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 Apr 8 2006, 02:36 PM
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Two middle-eastern men named Jamil and Ali move from Yemen to the United States.
Jamil: I bet in one year I can be more American than you! Ali: Ok. I'll take that bet. *one year passes* Jamil: Ok. I have a job at Smith's Law Firm, a lovely white wife, two children, an SUV, and a house in the suburbs! How can you possibly be more American than me! Ali: F*ck you towelhead! Jamil: Ahh crap! You win. |
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Apr 14 2006, 07:17 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
I didn't find that very amusing, but I smiled.
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Apr 14 2006, 09:05 PM
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 i think you're stupid. Group: Member Posts: 608 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 388,203 |
eh...i didn't think that was very funny...it was actually pretty rude
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Apr 14 2006, 09:07 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
that was rude
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Apr 14 2006, 11:45 PM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
thats both racist and unfunny
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Apr 15 2006, 10:42 AM
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 Dragon Ball Z ya! :D Group: Member Posts: 158 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,803 |
people need to lighten up, christ.
and i found it funny enough to smile. ^_^ |
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Apr 18 2006, 11:44 PM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
i thought it was funny.
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Apr 19 2006, 09:34 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
That was pretty rude.
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May 5 2006, 01:21 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I'm apathetic towards the whole thing..
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May 7 2006, 12:44 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
so he was more american by making fun of people? lol lame.
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May 7 2006, 12:52 PM
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 i caught you a delicious bass. Group: Member Posts: 213 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,342 |
Thats not funny at all. And how could his new american white wife have 2 children in one year? Nice try, amigo.
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May 7 2006, 02:59 PM
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I think the joke and the point of humor went over a lot of people's heads.
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