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post May 16 2004, 08:36 PM
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How do you spell ritalin?
 
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post May 16 2004, 09:01 PM
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dsafdsfa

what do the numbers mean?

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7734209


hint: sorry no hints
real hint: type in caculator and turn numbers upside down

::jerry::
 
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post May 16 2004, 09:06 PM
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why did the chicken cross the road? wacko.gif

**i still dont get it**
 
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post May 16 2004, 10:18 PM
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can you guess what my name is
 
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maybe


do you know why im chinese?
 
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post May 16 2004, 11:18 PM
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because i say you are


do you know why you love me?
 
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because i have yellow fever

do you know why im typing out this?
 
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post May 16 2004, 11:35 PM
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Because you're bored, and you can't exactly record voice messages here, at least not to my knowledge

Do you know why I joined today?
 
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post May 16 2004, 11:37 PM
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because you're a slacker and a procrastinater and joined today instead of yesterday. mad.gif slacker. haha


do you know why i think you're weird?
 
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post May 16 2004, 11:39 PM
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because I am weird

Now tell me the real reason you think I'm weird?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:06 AM
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because i just think you are

Why do I love snoopy?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:08 AM
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because snoopy's cool

Why do i not have a signature yet?
 
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because snoopy is my boyfriend and you love taking other people's things mad.gif


why do you steal people's boyfriends?
edit whoa sorry.. me + emeraldknight posted at the same time.
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:09 AM
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because you're too lazy
EDIT// for melissa: because I'm a confusing person

why do i have a signature?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:11 AM
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cause you can't go to sleep

why do i like girls?

::jerry::
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:14 AM
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because they're cool and snoopy loves them too

=)

Why do I like Nachos?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:15 AM
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because nachos are yummy

Is everyone here also suffering from insomnia?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:16 AM
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Day-time insomiac, yes.

Why do I have to type to form these letters?
 
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edit
cause the computer god told you to.

why do i go on the internet so damn much?

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post May 17 2004, 12:17 AM
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EDIT// for lil boi: because you can go on internet


Why am I a girl?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:18 AM
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cause it's worse to be a male.

why do you guys type so fast?

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post May 17 2004, 12:19 AM
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because i just can =p

why is everyone posting in this thread?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:20 AM
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cause we fell like it

how come im posting so much in this topic?

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post May 17 2004, 12:22 AM
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i'd tell you if i could read your mind (that'd be scary, lol)

why can't ppl read minds?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:23 AM
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some can

do you think this is funny?

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post May 17 2004, 12:25 AM
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kinda

how many posts is too much in one day?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:28 AM
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i got 16 per day right now

how much candy can you eat in one day?

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post May 17 2004, 12:29 AM
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Why is water watery?
 
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Edit: for lil boy: Too much, far too much
For natimarie: so we can drink it =p
How candy DO you eat in one day?
 
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post May 17 2004, 12:33 AM
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yup. i'm turning from this topic cause i posted to much. might as well chat happy.gif

::jerry::
 
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post May 17 2004, 06:45 PM
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so how long have you been asian?
 
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post May 17 2004, 06:50 PM
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It's been a good 1,245,385 days. thumbsup.gif

WHY DOES THAT WALL KEEP STARING AT ME?!
 
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post May 17 2004, 06:52 PM
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because the wall likes you, it has good taste, lol

Where did you get the 1,245,385 days?
 
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post May 17 2004, 06:53 PM
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because its eyes need some sun

Why is my leg itching?
 
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post May 17 2004, 06:56 PM
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bugs are eating you!!!

whose breathing in the AC?
 
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post May 17 2004, 06:57 PM
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I am, dude, i need to eat tacos

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post May 17 2004, 07:15 PM
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it's up my @$$, whatchyagunnadoaboutit?

why can't you see me?
 
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post May 17 2004, 07:17 PM
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cuz you're not visiblelized lol

Why are these questions so random?
 
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post May 17 2004, 07:18 PM
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Because you're blending with the plant, silly!

Why are fingers called fingers and not merps?
 
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because merps taste like chicken (*cough* I'm weird)

Why am I still single?
 
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post May 17 2004, 07:20 PM
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Edit: because you like being single

Why are you reading this?
 
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post May 17 2004, 07:22 PM
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Why is red that color?
 
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post May 17 2004, 07:23 PM
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because ppl like the color red, well unless you're a bull

Why do bulls hate red?
 
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cause it's color blind and red is the only color he can see

why does red bull give you wings?

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post May 17 2004, 07:34 PM
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so that you can fly

Where can I learn to fly?
 
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at the air force

how do you eat food?

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post May 18 2004, 01:28 AM
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you put it in your mouth and chew

how do you forget how to breathe?
 
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post May 18 2004, 01:32 AM
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You get really mad.

Do you know why someone would get that mad?
 
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post May 18 2004, 01:40 AM
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because someone else is very skilled at making them mad

now tell me why the earth is round
 
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post May 18 2004, 02:03 AM
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I guess it has to do with gravity, which is a CENTRAL FORCE.  What that means is that gravity pulls things together along a straight line, and the more massive one of the things is, the stronger it pulls.  When the earth was forming, it was basically a big ball of dust left over from an exploded sun (a supernova).  Gravity caused a lot of the matter to condense into a big fiery ball (our sun), but some of the dust was far enough away from the Sun so that the stronger forces were between planetary dust particles and not the sun.  SO, they swirled together into a ball.
- Robert Topper

What is your favorite sphere-shaped thing found in our modern world?
 
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post May 18 2004, 03:22 PM
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a ball

do shiny and colorful objects amuse you?
 
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post May 18 2004, 04:44 PM
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soo pretty! and sooo much fun!

why do twins look alike?
 
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post May 18 2004, 05:03 PM
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to confuse other ppl

Why can't it snow more?
 
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post May 18 2004, 05:05 PM
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Because snow hates you.

Is Iceland cold?
 
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post May 18 2004, 05:12 PM
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No, its icy

Is the sun hot?
 
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post May 18 2004, 05:16 PM
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no its freezing.



why don't you like me? cry.gif
 
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post May 18 2004, 05:18 PM
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who says that i dont?

Why cant school be out earlier?
 
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because the principal and the teachers hate you

why is william hung famous?
 
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post May 18 2004, 06:32 PM
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because people find pleasure in laughing at other people. and because they're easily amused

Why won't you do my history essay for me?
 
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post May 18 2004, 06:34 PM
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because you never asked

Why is everyone here (excluding me) so pretty and photogenic?
 
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post May 18 2004, 06:41 PM
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they were just born that way

why i are gas prices to high?
 
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post May 18 2004, 07:04 PM
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because they have nothing better to do

does any of these answers actually make sense?
 
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post May 18 2004, 07:06 PM
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yes, your face! tongue.gif

are you hairy?
 
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that depends on your definition of hairy, i'd prefer to think not

why are ppl fascinated with fire?
 
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post May 18 2004, 07:27 PM
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its very bright.

why do i have hair in my head
 
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i don't know!! it's supposed to grow on your butt, but i guess you're weird!!!



why was i born with 10 fingers?
 
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post May 19 2004, 12:18 AM
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because 9 or 11 would just be freaky

Why do some ppl have such piercingly bright eyes?
 
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they don't. it was your eyes

why is math so hard?

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cause it contains numbers...

do u get this game?
 
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post May 19 2004, 12:32 AM
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not at all

why do you play this game?
 
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cause i feel like it.

why do i go to the bathroom?

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post May 19 2004, 01:30 AM
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because you had to

Why cant we see more colors?
 
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cause we all color blind

why don't iraq make peace?

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because you havent asked them to

am i too obsessed with this game?
 
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They lost the instruction manual.

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

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no

what time is it?

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its time for me to answer this question

how many more questions are there?
 
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post May 19 2004, 05:13 PM
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infinty!! goes on and on...

why is your mouth wet?
 
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because i just drank some water....

....how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop??
 
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381274890123749081273409812734809123471723897481972348712389047239804745

wtf?
 
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don't know dude. dont ask dude. yeah dude.


why do armpits grow hair? pinch.gif
 
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cos you smell so bad that your hair is running away from your body..

why is the sky blue??
 
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because the tress took green and the cement took gray and the dirt took brown

why is the t.v on?
 
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i juss turned it on for you!

why do you eat?
 
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because food is tasty

why is duct tape so fascinating?
 
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Because I strangle myself with it.
Why do speakers not speak?
 
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because i duct taped their mouths shut

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
 
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Larry

Wheres Waldo?
 
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In the gutter.

How come horse-fly's are mean?
 
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because I'm one of them and I'm just a big meano

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cause right now, your mad.

am i cute? huh.gif

::jerry::
 
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sure! why is the sky blue?
 
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because blue's a pretty cool color

Why isnt everything blue?
 
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Because then earth's name would be changed to "land of the smurfs" and then we'd have to rename all of the other planets, not to mention the sun, and it would just get insane thinking up all those new names to call things. We'd end up just calling things just plain "blue" and then people would say "Hey, there, blue-boy!!! Have you been to that new blue restaurant? It's called "blue"! It tasted quite good!"

Erm...sorry. _dry.gif ermm.gif


Does anyone else see those floating purple elephants? blink.gif
 
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LOL that's an awesome response laugh.gif

No, but I see floating blue elephants _smile.gif

Why do I see strange things?
 
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Because you have seen my grandma and she's really strange...(she's a meano...so yeah)

Why do I step on people's feet?
 
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Because its fun

Why am I so short?
 
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Because you need something called IhavereallybigfeetthatneedtobecutoffbecauseIkeepsteppingonotherpeoplesfeetandits
urtfulandmeantosteponotherpeoplesfeetsoIneedtogetthemcutoff surgery.

It's quite painful...and you can't walk for awhile...erm...well....ever again. stubborn.gif I actually don't suggest it. _unsure.gif



Ermm that was for natimarie's question.

For emeraldknight:

because when you were born, the doctor spanked you so you would breathe, but it jiggled around some nerves in your brain or something, and it was the part that made you grow. So you're short. Sorry, man. That's the way the ball rolls. shifty.gif


Why is that strange man looking in my window? _unsure.gif wacko.gif cry.gif
 
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because he's a spy for some covert operation funded by some renegade country and he's trying to figure out the best way to kidnap you laugh.gif

Why is Garfield so funny?
 

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