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post Apr 26 2006, 11:19 PM
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YO MAMA!


If you don't like the idea, then get out..now. laugh.gif

I am hosting createBlog's first ever, a yo mama competition. Yes most of y'all might say yo mama jokes died out at the end of 2001, but hey. There are many more we even haven't heard yet that might crack the living hell out of you! But this will not just be about yo mama disses. Just like the show, you will say stuff about how they look, online personality, etc. Please don't take this as "bashing". Cuz from the bottom of my heart, this is all for fun.

RULES: 8 PEOPLE WILL PARTICIPATE. WHERE WILL IT TAKE PLACE? IT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE OFFICIAL CREATEBLOG CHATROOM. (OF COURSE, YOU NEED AIM). SCHEDULE WE BE ANNOUNCED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. ONCE ALL THE 10 PARTICIPANTS ARE SET, THEY WILL ALL COME TO THE CHATROOM AND WE WILL START. THERE WILL BE 3 LEVELS.

1ST LEVEL: 10 PEOPLE FREE FOR ALL. (ANYTHING GOES)

2ND LEVEL: OUT OF THE 10, JUDGES AND I WILL DECIDE WHICH 6 TO ELIMINATE, AND THE BEST FOUR OUT OF THE 10 WILL ADVANCE TO THE SECOND ROUND. OK IN THE SECOND ROUND, IT WOULD BE

??? VS ???
??? VS ???

IN THE 2ND LEVEL, THERE WOULD BE 3 ROUNDS. THE 1ST ROUND WOULD BE STRICTLY YO MAMA JOKES. SECOND ROUND WOULD BE DISSING EACH OTHER'S LOOKS, PERSONALITY, ANY INFO YOU CAN GLADLY GATHER TO DISS YOUR OPPONENT!. THIRD ROUND WOULD BE A KO ROUND! YOU WILL BRING OUT YOUR BEST, FUNNIEST, POWERFUL, OR WHATEVER KIND OF STRONG JOKE YOU GOT IN MIND. IT CAN BE YO MAMA BUT IT DOSEN'T HAVE TO.

3RD LEVEL: THE FINALS.

??? VS ???

IN THE 3RD LEVEL, IT WOULD BE THE FINAL TWO PEOPLE SQUARING OFF. WINNER OF THIS WILL BE THE CHAMPION! SAME KIND OF ROUNDS AS 2ND LEVEL, BUT SINCE THIS IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP, TRY TO DO YOU BEST!

By the way, I need two judges to judge this competition, so if you want to be a judge, post here along with the people who want to participate.

WARNING: NO BITING JOKES FROM THE INTERNET OR NO GETTING HELP.

PRIZE $$$: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WILL RECIEVE A PRIZE. YOU WILL HAVE THREE CHOICES. YOU CAN EITHER WIN ANY THREE RAP/HIP HOP ALBUMS AS YOU REQUEST (WILL BE SENT ON SEND FILE ON AIM), THREE DOLLARS MAILED TO YOUR HOME, OR A FREE METAL AXE GUNBOUND ACCOUNT!

UPPING FOR JUDGES AND PARTICIPANTS!! DON'T SLEEP!!

JUDGES
STATISTIK
RACHEL IS LOVE
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PARTICIPANTS
NIGHTMARE4TAKI (KC)
ulovemikeroch
L!ckitySplit (Evan)
wayne
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Vash1530
angie
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post Apr 26 2006, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ Apr 26 2006, 9:19 PM) *
OR A FREE METAL AXE GUNBOUND ACCOUNT!

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Rachel
post Apr 26 2006, 11:22 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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I wanna judge, even though this is a rip of the MTV show...
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 11:24 PM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Apr 27 2006, 12:21 AM) *
LOL, 3 bucks!?


Yes, why the f**k would I give off more than 5 bucks for a contest on cb lmao..
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 11:25 PM
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....laugh.gif
I want three bucks though.
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 11:27 PM
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then sally, feel free to participate! give it a try! laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 11:27 PM
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Sign me up

*crosses arms and sits in bboy stance

LIST
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KC (Nightmare4Taki)
 
*Girthy*
post Apr 26 2006, 11:27 PM
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Wouldn't it cost more just to ship the three bucks than the actual three bucks?
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 11:30 PM
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^I'm gonna send it through a concealed envelope ..
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 11:33 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 26 2006, 9:27 PM) *
Wouldn't it cost more just to ship the three bucks than the actual three bucks?

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
uLoVeMikeRoch
post Apr 27 2006, 12:13 AM
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Wow, i dont know whats going on...
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Sure... sign me up I guess?
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 12:51 AM
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I'm an unsigned long int and you're an 8-bit char.



Oh wait, we're not playing yet? Ne'er mind.
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 12:28 PM
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wut wut in the butt?
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ohh what, a free metal axe on gunbound?!?! jk I don't play

When's it going down? I wanna be judge!
 
*incoherent*
post Apr 27 2006, 01:28 PM
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i want to judge...
 
jue
post Apr 27 2006, 02:59 PM
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haha cool (:
i'd like to watch. I doubt i'll be any good if i actually participate.
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 03:01 PM
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I'll judge :D
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 03:28 PM
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I'm sorry incohrent and skp. There is only 1 spot for judge left, and suzette takes it. Why? Because she's the mod and I really think she deserves to judge..I favor her more. If Rachel either changes her mind no-shows, sure you can take the spot for her. But as of now, judge spots are full! we need 8 more participants..
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 06:51 PM
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lol. this seems like a cool idea. But I'll just watch. (;
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 06:54 PM
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^ Ditto. laugh.gif I'm no good at yo momma jokes. Just jokes of the nerdy nerd sort. I'm pinning this.
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 06:55 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Apr 27 2006, 6:54 PM) *
I'm pinning this.
why? mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 06:57 PM
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It's a competition. Should I unpin it again? Oops. sweating.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 06:58 PM
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I'd say so...mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Apr 27 2006, 6:57 PM) *
It's a competition. Should I unpin it again? Oops. sweating.gif
yeah huh.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:02 PM
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I figured this way, more people would see it. They pinned the CBNTM thread, why not this one?
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:03 PM
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if that care that much, it will be spread by word of mouth (so to speak) and they can find it.

this isnt really even important, at least not as important enough as the other pinned topics.
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:04 PM
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Yeah word smoogrish. The outfit of the month used to be pinned...cb's ntm contest is pinned..why not this? if u idiots don't think this should be pinned, there is something wrong with you..
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:13 PM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ Apr 27 2006, 7:04 PM) *
Yeah word smoogrish. The outfit of the month used to be pinned...cb's ntm contest is pinned..why not this? if u idiots don't think this should be pinned, there is something wrong with you..
i guess there is something wrong with me then
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:18 PM
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3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me.
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if this is unpinned, you know that people are just going to keep bumping it up anyway. so it might as well be pinned.

anyway, i won't join because..i suck at yo momma jokes. but good luck you two :D
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:19 PM
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Hopefully ten soon. wink.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:23 PM
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Shall we move it to Humor then?
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ Apr 27 2006, 8:04 PM) *
Yeah word smoogrish. The outfit of the month used to be pinned...cb's ntm contest is pinned..why not this? if u idiots don't think this should be pinned, there is something wrong with you..

because that one isn't completely stupid wink.gif

QUOTE(juliar @ Apr 27 2006, 8:18 PM) *
if this is unpinned, you know that people are just going to keep bumping it up anyway. so it might as well be pinned.

Not a good theory. It's better not to clutter the pinned section. Otherwise, people fail to notice the things that are actually important.
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 09:38 PM
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I have a question, or rather a few two.

1.) Will there be spectators who will say "boo" if it sucks or praise it with an "lol/lmao/rofl/etc" if it's good?

2.) How will the winner receive the prize? I didn't read it correctly. Damn it, two doesn't really count as a few now does it?

3.) Will the cB winners battle people from other forums like you said in another thread like this one?

I hope you don't see this as me being negative. I would actually like to see the results since I usually enjoy the show on MTV.
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 09:39 PM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ Apr 26 2006, 9:27 PM) *
then sally, feel free to participate! give it a try! laugh.gif

My disses suck as much as my freestyling rolleyes.gif but they will always be better than Christines.
 
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post Apr 28 2006, 12:43 AM
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lol these prizes are wack.
 
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post Apr 28 2006, 08:59 AM
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QUOTE(corizzle20 @ Apr 28 2006, 12:43 AM) *
lol these prizes are wack.
just like yo mama...

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lame use of the topic, but who cares about the prizes. its for fun.
 
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post Apr 28 2006, 11:12 PM
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Damn I was kinda of hoping no one would sign up by the due date so I could win the money.
 
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post Apr 28 2006, 11:13 PM
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this is awsome, im gonna win
 
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post Apr 29 2006, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(Chii @ Apr 27 2006, 10:38 PM) *

I have a question, or rather a few two.

1.) Will there be spectators who will say "boo" if it sucks or praise it with an "lol/lmao/rofl/etc" if it's good?

2.) How will the winner receive the prize? I didn't read it correctly. Damn it, two doesn't really count as a few now does it?

3.) Will the cB winners battle people from other forums like you said in another thread like this one?

I hope you don't see this as me being negative. I would actually like to see the results since I usually enjoy the show on MTV.


sure, spectators will feel free to come in. and no, the cb winners will not battle people from other forums. maybe in the future. and lickityspit, are u gonna participate?
 
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post May 1 2006, 04:21 PM
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If there are any more judging spots, I'll be happy to judge.
 
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post May 1 2006, 05:15 PM
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3 dollars? what the...come on man.
 
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post May 1 2006, 06:15 PM
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^Sorry I can't give out more money lol..
 
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post May 1 2006, 07:33 PM
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Nevermind. I just noticed the judges' list is full.
 
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post May 2 2006, 07:02 PM
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sign me up judge.. im gonna burn the house in this..
 
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post May 2 2006, 07:04 PM
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Sign up as a judge, or sign up to compete? blink.gif I'm feeling a little drowsy today and I'm not quite understanding things.

QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Apr 29 2006, 12:12 AM) *
Damn I was kinda of hoping no one would sign up by the due date so I could win the money.


That's because KC is a lazy loserrrrrrrr. A gray loser. ohmy.gif
 
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post May 2 2006, 07:27 PM
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i want to play...


put me in
 
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post May 2 2006, 08:22 PM
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the name is ada.
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I wanna judge. _smile.gif
 
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post May 2 2006, 10:48 PM
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well.

i'm not reading this entire topic so i'm just gonna say somethin' bout yo mama.

when yo mama went to school, she sat next to EVERRRYYYYBODY!!!!!!, and she STILL wasn't as fat as yo fat DAD (thank you fresh prince of bel air laugh.gif )
 
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post May 3 2006, 05:34 PM
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Step up competitors; I want to watch how this thing works.
 
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post May 3 2006, 06:03 PM
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5 more please!! please just participate for fun..
 
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post May 3 2006, 06:58 PM
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Wow, i dont know whats going on...
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QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Apr 29 2006, 12:12 AM) *
Damn I was kinda of hoping no one would sign up by the due date so I could win the money.
Hahaha.
 
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ May 2 2006, 7:04 PM) *
Sign up as a judge, or sign up to compete? blink.gif I'm feeling a little drowsy today and I'm not quite understanding things.
That's because KC is a lazy loserrrrrrrr. A gray loser. ohmy.gif

Me a loser, pshhhhhhhhhh. Andie Im going to be real with you when I say none of these CBers are on my level, thats why I don't understand why ppl are signing up. Its just a waste because you know in your mind who really owns the "Yo Mama" title. I ain't got to brag about it cuz I am about it.

QUOTE(wayne @ May 2 2006, 7:27 PM) *
i want to play...
put me in

I want to go against you first round, black on black crime, anytime. laugh.gif
 
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post May 6 2006, 11:20 AM
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lol 3 bucks
 
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post May 7 2006, 12:16 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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i don't know if this has been mentioned already, because i haven't looked at all the other pages, but.. is this "yo mamma" comp like the yo momma show on tv? because then i think it would be cool(well ish) to submit a picture of your mom. isn't that what they do on yo momma? i've only seen it once. sorry if this sounds retarded.

that was my 2 cents :)
 
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post May 7 2006, 01:19 AM
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QUOTE(I own yourr face. @ May 2 2006, 10:48 PM) *
well.

i'm not reading this entire topic so i'm just gonna say somethin' bout yo mama.

when yo mama went to school, she sat next to EVERRRYYYYBODY!!!!!!, and she STILL wasn't as fat as yo fat DAD (thank you fresh prince of bel air laugh.gif )


lol i wanna join.

yo mama is so fat, when your family went to sea world they said. "thanks for bringing her back." ahaha

i would love to see this competition. are they going to post the conversation on this forum after they are done?

i would join but i cant come up with jokes consistently,
 
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post May 7 2006, 02:36 PM
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^so are you gonna participate or not
 
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post May 8 2006, 04:47 PM
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i wanna get in this!!!
 
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post May 10 2006, 09:22 PM
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This needs to be updated. Apparently Vash1530 wants to join.
 
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post May 10 2006, 11:23 PM
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Yo Jason you should change the number from 10 contestants to 8 so the bracket will even out nicely.
 
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post May 11 2006, 09:28 PM
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um... when does it start?
 
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post May 13 2006, 12:58 PM
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Two more people until this can start. Anyone else want to join?
 
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Hey you know what my favorite highway is?
 
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post May 13 2006, 01:00 PM
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can i join? or is it too late..
 
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post May 13 2006, 01:00 PM
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$3 laugh.gif That's whack
 
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post May 13 2006, 01:01 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ May 13 2006, 2:00 PM) *
can i join? or is it too late..

It's not too late. We actually still need to more people to join. You in?
 
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 13 2006, 1:00 PM) *
$3 laugh.gif That's whack

You can buy a gallon of gas with it.
 
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post May 14 2006, 03:34 PM
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Not quite a gallon, but almost...
 
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post May 15 2006, 05:13 PM
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Eh... I guess I might join if no one fills up the space.
 
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