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 May 23 2004, 10:04 AM
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 Master Debater  Group: Member Posts: 1,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,719  |
Yeah, I dunno if this was told yet or not. and i'm not really up to looking through each and every topic for it.
How many times does 42 go into 12? Michael Jackson. |
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May 23 2004, 10:10 AM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
I didnt get it at first...and then...
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May 23 2004, 01:56 PM
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questions make me blue. Group: Member Posts: 2,608 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,796 |
ooh! some michael jackson jokes!!!
i got these from someone`s xanga...he`s totally hilarious..     daily michael jackson jokes Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: What's Michaels' next movie? A: Honey I Blew the Kid. Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON. A: A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys! Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: Ask Michael Jackson. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Michael Jackson went to church and confessed "Forgive me father, for I have sinned with young boys". The priest replied "It's OK, I have done it also." Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist? A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in. Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common? A: Both are force fed to little boys. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?". The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it." The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4." Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!" Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? A: Emily Dick in son. |
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May 23 2004, 05:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
ewww haha i dunt get the 12 going into 42..? thing tho
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| *Kathleen* |
May 23 2004, 06:57 PM
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Haha...Mariel...that's a lot of Michael Jackson jokes.
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May 23 2004, 07:05 PM
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questions make me blue. Group: Member Posts: 2,608 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,796 |
QUOTE(Kathleen @ May 23 2004, 6:57 PM) Haha...Mariel...that's a lot of Michael Jackson jokes. lol...i was just lucky enough to have found them.. 
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May 23 2004, 08:55 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(WildGriffin @ May 23 2004, 10:04 AM) Yeah, I dunno if this was told yet or not. and i'm not really up to looking through each and every topic for it. How many times does 42 go into 12? Michael Jackson. explain please. i am dumb |
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May 23 2004, 10:12 PM
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Master Debater Group: Member Posts: 1,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,719 |
QUOTE explain please. i am dumb Alrighty. When a man like Michael Jackson sleeps with a little boy, that man is compelled to stick his penis into the boys rectum...thus being "inside" the little boy. Michael Jackson is 42 (give or take) and little boys are 12. So...how many times does 42 go into 12? The answer doesn't give a solution to the equation presented, rather it strives to shock and blow you away with some perverts name (Michael Jackson). |
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May 29 2004, 10:41 AM
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hahaha ... these are hilarious! even though I like mj.
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May 29 2004, 02:43 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
even after you explained the joke i dont get it haha..i am THE BLONDEST brunette you guys will EVER meet i swear...
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May 29 2004, 07:46 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i also didnt get it at first but then i was liek wow. lol. there is so many jokes about lol
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May 29 2004, 08:48 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
wow i kinda do feel bad for michael jackson... cus everyone telling jokes about him... i dont think anyone wud care if do a commit suicide either....
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May 29 2004, 09:01 PM
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 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
i feel kinda sorry for michael jackson....but those jokes are rather funnie, but harsh
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May 29 2004, 09:26 PM
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Those are kind of funny, but I slightly feel sorry for him. Some of the jokes are kind of redudant because you all know they will have to do with him having sex with young bosy or whatever. There's one nose joke, that's good...
They should also make like a...nvm
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May 30 2004, 01:20 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lmao omg those jokes r funni but nasty
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May 30 2004, 01:26 AM
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lol, funny. wen did micheal jackson get so weird
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May 30 2004, 02:41 AM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
QUOTE How many times does 42 go into 12? Michael Jackson. I don't get it |
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May 31 2004, 01:47 PM
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...i don't get it either
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May 31 2004, 11:08 PM
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Here is one....
Q: How do the lil boys on Michael Jackson's ranch know it's time to go to bed? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. haha I like MJ's music but the guy is kinda weird... =/ |
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Jun 1 2004, 09:03 AM
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 adidas-all day i dream about seahorses!! Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,487 |
i dont get the 42 into 12 one??
 i think this is still PG-13... what do target and micheal jackson have in common? A) they both have boys pants half off! 
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Jun 2 2004, 10:12 AM
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SeŃor Member Group: Member Posts: 311 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,709 |
Here is another one...
Did you hear about the university that Michael Jackson is starting? It's called Bringem Young University. 
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Jun 2 2004, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ May 23 2004, 6:57 PM) Haha...Mariel...that's a lot of Michael Jackson jokes. sure is od damn haha thats nasty michael with boobs i mean mikeyla... 
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Jun 3 2004, 01:38 AM
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Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(xBaNaNaSpLiT @ May 31 2004, 1:47 PM) ...i don't get it either you and xislandstylex don't get it? scroll to the third post i think, and someone will explain. hahahaha, why you people feel sorry for him? look what MJ has done to kids. |
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Jun 3 2004, 02:03 AM
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Lol this is sick! But so very funny.
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Jun 10 2004, 12:09 AM
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haah i got another joke.
Michael Jackson is interviewed and says that hes dating 28 year olds. the interviewer asks " why are you so happy about that " and michael jackson goes " because theres 20 of them " ok if you didnt get that joke. i'll explain. when mj said that he was dating 28 year olds he didnt say he was dating literally a 28 year old, but twenty-eight yaer olds. hes dating 8 twenty year olds? get it? |
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Jun 11 2004, 04:05 PM
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 i'm too cool 4 school Group: Member Posts: 752 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,421 |
if ya'll still don't get the 12 into 42 joke it means a 12 yearold goes into(having sex) into a 42 yearold man(Michael Jackson)
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Jun 11 2004, 04:58 PM
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that's SICK |
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Jun 13 2004, 11:10 AM
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I don't really get it.
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Jun 13 2004, 06:44 PM
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hes just gay lol,but you guys are hella making fun of him,kinda messed up hahahaha
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Jun 13 2004, 07:27 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
Q. How did Michael Jackson get food posioning?
A. He ate a nine year old weiner. hahahahahahaha lol |
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Dec 8 2005, 04:28 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
*is amused*
but i swearr, it's still sick |
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Dec 8 2005, 08:16 AM
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I know this thread is old, but that joke isn't even remotely funny.
And I love Michael Jackson.
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Dec 8 2005, 11:35 AM
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c[: Group: Member Posts: 2,302 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,876 |
hahahahahha laughing my effing ash off!!! hahahahhaa...thats freaking hilarious...i'm about to cry...lols wow...that made my day a whole lot better...
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Dec 10 2005, 05:23 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
damn...these are REALLY old. who brought another dead topic up again?
 but i have to admit, they're quite amusing. |
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Dec 10 2005, 03:38 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol siiiiiiick
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Dec 18 2005, 01:14 AM
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Oh, here's a wrong one:
JOKE: What time does Michael Jackson sleep? ANSWER: When the big hand reaches the small hand
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Dec 18 2005, 09:26 PM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ May 23 2004, 2:56 PM) ooh! some michael jackson jokes!!! i got these from someone`s xanga...he`s totally hilarious.. daily michael jackson jokes Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: What's Michaels' next movie? A: Honey I Blew the Kid. Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON. A: A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys! Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: Ask Michael Jackson. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Michael Jackson went to church and confessed "Forgive me father, for I have sinned with young boys". The priest replied "It's OK, I have done it also." Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist? A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in. Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common? A: Both are force fed to little boys. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?". The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it." The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4." Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!" Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? A: Emily d**k in son.  hahahaha oMg all these made me Die! :D too FUNnY! |
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Dec 19 2005, 12:04 AM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Uhm, gahh.
How nasty. :X |
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Dec 19 2005, 12:19 AM
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 lets cuddle...=) Group: Member Posts: 148 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 215,981 |
hahaha the picture cracks me up...the one where he has big boobs...
what time does micheal jackson go sleep? when the big hand go on the little hand... |
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Dec 19 2005, 02:24 PM
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 Get at me Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,964 |
^ u mean twenty......8 year olds not 8.....twenty year olds...
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Dec 22 2005, 03:07 PM
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 I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus.. Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 293,534 |
I know one!
This little boy asks his father, "Dad is god a boy or a girl?" The dad responds, "I don't know, I think hes both, maybe." Later the little boy asks, "Dad is god white or black?" The dad responds, "Both, probbally." Later the little boy goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, is god Micheal Jackson?" I don't know, I said I know one, but this one isn't that funny to me. |
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