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church joke...
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post May 16 2004, 06:54 PM
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yea um.. this ones called MARK 17

a minister told his congregation, "nxt week, i plan to preach about the sin of lying to help u understand my sermon, i want u all to read mark 17." the following sunday, as he was prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. he wanted to knoe how many people had read mark 17. every hand went up. the minister smiled, and said, "mark only has 16 chapters. i will now proceed to preach on the sin of lying..."

heh. a good lesson ey? ;]
 
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post May 16 2004, 06:59 PM
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lol good one
 
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post May 17 2004, 07:23 PM
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hahaha good one, the minister is so smart. is it a true joke?
 
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post May 17 2004, 07:30 PM
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hahaha! Thats a good one.

Smart preacher.
 
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post May 17 2004, 08:27 PM
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I do that to my friends sometimes when they just copy me. shifty.gif
 
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post May 17 2004, 10:46 PM
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oo another church joke....[actually a religion joke]

there was this christian and an atheist... the atheist was trying to disprove christianity. so he asked the christian, "ive got 3 questions. have u ever seen God?" the christian said no. "have u ever touched God?" "no" "have u ever heard God talk to u?" "no..." the atheist smugly said,"so how do u knoe theres a God?" the christian thought about it, and said "well, do u have a brain?" the atheist said, "of course i do!" the christian said, "have u ever seen it? " "no..." "have u ever touched it?" "no..." "have u ever heard it talk to u?" "no..." "o, so how do u knoe u have a brain?"

haha biggrin.gif
 
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post May 18 2004, 12:37 PM
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QUOTE(juliar @ May 17 2004, 9:27 PM)
I do that to my friends sometimes when they just copy me. shifty.gif

Same here.

But then they go "Huh? I don't get it."

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post May 19 2004, 08:40 AM
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...very funny
 
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post May 19 2004, 09:14 PM
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QUOTE(IIO__oII @ May 17 2004, 10:46 PM)
oo another church joke....[actually a religion joke]

there was this christian and an atheist... the atheist was trying to disprove christianity. so he asked the christian, "ive got 3 questions. have u ever seen God?" the christian said no. "have u ever touched God?" "no" "have u ever heard God talk to u?" "no..." the atheist smugly said,"so how do u knoe theres a God?" the christian thought about it, and said "well, do u have a brain?" the atheist said, "of course i do!" the christian said, "have u ever seen it? " "no..." "have u ever touched it?" "no..." "have u ever heard it talk to u?" "no..." "o, so how do u knoe u have a brain?"

haha biggrin.gif

hahaha, poor guy. got burned by the christian.
 
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post May 25 2004, 02:23 PM
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ahhahaha, funny
 
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post May 25 2004, 02:26 PM
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haha lmao thas funni
 
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post Mar 16 2005, 07:13 PM
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ahah thats a really good one
 
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post Mar 16 2005, 07:29 PM
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haha our minister should do that...haha
 
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post Mar 19 2005, 06:40 PM
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haha. smart minister. our teachers should do that since our pastors dont make us read anything in the bible.
 
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haha. i can never seem to find the chapters in the bible when the preacher asks us to.. hm.
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 05:08 PM
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thats smart, i need to try that with one of my bible study groups
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 05:16 PM
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yep good lesson.
 
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haha i like this one.
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:08 AM
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i know this joke already. but it still makes me laugh. yeah, the minister is smart! haha! biggrin.gif
 
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hahah..good one
 
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lol hey, i didnt know that hahaha
 
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laugh.gif I like both the jokes! lol
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 04:12 AM
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Hehe, I didn't know that preachers asked you to read things in the Bible. Both jokes were funny. happy.gif
 
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hahahaha niiice one.
 
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i thought mark 17 sounded akward.
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 07:06 PM
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HAHA .. I get it. It made me chuckle.
 
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