# things guys needa know about girls, NE one got a few lists? Options

[mouse_3k]

i was wondering if anyone got any of these survey thingys like 50 Things a Guy Need to know About a girl or something like tht. idk seems fun to bold the things i like and all. lol i wanna put sum on my xanger

[conster]

try not to get on her nerves wen shes pmsing

[Winter]

try not to get on her nerves wen shes pmsing

Lol definitely! That's just asking for trouble!

And also, we often feel insecure. So make sure you remind us about the good stuff!

[LiNHy POO]

uh... we are sensative!

[ThePrincessofTKD]

we would appreciate it if you gave your LOVE & HONESTY.

and when we tell you NOT to look at other girls...YOU SHALL OBEY.

[cleec]

have a good conversation with us! know when to be serious...and when to be funny to lighten up the mood, I don't go for guys that when I run out of things to say, so do they.

[X serenity]

don't be selfish and don't take control over everything if you were to go on a date with a girl

[fiji_kid]

we would appreciate it if you gave your LOVE & HONESTY.

and when we tell you NOT to look at other girls...YOU SHALL OBEY.

i agree with love and honesty but we tell you NOT to look at other girls...YOU SHALL OBEY... ummm i dont think all the guys will follow that

[babidancer]

LOVE + HONESTY + not looking at OTHER girls. . better follow that or DIE

[iheartsimba]

definitly don't get into fightsd with us while we are omsing, you guys prolly think its just some dumb excuse to act like a btich but its not...i cant tell you how many times i have been pissed off and yelled at people for nothing on my period. but when its over i go back and apo,logiz

[likeachild]

True Love:

• Love is patient,
• Love is Kind
• Love does not envy
• does not boast
• is not proud
• it is not rude
• it is not self-seeking or selfish
• it is not easily angered
• it keeps no record of wrongs
• does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the trush

1 Corinthians 13
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

wouldn't you want to be with someone who had true love?

[fiji_kid]

agree
but most grls get selfish (not all)...
i also dont get why grls care too much about their loooks

[cleec]

agree 
but most grls get selfish (not all)...
i also dont get why grls care too much about their loooks 

because we think you care so much about how we look

[illuminessence]

lol true. you men are so vain and you only talk to girls when they are attractive. anyways:

1. Plz do NOT try to act macho when you are around your buddies, acting like you own us and we look up to you like your bitch.
2. DO NOT say the words "Are you pmsin?" to us. It'll give us a reason to kick your ass.
3. DO NOT say we look fat in something we are wearing.
4. DO NOT compare us to your exes.
5. DO NOT get mad when you see us talking to another guy, unless it is very obvious that there is some flirting going on.
6. When you have a problem, TALK TO US ABOUT IT rather than take your anger out on us without us knowing why.
7. Little things matter boys...
8. DO NOT...stare at some girl when we are right beside you.

That is all I can think of.

[bballchick]

34 THiNGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS

1. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
2. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
3. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
4. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
5. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
6. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
7. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
8. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
9. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
10. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
11. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
12. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
13. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
14. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
15. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
16. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
17. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
18. If they complain that something hurts, rub it and even gently kiss it for them without being asked.
19. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
20. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
21. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
22. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. Just end it. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
23. Be the most wonderful and sweet guy that you could be; she'll notice.
24. Invite her to your house, tell your parents good things about her, brag about her to your friends; it'll make her feel good
25. It's always okay to break rules only on some occasions; be sure to take risks; call her in the middle of the night, walk to her house in the rain to comfort her from the thunder, but at the same time, respect her parents.
26. Watch chick flicks and learn.
27. Never tell her she's fat.
28. Surprise her when you get the chance. There isn't a girl in the world who doesn't like surprises.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
30. Cherish her, respect her, embrace her, love her. Don't hide any of your feelings; say what you want to say, do what you wanna do; give her the chance to adapt to the new habits and give her some room and respect. If you put in an effort to do everything for the better of her, she'll notice.
31. If she tells you that you did something wrong, you must have done something wrong. If you were going out for a long time, that means she really does have feelings for you and that means she wouldn't do anything to hurt you. Telling you that you did something wrong or that she doesn't want you to do some things are out of love and care. Promise.
32. Accept her flaws.
33. Notice that all of her missings are replaced with much more beautiful aspects.
34. Love her for who she is

[EmeraldKnight]

*takes notes*

[XxKrNqTcUiTyxX]

never ask us these questions:
1. Our weight
2. If we will kiss another one of his girl buddies
3. If our handbag is real

[whomps]

Kat and bballchick hit the jackpot xD

[illuminessence]

hehe i found this JUST FOR YOU. Enjoy!

1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
5)We hate porn.
6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
8)We think about you all the time.
9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
11)Hold our hand.
12)No backseat drivers...NONE.
13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14)We are not your all-night restaurant.
15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
22)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
24)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!
29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
30)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
33)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
34)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
38)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
39)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
40)Tell us we're beautiful.
41)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
42)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
44)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
46)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
47)We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
48)One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
50)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...

[barbie]

girls are like phones, push the wrong botton you will be disconnected

[southern4life]

especially when you have an insecure gf.. the worst thing you can do is go around lookin at other girls. heres what i tell my guys:: look but dont touch.. and dont do anything around me.. make sense?

[shawty_redd]

just love her and let her know that shes special

[HaNeul-ye]

even the smallest things that you can do for you're girl can show her how much she means to you. like if she's sick, take care of her (make chicken soup or sumthing). it shows that you care.

[islandkiss]

try not to get on her nerves wen shes pmsing

hahah. watch out guys..

[177emories]

hahaha so much, i can't even start...

[aznraver396]

lol true. you men are so vain and you only talk to girls when they are attractive. anyways:

1. Plz do NOT try to act macho when you are around your buddies, acting like you own us and we look up to you like your bitch.
2. DO NOT say the words "Are you pmsin?" to us. It'll give us a reason to kick your ass.
3. DO NOT say we look fat in something we are wearing.
4. DO NOT compare us to your exes.
5. DO NOT get mad when you see us talking to another guy, unless it is very obvious that there is some flirting going on.
6. When you have a problem, TALK TO US ABOUT IT rather than take your anger out on us without us knowing why.
7. Little things matter boys...
8. DO NOT...stare at some girl when we are right beside you.

That is all I can think of.

i concur...strongly..

[silver kiss]

wow i learned a lot even for a girl myself

[177emories]

Love her for who she is, and aceept her flaws

wahhh thats sooo important ^_______^"

[LilBrunette0313]

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
10. Never run out of love.
11. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
12. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
13. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
14. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
15. Smile a lot.
16. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
17. Appreciate you.
18. Help others out.
19. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
20. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
21. Sing, even if he can't.
22. Have a creative sense of humor.
23. Stare at you.
24. Call for no reason.
25. Offer you lots of massages.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs just b/c he loves you that much to quit it.
27. And the most important, remember we always cry over everything, if we're sad, if we're hurt, and even if we're happy we will cry.

[khkyskmsy31114]

Every girl is different.

[LiNHy POO]

DONT PRESSURE US INTO DOING SOMETHING WE DONT WANT TO!!!!

[LatinaLady]

i got one
dont stalk her

[shortie09]

The Truth About Girls

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5.When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually is not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare 'okie?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in any way.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first look at the girl next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about personalities, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

[pinkkittie18]

oh another one to add onto everyones list.. If you make plans with her, don't blow her off and then not call.

[Mini]

okay one thing i learned about girls is:

dont make fights with them...you WILL not win.

[ComradeRed]

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
10. Never run out of love.
11. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
12. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
13. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
14. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
15. Smile a lot.
16. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
17. Appreciate you.
18. Help others out.
19. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
20. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
21. Sing, even if he can't.
22. Have a creative sense of humor.
23. Stare at you.
24. Call for no reason.
25. Offer you lots of massages.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs just b/c he loves you that much to quit it.
27. And the most important, remember we always cry over everything, if we're sad, if we're hurt, and even if we're happy we will cry.

From Maddox:

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The door swings both ways, bitch.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
What? Why the hell would I want to smell a woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the sprays and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, sprays, and cream already; that shit makes my eyes water. What the hell is conditioner anyway?

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.

6. Play with your hair.
Again with the hair? Women never play with the hair on my back, why the double standard?

7. His hands always find yours.
This is one of those things women read and say "AWW HOW ROMANTIC." I have news for you: holding hands is stupid. Women don't know the first thing about being romantic. Only lesbians hold hands anyway; allow me to explain. The only time it's acceptable to hold hands with anyone is if you're at a peace vigil. Guys don't go to peace vigils, period. If you do, you have to surrender your balls and get a sex transplant because you're a bitch; in either case, you're a woman, and when two women hold hands it can only lead to one thing as far as I'm concerned.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bullshit. When I want something, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
For your boobs maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage breasts. With my mouth.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples.

11. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
See, this is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to shit like this, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.

12. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
Any guy who would drive five hours just to see a chick for one is an a-hole. If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our lungs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.

13. Stare at you.
You stupid attention seeking whore, just buy the bitch a mirror, because apparently she thinks that you don't have anything better to do than to sit around and stare at her. If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

14. Call for no reason.
Oops, this one belongs on the list of "Twenty-six things women do that piss men off because they need to fill their otherwise vapid lives with something to make them feel like they have a purpose for existing as they eventually realize that they're pissing their youth away on stupid bullshit like fashion trends."

I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.

[ComradeRed]

okay one thing i learned about girls is:

dont make fights with them...you WILL not win.

Gain the intiative, press the offensive, and bury them.

[NicolynnCat]

-we're fragile so dont punch us like we're ur guy friends
-dont check out girls if ur dating one.PERIOD.
-we like to cuddle
-we like cute little animals
-dont lie to us.
-NEVER BREAK A DATE!

theres some

[MisSyHangy]

1. dont fudge a girl when there pms'n..or even try to finger her..
2. dont ask another girl to have sex with you when your with somone else

- i dunno ><""""

...but girls pms weird.. i dont have mood swing.. im jolly...lolx

[goodgurl312005]

even when she is looking a lil in the bummy side...make her feel like she is the most beautiful girl in the world

[natE'z]

DONT give her a tampon and a hug fer her birthday, thats what my brother did, n she was PISSED

[unf0rsak3n]

if we break up one night, call back in the morning begging for mercy and telling us that you can't live without seeing us everyday. and guys, use your imagination.

[Retrogressive]

did maddox reply to those personally comradered?
i think there are more sensitive guys than that funny a-hole.

[sandra]

love her like it's ur last day

[ichiban]

Please. Don't ever show off or try acting cool. BE YERSELF and we`ll love ya xP

[inthemudhole]

Uhm..

We're very emotional at times..

We would like to think for ourselves.

We (most of the time) would like you (the guy) to make the first move, because we (most of us) get rather nervous in situations.. ^__^

[POonSKi]

try not to get on her nerves wen shes pmsing

yip yip,,, tatz true

[babygurl_xtacy]

i think they should know how to surprise her with things from time to time

[Cinnamoneyes]

If your gf is sick or not feeling well, show a little interest in her health and how she's feeling. Trust me it will go a looonnngg way if you do this.

My bf is not as smart.. i got mono 2 months ago and i left school early everyday for a week until friday, and friday was the first day he showed concern. Then when i couldnt go to school, i never got a call. Now im sick and have been for about a week and a half and still no sympathy. Not trying to be selfish but i feel like shit and well he's too busy with his friends.

So some advice, show that you care.

[wayne]

if you find her cheating, she lies about it...

dont ask for sex if they wear very very dark blue jeans

thier gay freinds are actually GAY

when she says come here.. get your ass over there...

[xsweetdreams12x]

-No looking at other girls... it makes us insecure
-Don't try to act all macho, be who you really are.
-When she's sick bring over some soup and your love.

Those are just 3 of the many I've seen on a list.

[NawtyLilAznChic]

DONT give her a tampon and a hug fer her birthday, thats what my brother did, n she was PISSED

lmao

i coulda sworn i posted my 2 cents in here, o well

wen a grl tells u she luvs/wuv u, dont say "no u dont"

[defjam_gangsta]

Greetings!!

oh ma GOD!! imma gonna need more than a notepad to copy all those notes down!! one thing is for sure. to have a girl, is sure hard work!! PHEW!!

CHEERS CB!!

[strwbrryluv8]

one thing i think guy should know about girls...
is that... yeahh... we want you to always be there for us...
but if you're there with us EVERY. STEP. OF THE WAY. it gets annoying...

i dont think we want you to be TOO obsessed wit us...

well.. that's what's on my mind ryte now...

[babieshortie]

try to carry on the topic on the fone...dont b like..."mmm hmm...yah...ok..."
i hate dat! taking charge of the relationship but styll respecting the girl

[Boricuahh_Mamii]

one thing i think guy should know about girls...
is that... yeahh... we want you to always be there for us...
but if you're there with us EVERY. STEP. OF THE WAY. it gets annoying...

i dont think we want you to be TOO obsessed wit us... 

well.. that's what's on my mind ryte now...

oh HELL YEAH..so annoying



dont call us your bitch to ur friends..bad move rite there

[party_pnai_pride]

be openly and honestly honest...please