The "Truth" About 666, Here we go..... |
The "Truth" About 666, Here we go..... |
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QUOTE Truth About 6-06-06 Well there have been bulletins stating that on 06/06/06 at 6:06 am the demon will let lose and the end of the world occur, but I'm not sure thats all true because first of all the bible says the end will happen at night and you will hear trumpits and drums. Plus God designed our minds so that we could never fully understand him and 06/06/06 is too obvious, its most likely going to happen when we least expect it. In the bible 06/06/06 does not represent the end, it is just a mark that is placed on your head if you follow the devils word when "the end" does come, to be quite frank, its not the end of the world, its the new beginnig of a new world. Demons will come on earth but after the war between good and evil Jesus will lead is followers into salvation and the earth will be his kingdom. So if your going to write about 666, get backround information and don't write out of ignorance. Besides if you follow God's commandments and believe in Jesus you have nothing to worry about. Discuss. ![]() |
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![]() CB's Forum Troll ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 ![]() |
once i was dealt 6 of spades, 6 of hearts and 6 of diamonds in a poker hand and i won
so gg |
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Those billboards are publicity for the movie The Omen, so don't worry about it.
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![]() cB Assassin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 ![]() |
^ A lot of people say it's 999, I don't know what's up with that though.
Also in China 666 is considered a lucky number. |
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The media just loves to talk about stuff like this.
Yeah that's true about the Chinese. And 999 is pretty much 666 upside down. It is annoying when people talk abou that and don't really understand it. |
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so.... why didnt the world end on the last 06/06/06?
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nvm
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![]() Don't wake ghostie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 ![]() |
In the Catholic religion the time of the devil is 3:00 AM.
At least that's what they said on Emily Rose... Anyway, where is this quote from? It's true that if you read the bible it says that 666 is the "number of a man", not the time. It also says that only God himself knows when the time for the apocolypse will come, not even Jesus Christ knows. So I doubt that anyone can guess, and if they claim to know then they are false profits. ...*sigh*, Christian school. |
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I dunno about religion too much but i do know the signs are for the omen movie but dont you think is funny how some people think that suddenly the world is going to just go into tottal kaos because its 06/06/06 ?
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![]() portami via ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187 ![]() |
It also says that only God himself knows when the time for the apocolypse will come, not even Jesus Christ knows. i thought jesus and god were supposedly the same thing? yeah, i heard some people saying that the anti-christ is goingto be born on 6/6/06. of course, i don't believe any of it. |
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![]() Don't wake ghostie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 ![]() |
Mathew 24:36---
QUOTE No one knows about the day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 1 John 5:7--- Addresses the relationship between God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. They are three and they are also one, which by the Bible is a relationship that man cannot comprehend. |
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![]() ^ Mrs. Jonas ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 592 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 263,313 ![]() |
Actually...
In Jewish tradition, there is one time when "nobody knows the day or the hour." Jewish months are determined by the cycle of the moon. The month doesn't start until the first sliver of the new moon is spotted over Jerusalem. In modern times, there are calendars, but even these are based off of astrological predictions as to when this will happen. One Jewish holiday falls on the first of the Jewish month, and that's Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and the Day of Trumpets. It follows, then, that nobody, especially in ancient times, knew exactly what day this was going to fall on, because they had to wait until they spotted the new moon. If you would say to an orthodox Jew, "no man knows the day or the hour," he will tell you "Rosh Hashanah." Besides, it's the Day of Trumpets... didn't He say that the world would hear trumpets and see him in the clouds? |
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Anyway, where is this quote from? It's true that if you read the bible it says that 666 is the "number of a man", not the time. It also says that only God himself knows when the time for the apocolypse will come, not even Jesus Christ knows. So I doubt that anyone can guess, and if they claim to know then they are false profits. Agreed. Also, Libi I ![]() |
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![]() ^ Mrs. Jonas ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 592 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 263,313 ![]() |
Another random note on 666. If you use the hebrew numeric system, where:
aleph = 1 beit = 2 up to yod = 10 kaph=20 lamed = 30 and so on to qooph = 100 resh = 200 shin = 300 tav = 400 (count by 1's up to ten, then by tens up to 100, then by 100's until the end) If you use the hebrew number system, there is one name that, in both hebrew and english, will add up to make 666. That's what people believe about "the number of (a) man." |
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Pathetic. why does the number has to be divisible by 3?
It's f**king annoying. The mayan's or whoever's calendar stated that the world will end at 2012. the chinese says 999 is ... somewhat special? yada yada. you know what i mean. |
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^What?!
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My little naive friends. NUMBERS have meanings,power to them. Notice how We have 13 cxolonies,13 stars and stripes,13 arrows in eagles talons,13 is the number of power they dont want you to have. So no 13 on lelevator,false ignorance to scare you as they always do. Jesus birthday isnt even DEC.25,they lied abou tthat to us too.,
If you really believed in christ and the son of god and all that,would you change any other day maybe other than the SON OF GODS birthday? They are hippocrites. Do some homework Your govt is not watching your back. 911 is good a place to start. Tell me how the 757 fit into that hole in the pentagon and ill eat all of your hats! http://www.voxfux.com/features/bush_child_...inBookGrove.htm http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5415578059017835301 http://video.google.com/videoredirect?q=ht...A00%3A00+AM+GMT http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=62...376047025&q=911 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=20...388216071&q=911 http://video.google.com/videoredirect?q=ht...A00%3A00+AM+GMT http://video.google.com/videoredirect?q=ht...A00%3A00+AM+GMT http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=69...106994656&q=911 |
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If the world is going to to end at 06/06/06 it would have already ended, why?
Because there's the year 1006, 2006, 3006, 4006, etc. |
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^ that's true. the world would have already ended on june 6th, 1006.
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maybe the world will end on 66/66/6666 on 66:66 AM/PM
haha god really f**ked up on this one |
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How the f**k are we going to debate about religious crap. -___-''
There are no evidences about the world going to end. How many bullshitters are out there claiming years. ^What?! http://www.survive2012.com/ Do some research about 2012. also, there is a topic about the end of the world 2012 somewhere in the search engine. |
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You know, its ridiculous to try to guess.
It might as well end on June 6th, 66666. Six sixes. There are an infinite number of possibilites. The number isn't 606. It can't be on a year that has any other number than 6 in it. Its only us that shorten years to the last two digits. 6-6-2006 doesn't look so convincing anymore, does it? Not like 6-6-06, eh? I don't believe in the end. |
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Indeed, it's very very very veryyy ridiculous.
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All the theories about the Apocalypse confuse me.
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The Apocalyptic texts are said to not even predict the future, but describe the times they were written in. The descriptions of the Beast correspond to the hardships faced by Christians and Jews, and described their feeling of coming justice.
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hey, who knows. The world could go into an apocolyptic state on that date, but you have to realize that some of the Biblical prophecies have not come to pass yet, and I don't think that they will in six days.
Here's one for instance. The European Union. They all have the same currency and other crap like that. I don't know much about it. But in the Bible there is a prophecy about a New World Order where all nations will be in peace and whatnot. For that to happen in six days is very unlikely. Hey it could, but like one person said earlier. Those billboards are for publicity. It's not like there have never been movies that have come out in June 6 before. Back in the Medival times they thought the world was going to end in 1666. I honestly think that's more obvious than June 6, 2006. You know? It's just people trying to get other people all hyped up about stuff alot of people don't even believe in. If they actually read it for themselves they would see. But you would have to do backround research because a lot of the Bible is confusing if you just read it for the first time. Also, people say that the end times are near because of the state the world is in. Crime is up and war is everywhere. There is weather that shouldn't be in some areas. Well, stuff like this happens in cycles. People don't learn from history. It's not like crime was ever higher than it is now. Back in the Biblical times homosexuality was rampant. So, in some areas it was a lot worse hundreds even thousands of years ago. |
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"The kingdom of man will last a thousand years."
Many thought the world would end in 1000 AD. It didn't. Some thought it would end in 1034 AD (1000 years after the death of Christ). It didn't. I'm not holding my breath. |
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Also time would have to play a role in that.
Wouldn't it all happen at the same time? Because there are 24 different time zones right? So that's not possible. |
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![]() Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 ![]() |
The Bible tells us that the world will go through 7 years of tribulation and end when you least expect it. I don't think the world will end on June 6th this year because everyone is expecting it.
And if you are one to disapprove of my religious theory. This will be the 21st time it was 06-6-06. I don't think we are the unlucky century. |
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![]() Don't wake ghostie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 ![]() |
My little naive friends. NUMBERS have meanings,power to them. Notice how We have 13 cxolonies,13 stars and stripes,13 arrows in eagles talons,13 is the number of power they dont want you to have. So no 13 on lelevator,false ignorance to scare you as they always do. Jesus birthday isnt even DEC.25,they lied abou tthat to us too., If you really believed in christ and the son of god and all that,would you change any other day maybe other than the SON OF GODS birthday? They are hippocrites. Do some homework Your govt is not watching your back. 911 is good a place to start. Tell me how the 757 fit into that hole in the pentagon and ill eat all of your hats! http://www.voxfux.com/features/bush_child_...inBookGrove.htm http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5415578059017835301 http://video.google.com/videoredirect?q=ht...A00%3A00+AM+GMT http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=62...376047025&q=911 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=20...388216071&q=911 http://video.google.com/videoredirect?q=ht...A00%3A00+AM+GMT http://video.google.com/videoredirect?q=ht...A00%3A00+AM+GMT http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=69...106994656&q=911 You're talking about the new world order there, you better be careful. ![]() http://www.threeworldwars.com/nwo.htm |
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It'll be March 23rd, 2154. Why? No idea. My guess is as good as them all.
Anyway, it's supposed to start by an individual leading the world to peace. The process, supposedly, would take 7 years. For 3.5 years, the world will see peace, in which the third temple would be constructed in Jerusalem, but after that point, 'The Beast' will unleash evil, and enslave humanity. By the Christian bible, Jesus would come back at the last possible moment to save humanity. That's basically the Christian Apocalyptic texts taken seriously. |
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i don't think the end of the world will happen. but i know i'm goingto see the omen, listening to slayer all day.
and maybe having a blood orgy. and you're all invited. |
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^
I think I'll pass on the blood orgy. But it's nice to see you around the forums again! |
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666
is a bunch of crap. how the freak would someone know when we are all going to be dead? |
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666 = Nero Caesar
John, the author of the book of Revelations was talking about current events when he was talking about the beast. So, no worries people. |
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![]() Don't wake ghostie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 ![]() |
It doesn't say anywhere that the world will end on ANY 6/6/6 6:06 no where.
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It will not end on a 6/6/6. It will go by the Jewish calendar, as the number of the Beast is only 666 because that's the number of the Hebrew letters that make it up added together. In the Jewish calendar, there aren't numbers, but letters instead. I suppose, if it ends on a 666, it will end when the letters of the month and day equal 666.
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![]() Don't wake ghostie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 ![]() |
^That's only one theory. 666 originates from the biblical verses in the bible claiming that it is "the number of a man" who is the "anti-christ". It's not any kind of time.
Another theory is that it could be in his social security number or in the near future if we have implant chips. (Like how dogs have them so they won't get lost.) The chips may be used as "seriel numbers" or a kind of "currency". |
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someone told me the roman numerals on the popes hat when added together =666
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we're all going to died pretty soon. it's june 3rd.
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i heard that if the ouija board goes to 666 that's demons..
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the only thing that got us all worked up about this is the omen movie.
![]() there is definatly no proof of any of that. and if you wanna get real with it, 0 is considered a digit also. sooooo? |
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I don't believe in this stuff. It will just be a normal day, same daily routine. Come on think about on the other side of the world it will be 6.6.6 nothing will happen, then on our side of the world will be the same. It's just a date. Just like sayiing " oh you'll have bad luck on friday the 13th.. pftt yeah right!
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I really don't see how this works.
Within every tradition or culture, the days are counted differently. People follow different calendars. If that is so, then who says that on a specific calendar, under a specific way to count our days, the world will end? Superstition. |
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Bring on the demons, I shall finally unsheathe my blade.
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Seneca Niagara Casino is having a Texas Hold'em tournament w/ 40 seats. The winner goes to the WSOP! I wish I had $440 to enter...
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I will be sleeping so I really dont care.. :-)
If it ends .. I hope I did every thing I was supost to do.. :-o |
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the world is over. it passed 6/6
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i was worried about the "last day of the world" knew it wouldnt happen\
oh June 6, 2006 Satanists were having huge masts and stuff. so that means they believe part of the bible. also if they believe in satan do they believe in jesus? i know that doesnt really have to do with the discussion.. |
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Well .. since 666 has past and it doesn't seem like there's much fruitful debate going on, I'm going to move it back to the lounge. Not sure if there will be much more discussion, but I'll leave it open for comments.
>Moved to Lounge> |
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I've lived through 6.6.06. I'm still alive.
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My godbrother's son was born 6/6/06 and also came 6 lbs. Meant to be it seems.
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i didn't read to see if it had been said, but do people honestly not remember that there was a 6/6/1906, a 6/6/1806, and so forth? people will believe anything. the world didn't end on the before dates, so why would 6/6/2006 be any different? is it the chosen one?
i did however see the omen on that day. |
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TRIBAL.
No I am not going to shut up, this is a debate which I am free to voice my own opinion in. Well, I know the world is suppose to end, well actually it says during Jesus coming that we are going to be judged, the saved will ascend to Heaven and the unsaved will go to Hell. But 666 is the mark of the beast which means anyone who is the anti-Christ will bare the mark - "666" I did some studying on this. It's rather interseting and kinda scary. |
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^Buddha loves you! Time for a joke.
One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (of course due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before they can enter. Three men stand at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. "How many wise men were there?" St. Peter asks the first man. "Three." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open, and the first man enters. "How long did the flood last?" St. Peter asks the second man. "Forty days and forty nights." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open and the second man enters. Seeing how easily the first two answered his trivia, St. Peter thinks of a much more difficult question for the second man. Finally, he asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the Garden?" The man thinks and thinks, but can't come up with an answer. "Boy, that's a hard one," he finally says. And the trumpets blow, the gates open, and the last man enters heaven. ![]() how about another one! Heaven is getting crowded, so God tells St. Peter that in order to get into heaven you ahve to have had a really bad day...so St. Peter goes o the Pearly Gates to make sure this happens and sure enough, there's three guys at the gates. St. Peter asks the first man, "So, what happened to you? How did you die?" "Well, I was on my balcony doing my yoga naked (I'm on the 36th floor, so no one can see me) and I slipped and fell. I managed to catch myself on the railing of the blacony below me and this madman I have never met before starts basking my fingers...Well, I fall down into the bushes under the apartment building, but I'm still alive, and then this crazy sonofabitch throws a fridge on me! That's how I died." "Wow," says St. Peter, "you sound like you had a really crappy day...come on in!" St. Peter turns to the second man, "What happened to you? How did you die?" "Well, I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I went home early from work to try to catch her in the act. Sure enough, I get home and there's her clothing everywhere, she's naked in bed, and this guys clothing everywhere. Well, I look everywhere for the guy and I find the sonofabitch hanging off my balcony butt-naked. I bashed his fingers with a frying pan and he fell off my balcony, but I wanted to make sure the cuckholding bastard was dead, so I threw my fridge down after him. Unfortunately, in doing so, I had a heart attack and died..." "Geez," says St. Peter, "you had a really crappy day...well, come on in." St. Peter turn to the third man and sasy, "So, how did you die?" "You're not going to believe this," says the third man, "But I'm naked, hiding in this fridge..." ![]() and another! Four nuns are standing in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells them they must put whichever part of their body they've sinned with in a basin of holy water before they can enter Heaven. The first nun walks up and sticks one finger in the water. St. Peter says "you've been cleansed, you may now enter heaven," and she walks through the gates. The second nun walks up and sticks her whole hand in the water. St. Peter says "you've been cleansed, you may now enter heaven," and she walks through the gates. The third nun walks up, but the fourth nun suddenly cuts in front of her. "Why have you cut in front of her?" asks St. Peter. "I'm sorry," says the nun, "I just wanted to wash out my mouth before she could stick her ass in the water." These belong in Humor, no? ;] Stay on topic. This post has been edited by kayceeisms: Mar 15 2007, 09:21 PM |
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But see theres a problem there. What if you don't believe in god? Or are Christian/Catholic. You could be Jewish, etc.
Psh. Anyways, my own opnion (since i'm mayan) the theorie is that they world will come to an end in december of 2012. theres a time and date, but i can't remember it. -_- |
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