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15 ways to annoy people
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post May 16 2004, 11:58 AM
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.

2. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to "keep them tuned up."

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

8. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy."

9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

12. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

13. Sing along at the opera.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

15. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles
 
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post May 16 2004, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58 AM)
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.

Lmao, ouch, that has to be the most annoying one. laugh.gif
 
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oh man im gonna do number one soon :whistles:
 
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I'm going to do #3 at school.

xDD
 
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Me and my friends mess around at work and ask people if their order is gonna be for here or to go when we are working drive thru biggrin.gif

We also say "Welcome to KFC, this is Payton Manning, how can I help"
 
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QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58 AM)
4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."

i am going to try this one. and say it like a zillion times to the guy.
 
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::eats mints:: yawn.gif
yum. a mouthfull.

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10. Staple papers in the middle of the page

haha i just found that one funny =]
 
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QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58 AM)
11. Honk and wave to strangers.

i do that.! but i dont honk at them...i just wave...and when they wave back at me i have a bewildered look on my face.. whistling.gif
 
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haha, those are pretty damn annoying
 
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QUOTE(x_perplexity @ May 16 2004, 8:03 PM)
i do that.! but i dont honk at them...i just wave...and when they wave back at me i have a bewildered look on my face.. whistling.gif

Exactly what I do.
 
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haha roflmao
 
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rofls! haha not that i would be evil enough to do those things to anyone 0;x
 
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lol...those are really funny! laugh.gif
 
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biggrin.gif most of these are funny.... buh some a jus weird huh.gif
 
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10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

hehe. i do this
 
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YEAH IVE SEEN THESE B4 BUT EVERYTIME I SEE UM I JUST CRACK UP..LOL..IMMA HAVE TO DO THESE ONE DAI..FURE REAL...LOL
 
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hahaha lmao i should try that some time
 
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hahaa, thats some funny stuff
 
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3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

i alway do that... dad starts to get really pissed @ me laugh.gif
but its all good tho
 
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haha those are funnie..i've read them a couple times before tho
 
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shifty.gif these are really funny _smile.gif
 
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omg can't stop laughing!
 
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those are AWESOME..
i should try them all. lmao
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QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58 AM)
10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

hey i do THAT!!!!!!! so much fun laugh.gif
 
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