Boners, aren't they annoying? |
 May 22 2006, 07:21 PM
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I searched.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...56385&hl=boners But mine asks a different question. So, for all the guys (and girls, if this applies), don't you hate boners? You have to cover it and then people think you're a pervert. And when you do cover it with your hand, people think you're groping yourself. Also, it just doesn't feel good. It feels weird. Boners suck in sweat pants! Yup, this is a topic Corey would make, but I made it for him. I DEDICATE THIS TOPIC TO COREY! |
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May 22 2006, 07:22 PM
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Corey hasn't been in a while =/ . I find guys with boners..kinda funny XD
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May 22 2006, 07:25 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
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May 22 2006, 07:25 PM
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We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
Whoops, doubleposted by accident. |
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May 22 2006, 07:30 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
i hate when it happens when you dont want it to yeah.
especially, when your sitting down, and your wearing jeans, and you suddenly get one for no reason, then you cant stand up. |
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| *Girthy* |
May 22 2006, 07:41 PM
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Especially when giving a speech in front of your class. Good thing that has never happened to me yet.
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May 22 2006, 07:46 PM
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 Dragon Ball Z ya! :D Group: Member Posts: 158 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,803 |
I guess i can't really contribute to this topic because i am sans penis, BUT: When and if i catch a guy with a slight boner in akward places, i try to be understanding that sometimes they cant help it, and i dont make a scene or think much of it.
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May 22 2006, 08:11 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
haha.
i saw this sex ed vid in 5th grade and the little boy got one during his class pic. lawl. |
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May 22 2006, 08:28 PM
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yes, what we/I call the NRB. No Reason Boner....they suck: random, embarrasing, out of no where, I was thinking of my granny boner, haha, j/p, but they seem to be worse if you havent moved around in a while, example: sitting throught an hour and a half class, and then you get up and start walking and moving and boop! bonerage. yeah.....*sighs*
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May 23 2006, 02:14 AM
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word.
Girls think they have it bad with their pms'. but we have it worse. |
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May 23 2006, 05:22 AM
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^ haha! I guess so! I can't really complain since I'm a girl. I agree with x1049, I try to understand guys when that happens. It's not like you can stop it.
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May 23 2006, 07:49 AM
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QUOTE(Kameko @ May 23 2006, 3:14 AM)  word. Girls think they have it bad with their pms'. but we have it worse. We've got our periods and pregnancy. 
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May 23 2006, 08:33 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
I heard from a friend of mine, that during this guy's french horn solo during our band concert, he had a boner. hmm...
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May 23 2006, 10:28 AM
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QUOTE(Kameko @ May 23 2006, 12:14 AM) word. Girls think they have it bad with their pms'. but we have it worse. PMS is far worse than boners. You guys have got it good, I mean, can you stand a basketball coming out of your little weewee? =) |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
May 23 2006, 11:05 AM
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I love them... they turn me on. I'm being serious
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May 23 2006, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 23 2006, 6:05 PM) I love them... they turn me on. I'm being serious LOL! Me too! I love boners, they turn me on. I can't help it. I really do love boners. |
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May 23 2006, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ May 23 2006, 8:49 AM) We've got our periods and pregnancy. EXACTLY! |
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May 23 2006, 01:12 PM
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I'm okay with them. they make me laugh (dont ask) but sometime in the morning my boyfriend will come and hug me and unknowingly stabs me in the thy or something. Not pleasant haha.
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| *CrackedRearView* |
May 23 2006, 01:59 PM
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Oh, the joy of having nothing better to do than discuss the illustrious boner.
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May 23 2006, 02:02 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
^Justin, you got one while I was giggling
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May 23 2006, 03:43 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
QUOTE(Kameko @ May 23 2006, 2:14 AM) word. Girls think they have it bad with their pms'. but we have it worse. psh whatever. would you like it if blood was oozing out of you 24 hours a day for a week each month???!!! and would you like it if you had to pass a human being through your d**k???? stop whinning, we definetly have it worse. |
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May 23 2006, 06:11 PM
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 Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Group: Member Posts: 429 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,574 |
dude.. the worst are the boners that come outta no where.. like ur sitting there and BAM HELLO
QUOTE(Weird addiction @ May 23 2006, 12:27 PM) LOL! Me too! I love boners, they turn me on. I can't help it. I really do love boners. O.o w t f .... u wudnt love em if u were a dude =| unless its at the right time =O QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ May 23 2006, 4:43 PM) psh whatever. would you like it if blood was oozing out of you 24 hours a day for a week each month???!!! and would you like it if you had to pass a human being through your d**k???? stop whinning, we definetly have it worse. oh god.. so true =| baby thru the d*ck AHHH |
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| *xcaitlinx* |
May 23 2006, 06:23 PM
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haha my boyfriend gets boners during school sometimes and he's like "say something disgusting!" so that it goes away. i think it's funny.
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May 23 2006, 08:19 PM
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sure blood is annoying, but you guys get tampons!
what do guys get? nothing. except for cups. and getting hit in our penis hurts so much, it's not even funny. first the pain goes all the way up from your balls, to your stomach. Than you feel like you have to crap. I'd make a topic about that, but it's too painful to. |
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| *Statues/Shadows* |
May 23 2006, 08:32 PM
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Oh yeah, tampons are big fun ;rolleyes:
And of course, we can actually get pregnant with your stupid kids, so I'm thinking you'll survive the boner. |
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| *Girthy* |
May 23 2006, 08:49 PM
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Boners aren't really that bad, it just looks funny when you walk around and it takes more effort trying to put on jeans.
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May 23 2006, 09:01 PM
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I'm not who you think I am Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,458 |
^You rub your boners too much
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May 24 2006, 09:40 AM
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um... well, i hate how in church sometimes i get one and well your singing and you have to press your self against the seat in front of you becuase you dont want anyone to see it... sometimes i even stick the bible over it... i mean its just so annoying, and you don't want to play pocket pool to flip it up because then everyone will see for just that split second... and when the song ends and you have to sit down thats pretty bad to...
it's like one thought will just escalate in your mind without you accually realizeing it... all of the sudden... BOING! |
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May 30 2006, 11:57 PM
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hahaha .. yes .. their so annoying .. and *coff coff* and the people taht do it to you !! *not mentioning any names a certain fatty*
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May 31 2006, 12:01 AM
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I know its mean, but i find it amusing haha.
Maybe its just the thrill of embarrasing your male friend. 
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May 31 2006, 12:18 AM
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"well you can flick your testicle and..."
lol i love the 40 year old virgin :D |
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Jun 4 2006, 06:40 AM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ May 22 2006, 7:30 PM) i hate when it happens when you dont want it to yeah. especially, when your sitting down, and your wearing jeans, and you suddenly get one for no reason, then you cant stand up. I hate when this happens
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Jun 4 2006, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE(John Fu @ May 23 2006, 7:01 PM) ^You rub your boners too much Rub is too weak of a word. |
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Jun 4 2006, 12:06 PM
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At least you know you don't have Erectile Dysfunction
, I would rather have a unwanted boner than and unwanted ED anyday. Although you don't like them it would be rather sad when the time comes and the boner doesn't come around, then you will truly appreciate what you had. "You never know how much you missed something until its gone."
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Jun 4 2006, 03:26 PM
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I wonder what Hezron gets since he has a mangina.
Anyway, girls can get noticable marks on periods too. Stains. Guys can get rid of their boners by thinking of something disgusting and girls can't until they wash their clothes. |
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Jun 4 2006, 04:19 PM
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hahaha i think its hella weird when you're freaking with somebody and you can feel it. ah.
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Jun 4 2006, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Jun 4 2006, 3:26 PM) Anyway, girls can get noticable marks on periods too. Stains. Guys can get rid of their boners by thinking of something disgusting and girls can't until they wash their clothes. Why??????????? Why did you post that.  -Zamunda- |
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Jun 4 2006, 05:32 PM
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HAHAHAH. Oh my gosh. Nice one, Christine.
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Jun 4 2006, 06:02 PM
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I've never seen a guy w/ a boner. Does it look big?
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Jun 4 2006, 07:03 PM
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^ REALLY. My God you wouldn't believe the size of them.
 MASSIVE, I TELL YOU.
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Jun 4 2006, 07:56 PM
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just go tell a guy "what would happen if i did this ____________" and wait for something to happen |
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Jun 15 2006, 09:09 AM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Jun 4 2006, 10:26 PM) Anyway, girls can get noticable marks on periods too. Stains. Guys can get rid of their boners by thinking of something disgusting and girls can't until they wash their clothes. 
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Jun 15 2006, 11:02 AM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ May 24 2006, 7:40 AM) sometimes i even stick the bible over it... Holy moly.
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Jun 15 2006, 11:10 AM
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happened once at a party....heh...the girls didn't laugh...they kind of just gave a smile...i didn't even notice...till one whispered it in my ear...."looks like someone's awake"
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Jun 15 2006, 12:28 PM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jun 4 2006, 8:03 PM) ^ REALLY. My God you wouldn't believe the size of them. MASSIVE, I TELL YOU.:O u made me lol |
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Jun 15 2006, 02:17 PM
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I find them kind of amusing.
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Jun 15 2006, 02:38 PM
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Yes, they're quite humorous, I must admit.
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Jun 15 2006, 03:24 PM
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I remember reading somewhere that on average a guy gets a boner every 15-20 minutes. I don't know if thats true, never really kept track.
But yes, very annoying. |
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Jun 16 2006, 01:24 AM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
hey...boners spelled backwards is srenob..like..shreee-nobbb
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Jun 19 2006, 09:48 PM
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apparantly the more u have em..the more u load out during ejaculation or further u shoot LOL......
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Jun 19 2006, 10:26 PM
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It's really funny when guys get them in the water. During my lifeguarding test the person I was strapping into the backboard got one. Now that was awkward
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Jun 19 2006, 10:38 PM
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If I were a guy, I'd be hella embarassed of getting a boner at odd moments. I'm sorry guys... so sorry.
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Jun 19 2006, 10:49 PM
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Elba is accountable for 68% of random boners in the United States.
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Jun 19 2006, 11:01 PM
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 Behind every great man is a great woman rolling her eyes Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 187,483 |
i hate when people flash their nasty genitalia at me but I can't say I've ever really had experience seeing anyones boner. weird.
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Jun 19 2006, 11:18 PM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Jun 19 2006, 8:49 PM) Elba is accountable for 68% of random boners in the United States. I could have sworn it was higher! I've got some work to do. |
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Jun 20 2006, 10:02 AM
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I understand the PMS part... but don't play the pregnancy card!! Bah. Not fair. Lol.
Boners are very annoying @ times... but then, you need them. Lol. The NRBs are annoying. Because.. in your mind you're like "Wtf? What do you think you're doing?? It's my turn! Stop trying to get all the focus on you! Why are you erect anyway???" Could possibly only be me though. Lmao. But seriously, they are annoying when its for no reason. |
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Jun 20 2006, 01:32 PM
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That's why if its long enough you put it str8 up sandwiched between your pants and your tummy
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Jun 20 2006, 01:42 PM
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I hate it when my bf gets it when I hardly do anything to "tick" him off.
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Jun 20 2006, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 20 2006, 12:18 AM) I could have sworn it was higher! I've got some work to do. The other 32% is from brothers thinking of their sisters in redneck neighborhoods in the midwest. |
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Jun 20 2006, 09:01 PM
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They suck at inconvient times, like randomly in school, morning wood, etc. But you have to be thankfull for them, afterall how would you... ya know without them? ;)
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Jun 21 2006, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE(This Confession @ Jun 4 2006, 8:56 PM) just go tell a guy "what would happen if i did this ____________" and wait for something to happen don't do that... it's mean... >.< |
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Jun 25 2006, 12:57 AM
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Yeah, they are so f**king annoying. Especially when you are about to have sex, and one just pops right up!
</Sarcasm> QUOTE Elba is accountable for 68% of random boners in the United States. 68%? More like 91%. And I make up 36%... |
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Jun 25 2006, 01:25 AM
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I was talking to this guy on aol today and he's gay
and he told me once he dared some straight guy to touch his boner and he enjoyed it X_X |
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Jun 26 2006, 02:28 AM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
hehhe ...i could actually remember during 8th grade ......Grinding moments during birthday partys & after-school dances
... of course right now im mentally capable of dealing with it and handeling with the bootay more effectively 
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Jun 26 2006, 02:50 AM
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Haha, it can be amusing though it does suck for a guy if it is at an awkward moment or totally random...
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Jun 26 2006, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ May 23 2006, 5:49 AM) We've got our periods and pregnancy. you were pregnanet ? |
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Jul 3 2006, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(Kameko @ May 23 2006, 2:14 AM) word. Girls think they have it bad with their pms'. but we have it worse. alright, YOU try spurting blood everywhere. yep, mmhmm. trust me, it's 1. gross, 2. annoying, 3. limiting, 4. draining of all your energy (one time when i had it, i couldn't even walk because my legs kept on wobbling) and 5. painfffffffffffulllllllllll!!! dumb cramps... yeah... |
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Jul 3 2006, 09:17 PM
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1. it's gross 2. painful 3. annoying 4. you cant even walk because it hurts 5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em. |
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Jul 3 2006, 10:29 PM
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6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups
7. Poke an eye out 8. Very hard to pee 9. Higher blood pressure |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:39 AM
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"1. it's gross"
gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something.. seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands... and then not to mention that i have to worry about it getting all over my stuff... i've had to throw away so many pairs of underwear because the bloodstains don't come out!! and i have a stain on my bedsheet. ugh if you'd like to define how much more gross your boners are than my periods, please do. "2. painful" yeah, periods hurt a whole hell of a lot, too. i've gotten cramps so bad that it made me cry at school.... in the middle of a rough through for a play... ugh... i like never cry when i'm physically hurt. do you cry from your boners? i doubt it. "3. annoying" so is wiping blood from my vagina. "4. you cant even walk because it hurts" yes, and i can't even move my body without shaking and dropping things because of blood loss. "5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em." Yes, unremovable bloodstains on my bed and on my clothes is embarrassing, too. :] "6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups" your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups. "7. Poke an eye out" your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye. "8. Very hard to pee" well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee. "9. Higher blood pressure" less blood :] |
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Jul 16 2006, 12:27 PM
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you guys... what the heck is a boner? and anyways, im pretty sure that females have it waay worse because its a proven fact that even though a females period lasts only an avg of a week, the cycle is in motion for another 2 weeks. so a girls life is 3/4 consumed by period and its stupid annoying cycle.
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Jul 16 2006, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ May 22 2006, 7:25 PM) Whoops, doubleposted by accident. haha QUOTE(flypigzfly) you guys... what the heck is a boner?. It when a boy's penis goes hard hahahaha |
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Jul 16 2006, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE(I_Heart_Blink @ Jul 12 2006, 1:39 AM) your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups. Why not? QUOTE(I_Heart_Blink @ Jul 12 2006, 1:39 AM) your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye. Why not? QUOTE(I_Heart_Blink @ Jul 12 2006, 1:39 AM) well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee. Well, at least you can pee! QUOTE(I_Heart_Blink @ Jul 12 2006, 1:39 AM) less blood :] I mean, more blood in the popper and less blood everywhere else. |
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Jul 16 2006, 07:40 PM
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 yah betch! Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,078 |
Ugh they are so annoying, but it's a good thing to have thick jeans lol
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Jul 16 2006, 10:14 PM
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I wouldn't call them annoying. And i definitely dont hate them. They arent a real problem because i really dont pop boners for no reason. And whenever theres a reason for it...its a good thing. so yeah.
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Jul 16 2006, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE "1. it's gross" gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something.. seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands... you try cleaning the urine that are trapped in there or something ... it can be affected. QUOTE and then not to mention that i have to worry about it getting all over my stuff... i've had to throw away so many pairs of underwear because the bloodstains don't come out!! and i have a stain on my bedsheet. ugh if you'd like to define how much more gross your boners are than my periods, please do. you're saying .. guys never pee in their pants by accident? we do have to be careful so it doesnt squirt everywhere ... what? our urine does have stain ... YELLOW/ORANGE. it looked more like shit .. which looks even worse. QUOTE "2. painful" yeah, periods hurt a whole hell of a lot, too. i've gotten cramps so bad that it made me cry at school.... in the middle of a rough through for a play... ugh... i like never cry when i'm physically hurt. do you cry from your boners? i doubt it. who doesnt cry from boner? sometimes ... boner do cross the the usual limit. it's very fusterating if .... it pees out of control. QUOTE "3. annoying" so is wiping blood from my vagina. well, it's even more annoying if ... someone actually sees a boner. QUOTE "4. you cant even walk because it hurts" yes, and i can't even move my body without shaking and dropping things because of blood loss. Yep. QUOTE "5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em." Yes, unremovable bloodstains on my bed and on my clothes is embarrassing, too. :] Yep. boner are very viewable. Pee stains are embarasing too. QUOTE "6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups" your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups. how would you know? i had done it before ... by accident. i was too close to the small bench at school. QUOTE "7. Poke an eye out" your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye. uh ..... unless you're sucking someone's dick .. yeah. QUOTE "8. Very hard to pee" well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee. well, at least ... you dont have to get all that urine splattering everywhere. QUOTE "9. Higher blood pressure" less blood :] sureeeeeeeeeee. |
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Aug 21 2006, 05:08 PM
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boners do get pretty annoying
especially when you're not wearing jeans it makes your pants stick out and that's hard to hide however if you are slick enough you can manage to adjust down there real quick when standing up and stuff the boners that happen for no reason can really piss you off after a while |
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Aug 21 2006, 06:17 PM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 16 2006, 8:38 PM) Why not? Why not? Well, at least you can pee! I mean, more blood in the popper and less blood everywhere else. first of all you can have a boner if at any age of your life time even during the prema-ture ages ....i remember having a boner whas i was in kindergarten , no joke ....she used to have all these romantic book novel covers with pictures of girls and guys half naked ...so i guess its harder for girls ...because pms and perions start at specific ages in your life unlike boners when you can have it at 3 . But umm just too let some of you know ...boners are erections that are can be easily seen , when your wearing clothing or when your covered. |
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Jan 7 2007, 08:31 PM
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 dfhgklfhksdhd Group: Member Posts: 146 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 491,454 |
i get them all the time.
i mean id ont even have to think about something dirty. it just happens like that. |
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Jan 13 2007, 10:20 AM
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QUOTE "1. it's gross" gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something.. seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands... um...umm...um...i never ever have gotten ..that all over my hands. i honestly dont touch that area durring that time unless its for cleaning purposes. and please dont take pictures. the only pictures i want are ones of seth green naked. thats it. QUOTE "3. annoying" so is wiping blood from my vagina thank for poisoning my mind with that colorfull description. |
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Jan 13 2007, 11:35 AM
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 This is my second account ^^ Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 469,073 |
I was talking to this little freshman kid at my school and he was telling me how much it sucks....but im SURE its not as bad as getting your period. syaing something "not sexual" wont make a period go away .
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Jan 14 2007, 05:49 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
I have never been in such a situation to see a guy getting a boner and hopefully I won't be in that situation either.
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Jan 14 2007, 03:54 PM
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 ¤ The Fatal Virus ¤ Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 488,115 |
Eh, it happens. I deal with it. If I am at school, I just go about my day as if nothing is going on. So what if I have a boner. I'm willing to bet that at that exact moment, at least....200 guys in that whole school are having the same problem. So0o0o0o, regardless of what people say or think, its not going to stop me.
Besides, can you find a funnier reason to laugh at yourself? EDIT: QUOTE(AngelbreeZ @ Jul 16 2006, 6:40 PM) Ugh they are so annoying, but it's a good thing to have thick jeans lol Actually, not such a good idea. Sweat pants are a hell of a lot more confortable if you get a boner than jeans. The sweat pants conform to your body so they move for the erection. Jeans are made of denim...which doesnt do that. So rather than moving, it is stuck there...filling up with more and more blood and after a while, it starts to hurt. |
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Jan 14 2007, 09:51 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
Thats why Evan be rocking sweats everyday day son
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Jan 15 2007, 02:58 AM
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 chinky Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,566 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,437 |
ew.
boners. lol. |
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Jan 15 2007, 10:44 AM
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i cant talk to a guy when hes got one. i cant even talk to my boyfriend when he has one beacuse i start laughing
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Jan 15 2007, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(Gypsy Eyes @ Jun 19 2006, 10:26 PM) It's really funny when guys get them in the water. During my lifeguarding test the person I was strapping into the backboard got one. Now that was awkward HAHA. This is really late, but wow.. Aww. Poor Jackie!
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Jan 15 2007, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jan 14 2007, 6:51 PM) Thats why Evan be rocking sweats everyday day son isn`t that even more noticeable?
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Jan 16 2007, 01:55 AM
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 we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
 welll one time i randomly got one then i saw one of my good friends and i was wearing shorts so there was nothing i could do and i had to hug her =/ she giggled after i know she felt it
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Jan 16 2007, 05:23 PM
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 ~+Blood +Seeker+~ Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,286 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 23 2006, 12:05 PM) I love them... they turn me on. I'm being serious depends on the guy but yeah same here lol true true |
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Jan 16 2007, 06:20 PM
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QUOTE(black_heart @ Jan 16 2007, 6:55 AM) welll one time i randomly got one then i saw one of my good friends and i was wearing shorts so there was nothing i could do and i had to hug her =/ she giggled after i know she felt it its called self control buddy. |
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Jan 16 2007, 07:03 PM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
hmm, i dont think ive ever seen a boner in real life.
maybe in movies. |
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Jan 16 2007, 07:19 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 492,291 |
i get self-conscience thinking someone might have seen it; if it happens to show up in class..
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