. hurts to read it |
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Nov 29 2005, 09:41 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 7:26 PM) I don't know why, but reading that gives me a headache ditto |
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Dec 31 2006, 02:20 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 241 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 475,881 |
what did you just say? ehh i cant understand speak englishhh
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