15 ways to annoy people Options

[DesperateXMeasur...]

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.

2. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to "keep them tuned up."

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

8. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy."

9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

12. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

13. Sing along at the opera.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

15. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles

[Luster Soldier]

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.

Lmao, ouch, that has to be the most annoying one.

[casssy]

oh man im gonna do number one soon :whistles:

[DesperateXMeasur...]

I'm going to do #3 at school.

xDD

[dukesoccer07]

Me and my friends mess around at work and ask people if their order is gonna be for here or to go when we are working drive thru

We also say "Welcome to KFC, this is Payton Manning, how can I help"

[faithin_felix]

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."

i am going to try this one. and say it like a zillion times to the guy.

[Note]

::eats mints::
yum. a mouthfull.

::jerry::

[IIO__oII]

10. Staple papers in the middle of the page

haha i just found that one funny =]

[x_perplexity]

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

i do that.! but i dont honk at them...i just wave...and when they wave back at me i have a bewildered look on my face..

[*AngelicEyz00*]

haha, those are pretty damn annoying

[juliar]

i do that.! but i dont honk at them...i just wave...and when they wave back at me i have a bewildered look on my face..

Exactly what I do.

[darkangel]

haha roflmao

[huihead]

rofls! haha not that i would be evil enough to do those things to anyone 0;x

[kirbymuixo]

lol...those are really funny!

[FlyingFries]

most of these are funny.... buh some a jus weird

[xislandxstylex]

10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

hehe. i do this

[tesoro_chica28]

YEAH IVE SEEN THESE B4 BUT EVERYTIME I SEE UM I JUST CRACK UP..LOL..IMMA HAVE TO DO THESE ONE DAI..FURE REAL...LOL

[dani41790]

hahaha lmao i should try that some time

[immersion31]

hahaa, thats some funny stuff

[fiji_kid]

3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

i alway do that... dad starts to get really pissed @ me
but its all good tho

[tinababy143]

haha those are funnie..i've read them a couple times before tho

[xBaNaNaSpLiT]

these are really funny

[mai_z]

omg can't stop laughing!

[DoOdOox3]

those are AWESOME..
i should try them all. lmao

[XxKrNqTcUiTyxX]

10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

hey i do THAT!!!!!!! so much fun

[kraziegrl]

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

HAHAHAHHAHHA i do that a lot

[177emories]

ahhs annoying stuff lol

[winsome]

#7 my stepdad does to me all the time! Funny stuff

[StarryEyedSurpri...]

i am going to try this one. and say it like a zillion times to the guy.

hahaha im goin to try that one too

[psychoticangel]

lol. i might try some of those xD

[LatinaLady]

ughi get annoyedwith most of them but mostly its this one

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

[im like hoy]

thats some funny stuff

[darkcoldplace]

hey i do THAT!!!!!!! so much fun

i also do all of those..

[islandkiss]

lol.

[conster]

lmao they're so funny ima do those one day haha

[simplysweet259]

lol thats so funny! =)

[sheddingtears]

3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

Haha, I remember getting kicked in the butt for doing that around my friends. It's more annoying if the noises were those couples make in bed. HAHA, yeah some guy in my class did that once during Silent Sustained Reading time, and everyone gave him a long stare. Hilarious.

[ichiban]

Wheeeeeee the first one xP

[Yemmerz]

I'm gonna try #1 when I go to the library and when school starts.

[shawty_redd]

funny maybe i should try some of them sometime

[rae]

I REALLY like these kind of jokes b/c their just stupid but hilarious at the same time... it makes you look like a retard.

[JlIaTMK]

15 is my type of one lol hehehehe

[roxybabe]

lol hehe those are good ones

[dopeyalan]

lmao!!!! sweet, dude, thx.

[KissMe2408]

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

hehe thought those were funny

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

12. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet

ahha ive done those.

in the mint eating scenario the people just looked at me like i was crazy and asid `have you ordered?`
[me] no
[them] please stop eating the mints
[me] but your mints are good
[them] miss you`ve been her for about 15 minutes and you havent ordered anything. please order or leave
[me] my lawyer will see to this! *runs out with a handful of mints*

in the do you hear that scenarios they look at me like im insane. to add to the effect dart your eyes around every once a while before and after you ask the question

i put the tv on purple tho, and my friends said i was stupid. then they ate my cheetos.

i blow kisses and other stuff too when the strangers wave back. especially if theyre hot. lol xD

it makes the presentation more funner if you bob your head or do something weird.


call me stupid call me retarded call me an idiot. its fun what i do so i dont care xD

[Angel_Cece]

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."
lol i'll try that!

[saysaydaplay]

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

haha imma try that

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."

hahahaha

[saysaydaplay]

ahha ive done those.

in the mint eating scenario the people just looked at me like i was crazy and asid `have you ordered?`
[me] no
[them] please stop eating the mints
[me] but your mints are good
[them] miss you`ve been her for about 15 minutes and you havent ordered anything. please order or leave
[me] my lawyer will see to this! *runs out with a handful of mints*

in the do you hear that scenarios they look at me like im insane. to add to the effect dart your eyes around every once a while before and after you ask the question

i put the tv on purple tho, and my friends said i was stupid. then they ate my cheetos.

i blow kisses and other stuff too when the strangers wave back. especially if theyre hot. lol xD

it makes the presentation more funner if you bob your head or do something weird.


call me stupid call me retarded call me an idiot. its fun what i do so i dont care xD

LMAO

[loljuliana]

LOL
i read one about 100 ways to annoy a co-worker before

[Angel_Cece]

im gonna try 7 and 8 lol

[love-issosweet]

13. Sing along at the opera.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

^ haha that made me laugh

[aznxdreamer]

how many people in this world have a glass eye. ive only known one person in my entire life that did.

[starlette]

lol, gotta love some of the classics. i've heard'm all before but i still think they are pretty funny :D

[312pisces91]

hahaha, lmao, those were hilarious!! ive heard sum ov em b4 but the others were really funny!

[surfhottieoffcoa...]

OR U CAN JUST RUN AROUND NAKED AT THE LOCAL PARK WHILE JUGGLING DUCKS AND STARING AT PEOPLE FOR A LONG TIME WTIHOUT STOPPING AND SCREAMING, "I'M MICHEAL JACKSON LICK MY OCTAPUSS!"

[literemix24]

Lol I'll remember that, the next time i'm bored.

[osidepinay33]

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

haha i always do that.. lol

[MrElsewhere]

8. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy."

LMAO

[Saeglopur]

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

[esharp]

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."

one of my friends said that repeatedly at a mcdonalds drive thru... they spit in his food... but he shouldve known theyd do it lol

[yycleo]

I read this before, and some of them are quite funny
i like No.45 most

100 Ways to Annoy People:

Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for random times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Safety Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la!"
Rouse your roommate/spouse from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
dont use any punctuation
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - Buried Treasure" in random spots on roadmaps.
Explain to everyone you meet of your Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells..." until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
Why walk when you can drive that half a block?
Name your dog "Dog".
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as the Mr Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Wear a lot of cologne.
Ask people if you may "interface" with them.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy".
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see the "magic picture".
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.")
When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."
Wait until you get to work to shave.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

[waitwaitwait]

3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

hah.

[xxtaintedlips]

here are few things to do in an elevator...

stand in the far corner away from someone and say you are one of them!

one word....flachulance (sp?)

sniff people and ask them where they are keeping the pizza

randomly sit on the floor holding your hed and rocking back and forth...while saying stop talking to me stopit!!

sing the song...gotta go gotta go gotta go right now and then sigh and say i feel better now.

push the red bottons

bring a stethescope and hold it to the side of the elevator and say...yup that cable with give any minuet now...

try to get out the door just before you reach your floor and then when tghe door opens look all sheepish and stuff

[emazing]

15. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

Wow, these were hilarious.

[tofuburger]

i think i've read them before but they're still hilariously---hilarious..lol..hmm but i wonder...how many ppl have glass eyes they can tap on with a pen??

[SillyCourtney]

I wave at strangers. It's fun!

Also, from that 100 list, I've done a lot of those things.

[darkfire]

I do #3 all the time at school! that and start talking to ramdom ppl at school too!

[mocassinsx29]

I wanna do number 5 so badly but I don't have a glass eye.

[xsweetxcandyx]

lmao
funny
i wanna try some of those

[demolished]

10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

12. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

13. Sing along at the opera.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.


HAHA, I LOVE THAT ONE.

[elmogurly]

lol. funny stuff. glass eyes are so hip..