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hard riddle
learninghowtofal...
post Apr 14 2006, 12:17 AM
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does anyone know the answer to this? it's really hard to figure out.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
 
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add1cted2f1re
post Apr 14 2006, 01:17 AM
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pm me the answer, b/c if i dont have it, this will bother me forever
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE(add1cted2f1re @ Apr 13 2006, 11:17 PM) *
pm me the answer, b/c if i dont have it, this will bother me forever


I dont know the answer either.
and it's really bothering me.
I just wanted to see if anyone knew what the answer is.
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:26 PM
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I tried so hard to figure out what it was, and still I got nothing. I want to know the answer. mad.gif
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:28 PM
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i saw that on myspace.
i tried googling it but i couldnt get the answer. if you get the answer, pm it to me please?
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:34 PM
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I bet the answer's something really simple that's so obvious that everyone overlooks.
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:37 PM
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At first I thought it was water/oil. But then the part where it said it makes celebs look like normal people didn't make sense.
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:42 PM
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I think this is like the other one.
the one that goes: what's greater than god, more evil than the devil, if you eat it you'll die, etc. and the answer to that one is "nothing".

i think the answer to this one is something similar to that.
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:45 PM
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im curious now. i've been trying to figure out the answer for 10 minutes
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:46 PM
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where did u find this? it could be something someone made up just to be an ass and it has no answer
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:47 PM
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I have no idea. Geez, who comes up with these things?! Grrr.

P.S. Isn't it "champagne"?
 
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hmmm, heat/temperature?





..no
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(salcha @ Apr 14 2006, 3:45 PM) *
im curious now. i've been trying to figure out the answer for 10 minutes

i saw it on myspace in a bulletin.
 
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post Apr 14 2006, 06:12 PM
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hmm.. maybe it's just like that "find the error" bulletin on myspace where there's no answer. goshh.. people have too much time on their hands _dry.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears all disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 09:09 PM
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^ is this saying the amswer is time?
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 09:14 PM
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pressure!

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.
Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.
Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.
Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...!
Celebrities usually crack under pressure.
Many normal people will shine under pressure.
Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.
Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.
If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.
If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.

pretty easy less than a minute happy.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 09:16 PM
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did you figure that out on your own?

that was an interesting riddle
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 09:17 PM
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QUOTE(one_and_only @ Apr 27 2006, 10:16 PM) *
did you figure that out on your own?

that was an interesting riddle


i knew cuz of the champagne part
 
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post Apr 27 2006, 09:19 PM
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Ooooh, nice one!
 
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post Apr 28 2006, 11:41 AM
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So, you're the one that submitted that exact word-for-word explanation to yahoo! answers? :)
 
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post Apr 28 2006, 04:26 PM
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the pressure one is good...but i dunno...i was think like heat or the sun? i dunno though.
 
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post May 2 2006, 03:13 PM
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What the fack.
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I gave up on it and decided for myself that the answer is "No".

'Cause it asked, "Can you guess the riddle?"
When really, you're supposed to be guessing for the answer.

Well, can you guess the riddle? No.

That's just my opinion, but don't take my word for it. _smile.gif
 
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post May 2 2006, 03:15 PM
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The answer is nothing.
 
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post May 2 2006, 04:01 PM
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QUOTE(o0olaalaa @ Apr 27 2006, 9:14 PM) *
pressure!

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.
Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.
Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.
Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...!
Celebrities usually crack under pressure.
Many normal people will shine under pressure.
Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.
Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.
If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.
If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.

pretty easy less than a minute happy.gif


Yeah 'cause you got the answer here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=1006041705969
 
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post May 2 2006, 04:16 PM
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Polar bears are not, in fact, white because of the "pressure at the poles". Polar bear has blubber under its skin to keep it warm, the color of the fur has nothing to do with the "pressure". The fur on a Polar Bear is actually colorless - the hairs are hollow, and sunlight goes through them to heat their skin (which is black, by the way).
 
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post May 2 2006, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ May 2 2006, 5:01 PM) *
Yeah 'cause you got the answer here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=1006041705969


laugh.gif u got caught red handed
 

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