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post Apr 16 2006, 08:47 PM
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yes I am very bored. who wants to have a e-yo mama battle? Im calling out KC..let's go dude...I don't wanna hurt your feelings like robert though ohmy.gif
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:50 PM
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Lol that sounds so stupid but so fun.

Unfortunately, I don't know any good yo momma jokes. =/
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:51 PM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Apr 16 2006, 9:50 PM) *
Yo mama's sooooo fat, that when she jump fo joy... SHE GOT STUCK.


LMAO YOU TOOK THE ONE I WAS GOING TO USE!
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:51 PM
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YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE CONVERTED TO ISLAM CUZ SHE DONT WANNA SHOW HER ENTIRE FACE IN THE PUBLIC
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, when she was wearing a yellow jacket, I thought she was a taxi.









mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM
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To anyone -

Yo momma's so fat she's got her own gravitational force.
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM
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Damn eddie your mama so nasty when I asked her, "what's for dinner" she opened her legs and said crabs..

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM
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OH OH OH OH!

YOU GUYS TALKIN ABOUT MAMAS?!?!?

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE MOTHERS! YALL GOT TWO DADS WITH HOLES IN THE WALL!
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE(No Fear @ Apr 16 2006, 9:53 PM) *
OH OH OH OH!

YOU GUYS TALKIN ABOUT MAMAS?!?!?

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE MOTHERS! YALL GOT TWO DADS WITH HOLES IN THE WALL!


your mama's so stupid she thought jersey city was related to a throwback
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:56 PM
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Yo mama so fat she's fat. mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 08:56 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she could be the 8th continent!!
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 09:01 PM
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aight everyone listen up..I have a new idea

createblog will host an offical yo mama contest!! (this thread dosen't count). I will be the host and I'm looking forward for some nice delivery, punches, and sting. (know what I mean?). So any 5 that are willing to participate, let me know. Out of those 5 people, there will be a "Free For All". So you can diss anyone besides yourself (duh) out of the people. Then out of those 5, I will pick the 2 best people and they will face off to a 1 on 1. I will explain the rules further if I have to. Then the winner will.......................face off to the winner of other forums. (I go to other forums besides cB just in case u didnt know)....so wanna represent createBlog to the max? participate!

The person that represents cB will head on to verse either the champion from INSTYLESHOES forum, HOLLAFRONT forum, or SHADYBLOCK forum. Either one of them are possible. DONT SLEEP!
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 09:01 PM
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Yer momma's so fat that I saw her on channel 7, then flipped to channel 25 and could still see her ass sticking out.
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 09:02 PM
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yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE(marzipan @ Apr 16 2006, 10:02 PM) *
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!


That's an old common one! _dry.gif
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 09:04 PM
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yo' mammas soooo fat......

























she died
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE(Rubay @ Apr 16 2006, 9:04 PM) *
That's an old common one! _dry.gif


so? this is a yo mamma thread, so i just posted one.
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 09:05 PM
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ROFLROFL

your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ Apr 16 2006, 9:01 PM) *
aight everyone listen up..I have a new idea

createblog will host an offical yo mama contest!! (this thread dosen't count). I will be the host and I'm looking forward for some nice delivery, punches, and sting. (know what I mean?). So any 5 that are willing to participate, let me know. Out of those 5 people, there will be a "Free For All". So you can diss anyone besides yourself (duh) out of the people. Then out of those 5, I will pick the 2 best people and they will face off to a 1 on 1. I will explain the rules further if I have to. Then the winner will.......................face off to the winner of other forums. (I go to other forums besides cB just in case u didnt know)....so wanna represent createBlog to the max? participate!

The person that represents cB will head on to verse either the champion from INSTYLESHOES forum, HOLLAFRONT forum, or SHADYBLOCK forum. Either one of them are possible. DONT SLEEP!
hmm...where have i heard of this before?
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 10:12 PM
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YO MAMA`S SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE WEIGHT SCALE IT TURNED INTO A SIDEWAYS 8. that means infinity btw. ^^
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 11:24 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly, well. Look at you !


OOOOOH.
 
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post Apr 17 2006, 03:40 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly, well. Look at you !
OOOOOH.


haha biter. laugh.gif

To Bella:

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. biggrin.gif
 
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post Apr 17 2006, 09:19 PM
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why dont we just post the yo momma shows? thats what this is going to end up being.
 
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post Apr 17 2006, 09:24 PM
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yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and...............................

































it died
 
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post Apr 17 2006, 10:41 PM
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Ahaha Evan, you're funny (:

Pshh, Jason. Ahah I aint no biter ! I just .... borrowed it.
& Your "joke" is sooo old . Might as well have said i started at an orange juice box for 20 minute cos it said concentrate.



Your mommas so fat ...



she has kankles. Lol Jk. So fat ...




er ... Yeah
 
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post Apr 17 2006, 10:58 PM
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Yo mama is so stupid omg wait, yo mama is so fat ....... sad.gif
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 03:40 AM
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yo mama's so poor taht when i went to her house and rang the doorbell, she came out and said "ding dong!"

yo mama's so poor that when i went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette, she said "hey! who turned off the family heater?!!!??

OWNED
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 03:46 AM
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to corizzle20

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a strip club, people paid her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama is just like a race car, burns 50 rubbers a day.

OWNED
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 10:50 AM
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Alright, I'll give it a shot.

Yo mama is so stupid she drowned while the superbowl was doing the wave.
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 06:17 PM
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yo mama is so stupid she tried to save milk by eating cereal w/ a fork

pwwwwned
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 06:16 PM
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Yo mama so fat she tripped and fell, I was going to laugh but the ground was cracking up. rofl1.gif
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:00 PM
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:10 PM
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Yo momma's house stank soo bad its like tha twilight Zone...cuz it smells like Do do do do do do...(tha twilight zone theme song, if u didnt kno).
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:14 PM
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Yo momma so fat, her nipples hit her teeth everytime she sneezes.
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:18 PM
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Yo mama's so masculine, that her husband was gay.

Haha, if you think about it, technically it makes sense.
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:40 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy spilled out.
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:45 PM
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Yo mama so dumb when it was halloween I asked her what she was going to be and she said the Trick and the Treat.
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:49 PM
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yo momma so fat she had to use map quest to find her neck.
 
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post Apr 23 2006, 10:30 PM
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yo mama so black she's my shadow
 
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post Apr 23 2006, 10:48 PM
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yo mama so ugly...she had to trick-or-treat over the phone
 
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post Apr 23 2006, 11:33 PM
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yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn!
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 12:39 AM
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your mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY."
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(jEllyBeaNs @ Apr 24 2006, 12:33 AM) *
yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn!


your mama's like a public bus, it's only a dollar for a ride bitch!! laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 06:14 PM
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Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes.
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 24 2006, 7:14 PM) *
Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes.


Well yo mama is like a domino's customer, I deliver the good beef right to her door!!
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 09:31 PM
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Have you heard of the old lady that lived in the shoe?
Well Yo Momma soo poor she lived in a flipflop.
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 09:32 PM
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Yo momma's so stupid, I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave!
 
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post Apr 25 2006, 02:36 AM
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yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attetion.
 
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post Apr 25 2006, 06:33 PM
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
 
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post Apr 25 2006, 06:35 PM
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Yo mama so fat... shifty.gif she just a fat ass
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 07:09 PM
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yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 08:16 PM
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yo moma was the only one who survived chuck norris' roundhouse kick to the belly. happy.gif I know say it... lame thumbdown.gif

I don't know... i've been hearing a lot of chuck norris facts lately. laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 26 2006, 08:31 PM
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yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

yo mama so fat that she stepped on the scale and saw her phone number!

they're old, i know..
 
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post Apr 28 2006, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ Apr 23 2006, 10:30 PM) *
yo mama so black she's my shadow


well ....Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
 
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post Jun 17 2006, 09:32 AM
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yo mama so fat that when we said "kool-aid"she came crashing throught the windows!
ooooo yeah!
 
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post Jun 17 2006, 11:02 PM
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yo mama is so stupid.
she put a quarter in the parking
meter and waited for the gumball to
come out. happy.gif
 
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post Jun 27 2006, 05:17 PM
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Yo momma's so fat that she had to be baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat that she sunk in the Dead Sea.
 
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post Jun 27 2006, 08:40 PM
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yo mamma's so fat, when god said "Let there be light!", yo mamma had to get out da way.
 
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post Jun 29 2006, 02:09 AM
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You mama was so dumb she doesnt know what dumb is.

Yea i know.
Its lame. haha
cant think of anything else. XD.gif
 
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post Jun 30 2006, 10:14 PM
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Your Mamma is sooo lame .....she can`t even hold up on my comment .
 
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post Jul 1 2006, 11:06 AM
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Yo mama's so old, she saw Passion of the Christ live.
 
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post Jul 4 2006, 01:24 PM
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Yo momma so fat, when she hauled ass- she had to make TWO trips! laugh.gif
 
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