Ever been caught masterbating? |
 May 22 2004, 11:34 PM
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I once got caught masterbating by mom, not pretty. Couldn't go online for a while.
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May 22 2004, 11:38 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
omg sal.
you freak. `coon |
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May 22 2004, 11:40 PM
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No.
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May 22 2004, 11:46 PM
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haha, that would be quite embarassing
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May 22 2004, 11:51 PM
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 繁體中文版 Group: Member Posts: 613 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,840 |
negative
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May 22 2004, 11:57 PM
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 I HAVE YOUR IP Group: Member Posts: 1,429 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,745 |
thats a false, nope never
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May 22 2004, 11:58 PM
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No, because I don't masturbate. xD
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May 23 2004, 12:03 AM
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 Ever played dumbass says no? Group: Member Posts: 161 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,456 |
hahahaha...no i havent..and i did that only once by accident...and i didnt even know what to masturbate meant...hahaha
yeah, that sucks you got caught by your mom... but, no. i do not wank. |
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May 23 2004, 12:09 AM
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 Future Mr. Kelly Clarkson Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,552 |
nah i havent.
haha thank god |
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May 23 2004, 12:11 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
i dont jack off ne way
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May 23 2004, 12:33 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 22 2004, 9:46 PM) haha, that would be quite embarassing haha yeah quite embarrassing... i dont masturbate so yeah lols but justin got caught masturbating by me! lols muaha hehe i saw him masturbating...it was nasty... no describing... |
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May 23 2004, 01:10 AM
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 createblog.com n00bie Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,321 |
98% of all able guys masturbate. The other 2% are people who cant find theirs or are disabled. Masturbating is healthy. It reduces stress. There's no shame in masturbation.
I make sure no1 is home for the next 2 hours...if anything happens, I'll tell them I'm cleaning my penis. |
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May 23 2004, 01:16 AM
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 -Moo?- Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,414 |
This may sound weird... but I don't masterbate.
So I guess that takes me off the list of " being caught while whacking off":. If I was caught, however, I'd say ...... im lonely.. i need a friend... CANT YOU SEE THAT... then I'd start crying and run away... |
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May 23 2004, 01:24 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 664 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,686 |
all the people in here that said they dont "touch" them selfs most likely are lying because like some1 said above me A LOT of people do do it
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May 23 2004, 01:28 AM
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QUOTE(innoc3nt619 @ May 22 2004, 11:24 PM) all the people in here that said they dont "touch" them selfs most likely are lying because like some1 said above me A LOT of people do do it I'm not lying. And why would people care (or have to lie) if you masturbated or not, since 98% of the males in the US do it anyways? |
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May 23 2004, 03:43 AM
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 The Return of Sathington Willoughby. Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,724 |
i haven't been caught. close ones though.
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May 23 2004, 06:59 AM
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no way. that would suck.
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May 23 2004, 11:22 AM
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Nah. Thank goodness, I'm gonna get killed if my mom caught me.
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May 23 2004, 02:06 PM
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 Master Debater Group: Member Posts: 1,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,719 |
QUOTE I make sure no1 is home for the next 2 hours...if anything happens, I'll tell them I'm cleaning my penis. You masturbate for 2 hours? Wow. I mean....wow. 
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May 23 2004, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE(IBathedinAcid @ May 22 2004, 11:16 PM) This may sound weird... but I don't masterbate. So I guess that takes me off the list of " being caught while whacking off":. If I was caught, however, I'd say ...... im lonely.. i need a friend... CANT YOU SEE THAT... then I'd start crying and run away... haha, good idea 
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May 23 2004, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE(IBathedinAcid @ May 23 2004, 1:16 AM) This may sound weird... but I don't masterbate. So I guess that takes me off the list of " being caught while whacking off":. If I was caught, however, I'd say ...... im lonely.. i need a friend... CANT YOU SEE THAT... then I'd start crying and run away... lol thats something my friend would say lol that is a good one |
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May 23 2004, 03:05 PM
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Not yet and I don't ever want to be caught cause it would suck.
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May 23 2004, 03:26 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
QUOTE(GothpunkGClover @ May 22 2004, 10:34 PM) I once got caught masterbating by mom, not pretty. Couldn't go online for a while. So... you got caught masturbating... and... then you were not able to get online because you were masturbating?... LAME. Tell your mother to deal with the fact that her son is going to jack off and get over it... |
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May 23 2004, 03:34 PM
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Haha you tell him, Mel!
Sarah, you're right...  As for me, I can honestly say that I don't masterbate, and have never tried it.  *High five* Eve!
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May 23 2004, 03:39 PM
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 "ITS JAZZ BABY" Group: Member Posts: 448 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,251 |
No
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May 23 2004, 03:52 PM
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questions make me blue. Group: Member Posts: 2,608 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,796 |
my friend told me that all the guys she knew masturbates and she said it was perfectly normal for them..
 and she told me this one guy got caught by his parents so he couldn`t lock any room he was in..not even the bathroom...he masturbated in there too..  my other friend broke up with her boyfriend ALL BECAUSE HE MASTURBATES...kinda stupid of her, right? but she had her reasons.. |
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May 23 2004, 04:52 PM
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 GOT CREATEBLOG? Group: Member Posts: 779 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,544 |
Who is the other person that voted yes? Anywayz, No...I think I would jump off my balcony!
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May 23 2004, 05:01 PM
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 and then he died... Group: Member Posts: 338 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,047 |
why would your mother punish you 4 masturbating?? -.-;;
it mite be awkward if they caught you.. but punishment?!?! |
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May 23 2004, 05:03 PM
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GOT CREATEBLOG? Group: Member Posts: 779 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,544 |
QUOTE(DoOdOox3 @ May 23 2004, 5:01 PM) why would your mother punish you 4 masturbating?? -.-;; it mite be awkward if they caught you.. but punishment?!?! Now that you mention it that way? Really... why would she? I mean hell she proally masturbated when she was young! (sorry for the mental picture) *ERASSE!!!* |
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May 23 2004, 05:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,245 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,033 |
ehh...im onje of those 2% i dont follow under that..category umm...so whut if we dont wack off...who cares..i whacked once i think..
 but really who cares? 
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May 23 2004, 05:19 PM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
no. i don't masterbate nad have never tryed it either. *high five mel and kathleen!*
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May 23 2004, 05:27 PM
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No.
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May 23 2004, 05:44 PM
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no because I don't masturbate, but I don't understand why parents would get so bent outta shape about it. Wouldn't they prefer their kids to masturbate instead of going out and having sex with their boyfriends/girlfriends. Kids are horny and now that they can't masturbate..well what are they gonna do.
Parents are so stupid sometimes. |
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May 23 2004, 05:51 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
no, because i don't masturbate. last year, there was this guy that was caught, and he was kicked off the debate team.
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May 23 2004, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(linke3 @ May 23 2004, 3:51 PM) no, because i don't masturbate. last year, there was this guy that was caught, and he was kicked off the debate team. ouch, thats gotta suck and my answer is no. |
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May 23 2004, 06:06 PM
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doesnt it hurt when the stuff comes out? * sorry for the mental picture lol *
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May 23 2004, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE(noibrows26 @ May 23 2004, 6:06 PM) doesnt it hurt when the stuff comes out? * sorry for the mental picture lol * ewww..i don`t think it does.. 
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May 23 2004, 06:10 PM
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would you know?
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May 23 2004, 07:51 PM
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GOT CREATEBLOG? Group: Member Posts: 779 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,544 |
It does not hurt when the "Sperm" comes out.... it is like peeing lol in a thicker white form.
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May 23 2004, 07:54 PM
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[[one piece :D Group: Member Posts: 2,722 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 795 |
QUOTE(noibrows26 @ May 23 2004, 4:06 PM) doesnt it hurt when the stuff comes out? * sorry for the mental picture lol *
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May 23 2004, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 23 2004, 5:51 PM) It does not hurt when the "Sperm" comes out.... it is like peeing lol in a thicker white form. No. It actually feels pretty nice. And to Topic: No. I haven't. I'm slick as a ninja.  - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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May 23 2004, 08:01 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 23 2004, 6:57 PM) No. It actually feels pretty nice. And to Topic: No. I haven't. I'm slick as a ninja. - Chinkieeyedpnoi I've caught you... but I was outside your window... so you never knew anyone was watching you...  and it felt 'pretty nice' eh? so that's why you were moaning and your head was tilt back like that... |
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May 23 2004, 08:05 PM
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QUOTE(GothpunkGClover @ May 22 2004, 8:34 PM) I once got caught masterbating by mom, not pretty. Couldn't go online for a while. your mom punishes you for masturbating? now thats wrong. |
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May 23 2004, 08:42 PM
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QUOTE(I_feel_beautiful @ May 23 2004, 9:05 PM) your mom punishes you for masturbating? now thats wrong. Why wouldn't she? |
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May 23 2004, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ May 23 2004, 8:42 PM) Why wouldn't she? because it is not a bad thing and alot of people do it. |
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May 24 2004, 10:40 AM
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Nopes never.. =)!Anygirl wanna do it for me haha! I dont think thats a Problem!
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May 24 2004, 01:16 PM
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i cant say ive been caught, because i cant even say ive done it ever
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May 24 2004, 03:19 PM
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the guys that are saying they've never done it before.......
hurry up and hit puberty. |
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May 24 2004, 04:32 PM
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Nuh uh
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May 24 2004, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE(GothpunkGClover @ May 22 2004, 11:34 PM) I once got caught masterbating by mom, not pretty. Couldn't go online for a while. haha. dat sux. if i was caught wackin off by my mom, id shoot myself |
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May 24 2004, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE(immersion31 @ May 23 2004, 12:11 AM) i dont jack off ne way Lies! 
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May 24 2004, 06:24 PM
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 and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
How...exactly...do guys masturbate? I mean, girls is easy, they're a million toys, but guys? I dunno know...
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May 24 2004, 06:43 PM
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QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ May 24 2004, 6:24 PM) How...exactly...do guys masturbate? I mean, girls is easy, they're a million toys, but guys? I dunno know... You grab the penis shaft and you go up and down and then when you reach orgasm sperm comes out (cum) |
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May 24 2004, 07:01 PM
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nahh `nd i hope i never do =/
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May 24 2004, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE(triipinfserious @ May 24 2004, 7:01 PM) nahh `nd i hope i never do =/ I know exactlly what you mean... lol |
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May 24 2004, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 24 2004, 6:43 PM) You grab the penis shaft and you go up and down and then when you reach orgasm sperm comes out (cum) that was a bit of an over share.. 
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May 24 2004, 08:58 PM
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QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 24 2004, 7:43 PM) You grab the penis shaft and you go up and down and then when you reach orgasm sperm comes out (cum) Let's not go into details please. |
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May 24 2004, 09:12 PM
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QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 24 2004, 7:43 PM) You grab the penis shaft and you go up and down and then when you reach orgasm sperm comes out (cum) and that, sir, is a violation of the guidelines, which you failed to read the other two times. `coon. |
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May 24 2004, 09:20 PM
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never... hope never happens to mee.. i also hardly see my parents 
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May 24 2004, 09:32 PM
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nope never been caught
but i dont do that shit alot but yes i have
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May 24 2004, 10:06 PM
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QUOTE(WildGriffin @ May 23 2004, 2:06 PM) You masturbate for 2 hours? Wow. I mean....wow. lol, good one.. no i don't |
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May 24 2004, 10:07 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 10:06 PM) lol, good one.. no i don't I think there was a world record of.. a hour and 2 minutes! lol! I also bow..
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May 25 2004, 07:20 PM
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no.... THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 25 2004, 07:31 PM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 24 2004, 6:43 PM) You grab the penis shaft and you go up and down and then when you reach orgasm sperm comes out (cum) How descriptive...yea, I get it, but I think girls get more fun outta it than you guys do!
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May 25 2004, 08:12 PM
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May 25 2004, 10:16 PM
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QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 24 2004, 10:07 PM) I think there was a world record of.. a hour and 2 minutes! lol! I also bow.. hahahahahaha, funny. really? poor guy. |
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May 26 2004, 07:07 AM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 25 2004, 10:16 PM) hahahahahaha, funny. really? poor guy. Yes!!! That is a world record! LOL Look on the site, also there is a record for who can "Humm" the longest and they hummed for 3 minutes! lol I tired and my head started to hurt. |
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May 26 2004, 06:45 PM
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nope..never happened..i've walked in on my boyyfriend a couple times tho
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May 26 2004, 06:47 PM
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NOPE
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May 26 2004, 07:45 PM
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QUOTE(TiNaBaBY074 @ May 26 2004, 6:45 PM) nope..never happened..i've walked in on my boyyfriend a couple times tho How did you walk in on him? Wernt you there with him? Were you mad... INTERESTING.... |
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May 27 2004, 05:40 PM
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some guys say they don't masterbate in here... like are you sure??? don't all guys masterbate? are you GAY??? don't you need to like... release the cum? i dunno >_____<" don't all guys masterbate?
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May 27 2004, 07:14 PM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(177emories @ May 27 2004, 5:40 PM) some guys say they don't masterbate in here... like are you sure??? don't all guys masterbate? are you GAY??? don't you need to like... release the cum? i dunno >_____<" don't all guys masterbate? perhaps they don't like cleaning up after it...haha, i dunno, maybe they're not in the mood |
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May 27 2004, 08:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
i masterbate i mean its not something to be a shame of guys are horney and cant get sex at the time so you jack off perfectly normal i think but this was a funny topic lolls
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May 27 2004, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ May 27 2004, 7:14 PM) perhaps they like cleaning up after it...haha, i dunno, maybe they're not in the mood I think cleaning up is the worst part... ask any guy. Unless your in the shower.... |
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May 27 2004, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE(XaZnX07 @ May 27 2004, 8:11 PM) i masterbate i mean its not something to be a shame of guys are horney and cant get sex at the time so you jack off perfectly normal i think but this was a funny topic lolls yea i mean its not goo dto do it like daily for 2 hours but its not the end of the world telling ppl that you do so chill. Besides what can some1 do if you do masturabate? Kill you? Me? Im really involved in sports so im barely online anymore. And when i am, im on Condition Zero
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May 27 2004, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE(SeoulJah4God @ May 27 2004, 10:26 PM) yea i mean its not goo dto do it like daily for 2 hours but its not the end of the world telling ppl that you do so chill. Besides what can some1 do if you do masturabate? Kill you? Me? Im really involved in sports so im barely online anymore. And when i am, im on Condition Zero hmmm off topic but i heard codition zero was crap and not worth the money....wut do u think....lol |
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May 28 2004, 03:58 PM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 27 2004, 9:35 PM) I think cleaning up is the worst part... ask any guy. Unless your in the shower.... You masturbate in the shower...? lol, i forgot who...but this girl on CB posted about how girls could do that, haha |
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May 28 2004, 04:47 PM
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QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ May 28 2004, 3:58 PM) You masturbate in the shower...? lol, i forgot who...but this girl on CB posted about how girls could do that, haha Now. Now. Now... Let's not get out of hand. I said If you Masturbate in the shower. Never said I did.
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May 28 2004, 04:49 PM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 28 2004, 4:47 PM) Now. Now. Now... Let's not get out of hand. I said If you Masturbate in the shower. Never said I did. *rolls eyes* Yea...right, now where did you get THAT idea?
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May 28 2004, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ May 28 2004, 4:49 PM) *rolls eyes* Yea...right, now where did you get THAT idea? I got that idea from the easyness to clean up.... Because your already trying to get clean! |
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May 28 2004, 05:28 PM
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Coolerator Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,442 |
QUOTE(azndragn @ May 27 2004, 10:45 PM) hmmm off topic but i heard codition zero was crap and not worth the money....wut do u think....lol its actually not crap most ppl say that because in the beginning, they had the same models and such but after the new patch everything is tite with WAY better graphics and a modifiyed version of all level... Plus you can make CS makes as well and new models that look tite. |
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May 28 2004, 07:41 PM
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 Mr.Politicly Incorrect Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 8,405 |
Never caught.....but i wont deny i havent.....2 months in FL without my gf....i was lonely....*Cries in the corner*
But i found that 85% of women masturbate....bout only 25% of them are honest about it |
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May 28 2004, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 28 2004, 7:41 PM) Never caught.....but i wont deny i havent.....2 months in FL without my gf....i was lonely....*Cries in the corner* But i found that 85% of women masturbate....bout only 25% of them are honest about it LOL!!! I was with my girlfriend for a week and then I well gave up. |
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May 30 2004, 01:24 AM
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Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 26 2004, 5:45 PM) How did you walk in on him? Wernt you there with him? Were you mad... INTERESTING.... no he was in my room and i was at work and when i came home i went into my room and he was just there...screwing himself..haha that sounds weird..but yeah..i wasnt mad or anything..i just told him not to get it on my sheets and to make shure he cleaned it all up when he was done..its not something to get mad over... |
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May 30 2004, 12:36 PM
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i once was caught jacking off , but then it was really early in the mornin ...so i don't think she thought much about it ...lol lucky me
...ya masterbating in the shower is the best place to ...because then everything gets washed away... lol...was that too much information?
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May 30 2004, 12:38 PM
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 n0t p3rf3c7 Group: Member Posts: 358 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,998 |
haha i remeber on this one websicte...
this guy kept masterbating in the office so people busted in right when he was about to....
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May 30 2004, 12:44 PM
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QUOTE(TiNaBaBY074 @ May 30 2004, 1:24 AM) no he was in my room and i was at work and when i came home i went into my room and he was just there...screwing himself..haha that sounds weird..but yeah..i wasnt mad or anything..i just told him not to get it on my sheets and to make shure he cleaned it all up when he was done..its not something to get mad over... Man I wish I had a girlfriend like that I wouldint do that in my girlfrineds house anyways...lol Good-Relationship you two must have to a extent. Awesome! |
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May 30 2004, 06:38 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
QUOTE You masturbate for 2 hours? Wow. I mean....wow. haha!!!! that'd be kinda wierd... i mean it doesn't take that long... |
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May 30 2004, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(mystical @ May 22 2004, 11:57 PM) thats a false, nope never i second that |
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May 30 2004, 06:59 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(Blueiyzboy @ May 28 2004, 4:03 PM) I got that idea from the easyness to clean up.... Because your already trying to get clean! lmao both of you are very intersting. "dirtyminded" kids... 
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May 30 2004, 07:56 PM
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not yet... hopefully, how old r u guys already doing that?? i mean im only 13, u guys r probably 16 or above. i feel left out
*EDIT* holy s**t, checked the polls, about 50 masturbate and not caught. |
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May 30 2004, 08:25 PM
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Kathleen... you should close this one also or combine it with mine that I made...or can you close mine? It is enough...
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May 30 2004, 08:28 PM
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Nope, never been caught.
A little advice: Lock the door. |
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May 31 2004, 11:35 AM
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and for the people that dont have a lock on your door....
Be Sneeky and quite! |
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May 31 2004, 11:38 AM
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Hell no. that would suck if i did get caught. theyll be like "What the f*ck are you doing?"
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May 31 2004, 04:05 PM
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Yeah...I think when I have a son and I ever catch him choking the chicken or having sex with a girl I'll just say "Dinners Ready" or "Not to Rough" & then just close the door and chuckle.
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May 31 2004, 06:40 PM
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 there's no excuse at all... Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,520 |
QUOTE(Majix @ May 31 2004, 1:05 PM) Yeah...I think when I have a son and I ever catch him choking the chicken or having sex with a girl I'll just say "Dinners Ready" or "Not to Rough" & then just close the door and chuckle. hahah that would be hilarious. |
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Jun 3 2004, 01:37 AM
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hmmmz...yeh...do ne of you live in a place where everyone in your family lives with you and you dont know whos comming in or going out...yeh i used to live lyke that n one time my uncle came home from work n i have the room right next to him n mai door wus open *it wus hot okay?!?!?* n he walked by me n juss sed hi
n i played it off so i think i wus okay...i mean it wus only about 13 years ago he wus mai age...lol..
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Jun 3 2004, 01:44 AM
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Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(aznxtcwcboy @ Jun 3 2004, 1:37 AM) hmmmz...yeh...do ne of you live in a place where everyone in your family lives with you and you dont know whos comming in or going out...yeh i used to live lyke that n one time my uncle came home from work n i have the room right next to him n mai door wus open *it wus hot okay?!?!?* n he walked by me n juss sed hi n i played it off so i think i wus okay...i mean it wus only about 13 years ago he wus mai age...lol..dude. you need some privacy in your life then. |
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Jun 5 2004, 12:11 AM
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 iits.jessicaa!! Group: Member Posts: 342 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,752 |
uhh haha nice topic
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