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 Apr 15 2006, 09:18 PM
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A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn't such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, "Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough"
So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, "Look, you're a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something." So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one. So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says "Free chips and dip" A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, "This tastes like sh*t." And the salesman replied, "It is. Wanna buy a toothbrush? |
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Apr 16 2006, 07:56 PM
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 Dragon Ball Z ya! :D Group: Member Posts: 158 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,803 |
wow. that would really, really make me angry. lol
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Apr 18 2006, 07:50 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
Ew. If I ate that so called " free chips & dip " . I would sue that guy .
Nice joke. But . Not so funny. |
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Apr 20 2006, 11:46 PM
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It's not meant to funny.
Anyways, clever indeed, haha. |
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