pick-up lines Options

[immersion31]

say ur favorite pick up lines. mine is "do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by u again?"

[Luster Soldier]

"you must be tired, 'cause you're running through my head the whole day."

[EmeraldKnight]

haha, these are funny but they never work

hm.. nothing that i can think of off the top of my head though.. oh, found some in my quotes collection:

322. If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" Or "U" to get "HURT"
But I’d rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U"

298. Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?- Anonymous

[*CEP*]

" You look like my second wife. "
" How many wives have you had? "
" One. "

and

" Can I have a band-aid? "
" Why?"
" Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. "

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[shawty_redd]

" Can I have a band-aid? "
" Why?"
" Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. "

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

i have heard that one many times....sadly i have no pick up lines...

[faithin_felix]

" You look like my second wife. "
" How many wives have you had? "
" One. "

and

" Can I have a band-aid? "
" Why?"
" Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. "

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

awww, that is so cute.

[*NatiMarie*]

Here are some that a friend gave me (He got it from a book, he's such a guy...some are nasty...sorry, but they're just so funny)
1) The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word.
2) Hi, My name is Milk and I want to do your body good.
3) Did you know the human body is 80% water. Man, am I thirsty.
4) I've got cable.
5) Are you legal?
6) My name is right. Mr. Right.

Well, that's all for now folks.

[x_perplexity]

haha. those were good ones.! umm...some i've heard from guys:

"Can i borrow a quarter?"
"why?"
"Because i told my mother i'd call her the second i meet the girl im going to marry"

" is your father a thief? becuase he must have taken all the stars and put them in your eyes."

and the ever so popular...

"Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart."

[tinababy143]

i dont have any favorites..i think all pick-up lines are lame...

did you wash your pants in windex??
no, why
cos i can see myself in them....


is your father a baker??
no why
cos you've got a nice set of buns


i lost my number, can i have yours??


i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me 2nite??


wanna go out for pizza and sex??
no
why you dont like pizza??


yeah..theres tons more..i however think they are lame

[LiNHy POO]

i think pick-up lines are cute... but meant for desprete guys my ex told me sum of these...

Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!

I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.

Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.

^^ those are my favorites! but i like the 3rd one the best!

[IBathedinAcid]

Has anyone ever called you the sun? Cuz you sure light up my life...


* slaps knee*

da da ching.

[mai_z]

If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world

aww that's so sweet..... pickup lines are cheesy but they make fun icebreakers lolz

[immersion31]

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.


Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

[flyin_HAWAiiAN]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a surgeon? 'Cause you've just took my heart away!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


these are so lame

[dani41790]

lol some of these pick up lines r funni

[rOckThISshYt]

i don't use pick-up lines. i'm so good all i need is some pick-up sticks. har har.

[BoogythatBe]

These are a few a homeboy of mine told me. Gotta love homeboys. *lol*

* How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side up, scrambled or fertilized?
* If I worked for U.P.S. would you let me handle your package?
* Are you a parking ticket, because you have "FINE" written all over you.
* Excuse me, is your daddy a terrorist? Just wondering, because you are the bomb girl!

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

lols i don`t have any pick up lines. but the comments are funny to read, i learned alot lols<3

[belg]

yeah.. they really are fun to read... here's one i heard from my friends..

"u look familiar. i just saw you last night."
-"where?"
"in my dream.."

cheesy.. i know... hahahhaha

[frozeniferno]

is your father a terrorist, cuz baby, ur the bomb..!
wanna play pearl harbor? its a game where i sit back and you blow the heck out of me. :)

the second one is kinda off, lol, but its a pick up line nevertheless.

[ITSBONKERS]

heh. pickup lines always make me laugh.
i don't know exactly how this one goes, but it's something like it.
boy: "let me see the tag on your shirt.
exactly as i thought, made in heaven."

[..:loveee.NuTTii]

"I'm lost, can you take me home with you?"
My friend wore a shirt with that written on the front for the first day of school.

[pandamonium]

If you were a boogey i'd pick you.

my love for you is like diarreah, i cant hold it in.

AHHA YOURS A FREAKING HILAROUS.

i think pick-up lines are cute... but meant for desprete guys  my ex told me sum of these...

Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!

I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.

Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.

^^ those are my favorites! but i like the 3rd one the best! 

[cHuNsAbAbIe012]

all the ones i know have already been said.

[Paradox of Life]

If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.

That's Billy Martin's pickup line. He's awesome :3

[jue]

im not sure; i dont think i haeva pick up line

[syaoronsangel]

My favorite is:

I'm a fermata, hold me.

Of course you wouldn't understand it if you aren't in band or chorus lol

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

I like the one that said "just as i thought made in heaven"

[YourSuperior]

Are you a movie star? I sure would like to see you on my television screen.

[sikdragon]

these are some funny ones i've heard.


my love for you is like diarhea i just cant hold it in.

hey hey hey, is that mirror in your pocket?
why?
cuz i can see myself in your pants.

STOP DROP AND ROLL, cuz baby you're on fire.

If you were the new hamburger at mcdonalds you'd be called the mcgorgeous

you must be jamaican?
cuz ja makin me crazy

if i said you had a great body, would you.... take off your pants and dance around

i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer.

your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet.

if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

i dont have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out?

you're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.

i like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt.

i bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms

your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice, i wish i was cross eyed girl, so i could see you twice

baby, you smell like fritos, that's why im givin you this hungry stare

has anyone ever told you, you've got yugoslavian hands?

i hope im not being forward, do you mind if i chew on your butt?

my lips are registered weapons, can i invade your personal space?

how'd you get through security?
cuz baby you're the bomb.

anti-pick-up lines:
you're absolutely perfect, dont speak now, you might spoil it

you must've fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.

[rOckThISshYt]

these are some funny ones i've heard.
my love for you is like diarhea i just cant hold it in.

hey hey hey, is that mirror in your pocket?
why?
cuz i can see myself in your pants.

STOP DROP AND ROLL, cuz baby you're on fire.

If you were the new hamburger at mcdonalds you'd be called the mcgorgeous

you must be jamaican?
cuz ja makin me crazy

if i said you had a great body, would you....  take off your pants and dance around

i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer.

your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet.

if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

i dont have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out?

you're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.

i like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt.

i bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms

your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice, i wish i was cross eyed girl, so i could see you twice

baby, you smell like fritos, that's why im givin you this hungry stare

has anyone ever told you, you've got yugoslavian hands?

i hope im not being forward, do you mind if i chew on your butt?

my lips are registered weapons, can i invade your personal space?

how'd you get through security?
cuz baby you're the bomb.

anti-pick-up lines:
you're absolutely perfect, dont speak now, you might spoil it

you must've fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.

*laugh my ass off!!* That shit was good!

[cupidpearl]

you look innocent. :)

[Trolling]

Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If train A is going 95 mph, and Train B is going 85 mph, how long will it take for you to go out with me?

This post has been edited by hosing: May 16 2005, 02:13 PM

[Animeloverhk93]

"Love is not an emotion its a desicion" True!
"You are only young once but you can be imature every day" Somthing like that but its true!

I KNOW i have more its just i can't remeber some

[MzShortieAlli]

-Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
-My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
-Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!?
-I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...
-The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
-I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
-Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
-Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
-Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
-Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out?
-Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
-It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
-I can read palms. (write your # on their hand) OOh it says your gonna call me soon!
-Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
-Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?"
A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd.
-He: Your body is like a temple...
She: Sorry, there are no services today.
-Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
-He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
-Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then!
- He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
-

[rOckThISshYt]

-Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
-My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
-Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!?
-I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...
-The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
-I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
-Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
-Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
-Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
-Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out?
-Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
-It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
-I can read palms. (write your # on their hand) OOh it says your gonna call me soon!
-Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
-Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?"
A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd.
-He: Your body is like a temple...
She: Sorry, there are no services today.
-Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
-He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
-Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then!
- He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
-

lol. Those are good.