If you were Jesus, ?. |
 Apr 24 2006, 05:55 PM
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If you were in Jesus' shoes, and you learned that you were to become one of the world's most popular religious icon/leader/God what would you do?
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Apr 24 2006, 05:57 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
Say screw it and go play Halo.
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Apr 24 2006, 06:00 PM
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roflroflroflrofl.
that's cool. what if you had Jesuspowers? |
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Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM
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I'd heal your leprosy, eCousin.
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Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM
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I would make all the people I hate suffer painfully - which is a lot of people. Then go
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Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
QUOTE(Herizon Action @ Apr 24 2006, 7:00 PM)  roflroflroflrofl. that's cool. what if you had Jesuspowers? I'd make Halo real. Okay not really. Parting seas is nifty though. |
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Apr 24 2006, 06:03 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
I would make the x-men real
and the bad guys too |
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Apr 24 2006, 06:04 PM
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I'd make myself happy by giving myself all the riches in the world and buying every sh*t I want. I'm also gonna make it that Bush isn't our president anymore. You know, have someone overthrow him...
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Apr 24 2006, 06:05 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
^if i were jesus i'd assassinate him myself
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Apr 24 2006, 06:06 PM
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^nooo that'd be too evil!
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Apr 24 2006, 06:07 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
It's not like I'd go to hell for it
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Apr 24 2006, 06:13 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
LMAO^^^
That's brilliant. |
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Apr 24 2006, 06:16 PM
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I would sleep -_-
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Apr 24 2006, 06:21 PM
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I'm putting this in Forum Games.
I would kill Hez because I could. |
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Apr 24 2006, 08:11 PM
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 What's my name? Janette. and ily. <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,139 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,911 |
I'd kill Jusun for making Createblog.
I'm kiddin. I'd making all bad things nonexistant. haha. |
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Apr 24 2006, 08:12 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
I would turn myself into Chuck Norris.
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Apr 24 2006, 08:34 PM
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What's my name? Janette. and ily. <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,139 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,911 |
^I really, really hope you're kidding.
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Apr 25 2006, 04:43 PM
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No Janette, you're just jealous because each of Chuck Norris's balls is progressively larger than the other.
Yeah. My friend told me that. 
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Apr 28 2006, 09:45 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
I want stupid jokes made about me!
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Apr 29 2006, 01:14 AM
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Jesus wore sandals :P
-Phil- |
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Apr 29 2006, 09:46 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
I would do all sins imaginable because I'm Jesus!
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Apr 29 2006, 10:01 AM
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I'll make Hez grow a penis because he needs it
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May 1 2006, 08:30 AM
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I wouldn't exist.
 Is that the right answer? It's right, right? 
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May 1 2006, 08:35 AM
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Why isn't this in The Lounge? It's a very Loung-y topic..
QUOTE((pshaa)shauna @ Apr 24 2006, 5:57 PM) Say screw it and go play Halo.  After I died, I'd go down to earth 2,000 years later and exclaim that I do exist so people would quit debating whether I do or not. And of course I'd tell the Catholics, just for the record, that they aren't the freaking rulers of the Christian world, so they'd better tone it down. 
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May 1 2006, 08:38 AM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE(×__Elle. @ May 1 2006, 8:35 AM) After I died, I'd go down to earth 2,000 years later and exclaim that I do exist so people would quit debating whether I do or not. And of course I'd tell the Catholics, just for the record, that they aren't the freaking rulers of the Christian world, so they'd better tone it down. That's boring. I would flash my penis at young girls on the subway. 
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May 1 2006, 08:39 AM
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× Dead as Dillinger. ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,527 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,615 |
QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ May 1 2006, 8:38 AM) That's boring. Thank you, I'm a very boring person! I would flash my penis at young girls on the subway.
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May 1 2006, 09:08 AM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE(×__Elle. @ May 1 2006, 8:39 AM) Thank you, I'm a very boring person! Oh! Pish posh! I could definitely see you as Jesus doing penis puppetry in the middle of busy city streets, or the children's section in a local library. 
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Jun 1 2006, 03:59 PM
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Hahaha, Nathaniel!
Why is this here? I think Andie's just biased and hates me. No, just kidding. And yeah, Jesus wore Sandals. Rather leather straps attached to a larger peice of leather. I would so do the Jesus thing if I were Jesus. Then I would reresurrect myself to this time period and tell everyone that the basis of christianity is a bit off and that people need to get sh*t straight. |
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Jun 1 2006, 10:16 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
id do what he did and go around telling people how to get to heaven.
but id be looking good while doing it for sure |
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Jun 1 2006, 10:25 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
If I was Jesus I would pop into peoples lives like God used to. Your like poof! Suzy!! build me an ark!! HAHAHAHHA poof! And freak people out. And like when people are like "GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME" when they get a pimple on prom day like its the worst thing in the world, I would pop in and be like "because ur vain and a little bit ugly." Poof!!
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Jun 6 2006, 06:56 AM
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i would make all the people i hate suffer really badly. those biotches.
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Jun 6 2006, 11:05 AM
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i would help everyone learn to respect each other.
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Jun 6 2006, 05:05 PM
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i'd kill all the emo and goth kids then have the girl i like be desperately in love with me too lol
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Jun 6 2006, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(Herizon Action @ Jun 1 2006, 4:59 PM) Hahaha, Nathaniel! Why is this here? I think Andie's just biased and hates me. No, just kidding. And yeah, Jesus wore Sandals. Rather leather straps attached to a larger peice of leather. I would so do the Jesus thing if I were Jesus. Then I would reresurrect myself to this time period and tell everyone that the basis of christianity is a bit off and that people need to get sh*t straight. Why on earth would anyone be biased and hate Hez? 
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Jun 9 2006, 01:59 PM
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QUOTE(fever1 @ Jun 6 2006, 12:05 PM) i would help everyone learn to respect each other. AGREE ! 
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Jun 9 2006, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE Say screw it and go play Halo .LMAO
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