Nastitivity and Pervertivity, what's the nastiest thang u've done Options

[Afrodisiac-aka-A...]

Just outta pure male curiosity (or maybe its the fact that all my other posts get SHUT DOWN), i would like 2 know the freakiest, nastiest things u've ever done

Plz, keep it PG-13( neva thought i'd say that)

I'll start. last year, i went over my homegirls house, right. anyway, to make a long story short, she took the iniative and started nibblin on my neck and we almost got caught in her parents room (3 times, baby) in the next 2 1/2 weeks.

[aznxdreamer]

^ yeah..never thought youd say that either. i think you just contradicted yourself tho.

[*Girthy*]

I once......ate an ant!!

[AngryBaby]

Just outta pure male curiosity (or maybe its the fact that all my other posts get SHUT DOWN), i would like 2 know the freakiest, nastiest things u've ever done

Plz, keep it PG-13( neva thought i'd say that)

I'll start. last year, i went over my homegirls house, right. anyway, to make a long story short, she took the iniative and started nibblin on my neck and we almost got caught in her parents room (3 times, baby) in the next 2 1/2 weeks.

probably was Leslie

[*chaneun*]

Leslie = Evan's alias?

[AngryBaby]

he'll know who im talking about heh,

[Paradox of Life]

I once walked barefoot through cow poo.

[littleswallow]

I... once had a cockroach in my mouth when I fell asleep because I had food in it (my mouth). Hey, I was a kid! Like, 4 or something... but still...

[bananapants]

i spit shined my old guitar once cuz idint have any cleaning stuff

[Afrodisiac-aka-A...]

So you were like...13..when that happened? :|

Yeh, i think

probably was Leslie
I didn't know bug-eyes then. i'd seen her at a party, but that's it
those were the goog ol' days

[priyas]

i stepped i dog poo.

[aznxdreamer]

I'll start. last year, i went over my homegirls house, right. anyway, to make a long story short, she took the iniative and started nibblin on my neck and we almost got caught in her parents room (3 times, baby) in the next 2 1/2 weeks.

if you were a girl, id call you a slut.

heck, il call you a slut.

hey slut.

[*Girthy*]

hey slut.

Hey.

[*wind&fire*]

pwnge

[*Kathleen*]

I put my finger in a girl's pee pee hole.

[Ington]

You forgot to say how you never wash your hands.

I saw Kathleen snoring. D:

[*Statues/Shadows*]

I don't...think those are words

[Ken]

i stepped i dog poo.

hey i did that too!!

[aznxdreamer]

Just outta pure male curiosity (or maybe its the fact that all my other posts get SHUT DOWN), i would like 2 know the freakiest, nastiest things u've ever done

Plz, keep it PG-13( neva thought i'd say that)

I'll start. last year, i went over my homegirls house, right. anyway, to make a long story short, she took the iniative and started nibblin on my neck and we almost got caught in her parents room (3 times, baby) in the next 2 1/2 weeks.

your what? 14..15? start acting your age. stop trying to act like your all cool, saying you've had sex with some girl.

[AngryBaby]

he's not lying^ i know the guy. why do you say he's trying to be cool? maybe you think its "cool", cause i never got that feeling from that post. silly girl.

[*This Confession*]

i spit shined my old guitar once cuz idint have any cleaning stuff

hmm yea
that is rather odd
makes me think of this little kid spitting on someones shoes..
and cleaning them with their spit..

and ehm
i don't know
wrote something?

[Herizon Action]

once upon a time, i watched an animal film! *GASP*

[AngryBaby]

thats digusting dude^

[aznxdreamer]

he's not lying^ i know the guy. why do you say he's trying to be cool? maybe you think its "cool", cause i never got that feeling from that post. silly girl.

did i say he was lying? uh..no.

[*Uronacid*]

one time this cat bit my friend so we tied it up in a pillow case tied a rope too it and threw it off the roof into a swimming pool... unfortunatley the cat didnt land in the swimming pool... the rope got caught on my friends like, and preformed a spiderman stunt by swinging into the side of the house... i was like, "OH sh*t!!!"

[*This Confession*]

one time this cat bit my friend so we tied it up in a pillow case tied a rope too it and threw it off the roof into a swimming pool... unfortunatley the cat didnt land in the swimming pool... the rope got caught on my friends like, and preformed a spiderman stunt by swinging into the side of the house... i was like, "OH sh*t!!!"

sadly that makes me laugh

[Paradox of Life]

^ Yeah, Uronacid, that would be called animal abuse. Which is against the law.

[marzipan]

one time this cat bit my friend so we tied it up in a pillow case tied a rope too it and threw it off the roof into a swimming pool... unfortunatley the cat didnt land in the swimming pool... the rope got caught on my friends like, and preformed a spiderman stunt by swinging into the side of the house... i was like, "OH sh*t!!!"

retard.....i feel sorry for the cat

[*This Confession*]

retard.....i feel sorry for the cat

hes not a retard.
he just has some rather odd cat issues.

[Miayako]

I slept at my grandma's house and when I woke up there were three cockraches on my shoulder. Probably plotting to eat my face. So I jump up, screamed, danced around like an idiot, and kill them all with my bare fists.

Cockrach guts. On my fists.













Sweet revenge.

[mseryel2]

Just outta pure male curiosity (or maybe its the fact that all my other posts get SHUT DOWN), i would like 2 know the freakiest, nastiest things u've ever done

Plz, keep it PG-13( neva thought i'd say that)

I'll start. last year, i went over my homegirls house, right. anyway, to make a long story short, she took the iniative and started nibblin on my neck and we almost got caught in her parents room (3 times, baby) in the next 2 1/2 weeks.

you. are. a. man whore.
...
'nuff said.

[*Uronacid*]

hes not a retard.
he just has some rather odd cat issues.

thanks holly :]

i hate cats :D

[typh-a-knee]

I was gettin some head gettin gettin some head...

[*Uronacid*]

i have never gotten some head before... >.> thats the only thing i havent done.... my last girl friend gave me a gag refelx tho... ew

[typh-a-knee]

I got head.
He went down on me.
It was type good.
But I refused to kiss him after
Homeboy came up all puckering I felt like kicking him in the back of his head

[*Uronacid*]

I got head.
He went down on me.
It was type good.
But I refused to kiss him after
Homeboy came up all puckering I felt like kicking him in the back of his head

my dog doesn't give me head :(

[*This Confession*]

I slept at my grandma's house and when I woke up there were three cockraches on my shoulder. Probably plotting to eat my face. So I jump up, screamed, danced around like an idiot, and kill them all with my bare fists.

Cockrach guts. On my fists.
Sweet revenge.

eek,
i would have just ran.

[Smoogrish]

I slept at my grandma's house and when I woke up there were three cockraches on my shoulder. Probably plotting to eat my face. So I jump up, screamed, danced around like an idiot, and kill them all with my bare fists.

Cockrach guts. On my fists.

Sweet revenge.

That made me laugh. That's the nastiest thing you've done?! You're a clean, clean, person.

[*Uronacid*]

clean :)

[Joss-eh-lime]

if you were a girl, id call you a slut.

heck, il call you a slut.

hey slut.

thankx for not being sexist

[CHiiCKENBUTT]

I put my finger in a girl's pee pee hole.

GROSSSSSS.

[John Fu]

once upon a time, i watched an animal film! *GASP*

I saw you watch brokeback mountain

[PrideOfAzia]

how can u keep it pg 13 when the topic is Nastitivity and Pervertivity ..........

i was riding my bike and tons of bugs got caught in my hair =O

[charl3z523]

My phone fell in a public toilet stall right after I finished peeing and I grabbed it out (without hesitation, its an expensive phone) with my pee in there >_<. Thats probably the nastiest thing I've done.

[Mr. Slowjamz]

Public Exhibition

[lyin_in_wait]

Homeboy came up all puckering I felt like kicking him in the back of his head

that made me laugh real hard...yet i can relate. thats just nasty

[iminlovewithTomD...]

i spit shined my old guitar once cuz idint have any cleaning stuff

holy shit... will you marry me? no, im kidding. but that's amazing... haha, i look up to you for that...

but the craziest thing I've done? Hmm... one time (not too long ago) me and my friend (AS A JOKE) cybered with guys online and made fun of the fact that they were getting boners from it, and that we were just kidding about the whole thing, and that it did nothigng foru s. lol!! hehe...

[sue_me15]

i spit shined my old guitar once cuz idint have any cleaning stuff

HAHAHAHHA.

[n00b]

this topic makes me giggle.

[*ECD & C0*]

one time this cat bit my friend so we tied it up in a pillow case tied a rope too it and threw it off the roof into a swimming pool... unfortunatley the cat didnt land in the swimming pool... the rope got caught on my friends like, and preformed a spiderman stunt by swinging into the side of the house... i was like, "OH sh*t!!!"

lmao

[*RockizLife*]

^ Yeah, Uronacid, that would be called animal abuse. Which is against the law.

Animal abuse, huh?

So what do you call it when the cat bit him first? Human abuse? Lmao. Just playin'.


One time I was lost out on this island right off the coast of North Carolina. It was the last day of the open season and you have to ride a boat to get out there and my parents thought I was in the lower deck sleeping cause that's where I told them I was going. It's a biiggg island with hardly any buildings and I was lost for 3 days so I had to drink salt water and my own piss.


Just kidding.

I dunno, the nastiest thing I've done... Let's see... The first time putting my mouth down south on a girl was... strange. So I guess that. Don't worry, I received head for it.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

one time this cat bit my friend so we tied it up in a pillow case tied a rope too it and threw it off the roof into a swimming pool... unfortunatley the cat didnt land in the swimming pool... the rope got caught on my friends like, and preformed a spiderman stunt by swinging into the side of the house... i was like, "OH sh*t!!!"

Go play in traffic. I hate you.

[KMFDM_MDFMK]

tie up my ex-bf to a tree naked..i did it because he cheated on me. later that day i go some slutty girl to so some kinky bondage stuff to him

[iminlovewithTomD...]

Animal abuse, huh?

So what do you call it when the cat bit him first? Human abuse? Lmao. Just playin'.

lol, yup! and when punk rockers smash their guitars, it's called guitar abuse.

and when people (such as my brother) throw screw drivers into the wall, it's called wall abuse.

and when people eat, it's called food abuse.

lol, jk.

[Gypsy Eyes]

I've done plenty of stuff like that, none of it is pg-13 though.

[moninja]

this is a nice topic

most of the stuff the guys did are pretty amusing

[ReggieM]

when i was really young i smelled a girls reproductive organ naked and it didnt smell too good...
Also when i was like 9 i took s number two in my pants on a long road trip, it wasnt my fault tho there wasnt a rest stop near.

[chasingvictory]

i got protein stains on my pants.... haha i'm kidding.. i get grossed out easily so i dont do nasty things..

[espressive]

Uhh...

When I was little, I had a knack for throwing rocks into this water hole. so one time, I picked up this "rock" and threw it in the water hole. It made this cool splashing sound and I was filled with glee until I started smelling something foul on my hands. I discovered later that the so-called rock is dog poo.

[moeko]

When I was young, after lunch, I was just walking around the neighborhood with my grandpa and I stepped on a dead squirrel. The squirrel was run over by a car, so it's insides were showing and it was.. flat

[Relentless]

Umm... I was 7 or 8, I remembered I drank 7UP and left it on my counter during the night. Next morning, I drank it and there was something in my mouth. I checked the mirrors & I realized there was something big in my mouth, and it was a big dead cockroach on my tongue. It was as big as my tongue kind of. The after taste was just nasty. =X I guess the cockroach came in the soda overnight.

[pandamonium]

Umm... I was 7 or 8, I remembered I drank 7UP and left it on my counter during the night. Next morning, I drank it and there was something in my mouth. I checked the mirrors & I realized there was something big in my mouth, and it was a big dead cockroach on my tongue. It was as big as my tongue kind of. The after taste was just nasty. =X I guess the cockroach came in the soda overnight.

ew thats freaking disgusting.

my story

I was cleaning this cool cup that i got from an sixflags, it was really tall like about 3 feet and like 3 inches wide, so i didnt use it for a while so i cleaned it, i put liek about an inch of soap. so it took me like an hour to clean it, finally i clean and dried it , i put like half a bottle of coke in it and then i took a sip, and i took a big sip of left over soap that was still at the bottom. IT WAS SO NASTY.

[Kontroll]

The nastiest thing I've ever done was getting molested by my baby sitter. Yeah. That would be it.

[Amaranthus]

the nastiest thing i ever did is something I cant repeat w/o being ridiculed incessantly.I really wish i could tell you though

[*Monochrome.*]

I put my finger in a girl's pee pee hole.

Me too.Kinky

[kimmytree]

^ EWWWWWW.

Hmmm. I havent really done anything "nasty". I think the most gross/weirdest thing I've ever done was when I pooped in my cat's food bowl outside my back door when I was like 3.

[*Monochrome.*]

^Im bisexual.Its normal lmao.

The nastiest thing I've ever done was getting molested by my baby sitter. Yeah. That would be it.

Was she hot?

[orangelement]

^Im bisexual.Its normal lmao.
Was she hot?

ahahahaha! nice... i mite think of that when i got molested

[*Kathleen*]

Uhh.. I licked chocolate off my finger.

[silent_thoughts]

your what? 14..15? start acting your age. stop trying to act like your all cool, saying you've had sex with some girl.

stop trying to act like ur more mature than other ppo when ur not hahahha

[Chicago]

i was eating a taco at school, when i discovered like an ant farm in my mouth after the first bite

[NYCin2009]

haha i pissed on someone while they were sleeping.

[Big_Bad]

I put my finger in a girl's pee pee hole.

Lmao the way you worded that!
HaHa!!

[illriginal]

Lick girls from front to back and back to front... (yes brown eye licking)

[EmoEyelinerx]

one time this cat bit my friend so we tied it up in a pillow case tied a rope too it and threw it off the roof into a swimming pool... unfortunatley the cat didnt land in the swimming pool... the rope got caught on my friends like, and preformed a spiderman stunt by swinging into the side of the house... i was like, "OH sh*t!!!"

Wow your a retard. If I was the cat I would have scratched you to death. Poor cat

[Chad_man]

took a shit in the woods

[oqqusham]

Removed
-brownsugar

[MrStrife]

When I was like 5, I went under my older sister's friends' skirts and looked up. Oh I was bad child. And I remember in kindergarden, that's when I first felt up a girl. Hey I was a kid..

[*MyMichelle*]

:K






Let's see... I've read erotic literature before! And that's all I'm saying that's PG13.

[xKatt]

Ahah the topic starter has 666 posts. Sorry, just had to point that out.

Ummm... nastiest thing I've done? I tortured a cockroach (boiling water, a pair of scissors, hydrogen peroxide and a pointy stick) until its very last twitch. I still regret it. It was the absolute most horrible thing I'd ever done in my entire life, but it was in one of the darker stages of my life... *shudders*

[KayleighKins]

Hahahaha. I was like, "I can't think of anything!"

But now I remember.

My ex boyfriend called me and told me he refused to take his pills for his disease anymore, which both scared me and pissed me off. He refused to listen to what I had to say and cited that his parents thought I was making him sicker by inhibiting his healings.

I got so angry I actually pissed myself.

At work.

[heyyfrankie]

W E L L
according to my friends, i had cyber sex last night.

[*Flair*]

I pooed in the kitchen

I tasted my pee

I pulled poo out of my ass (It was too damn strong and wasn't coming out) ... it didn't help much because it cut and I had to push the rest out. Don't try it.

[*steve330*]

I pissed in my eye when I was real young.
I burnt my hand and singed all the hair off my arm leaving a third degree burn on my knuckle nearest the explosion and it was dripping puss and everything. It was kinda cool lol. It was just really painful after the fact.

[PINKLollyPOP]

Some of these are just plain scary! hahaa

[*superstitious*]

:K
Let's see... I've read erotic literature before! And that's all I'm saying that's PG13.

I've written it.

[glowstick]

sadly that makes me laugh

that makes me laugh my ass off.
but i still feel bad for the cat.

[*Mercy*]

I pooed in the kitchen

I tasted my pee

I pulled poo out of my ass (It was too damn strong and wasn't coming out) ... it didn't help much because it cut and I had to push the rest out. Don't try it.

Are you bloody serious?

[heyyfrankie]

I pooed in the kitchen

I tasted my pee

I pulled poo out of my ass (It was too damn strong and wasn't coming out) ... it didn't help much because it cut and I had to push the rest out. Don't try it.

although i think it's really gross, LOL...
what does pee taste like?

...seriously.

[*Flair*]

Are you bloody serious?

Damn serious.

what does pee taste like?

It's salty.

[*Mercy*]

although i think it's really gross, LOL...
what does pee taste like?

...seriously.

Salty

Reason for edit: flair beat me to the answer.=x

[*Flair*]

Yes ... I was just too damn curious. Aaggh ...

[*Mercy*]

^Next time I dare you to Drink your pee after you ate fish.

See if that changes anything.

[adolelolz]

Erm, I gave a guy head in a Little Tikes play castle.

Like this one: CLICK.

[KayleighKins]

^ I loled. :D

[xKatt]

I pooed in the kitchen

I tasted my pee

I pulled poo out of my ass (It was too damn strong and wasn't coming out) ... it didn't help much because it cut and I had to push the rest out. Don't try it.

Dude, I laughed so hard. You have no idea. I'm like dying right now. Mostly because you say it like pulling a shit from your ass is like pulling mail out of the mailbox.

Mad respect.

Ahahah.

[*Mercy*]

Erm, I gave a guy head in a Little Tikes play castle.

Like this one: CLICK.

YOU RUINED LITTLE TIKES.

[illriginal]

I licked, and still lick booty. The brown eye... and yes it's the ish.

[PINKLollyPOP]

i actually enjoy masturbating.

[KayleighKins]

^ That's weird?

And Tama didn't you already say that?