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 Mar 3 2006, 07:18 PM
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 because i'm worth it  Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643  |
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "None. I had a perfect marriage." "Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Ferrari. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "Only twice, I think," says the second guy. "Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy. "Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford." Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Ferrari crying. "What's wrong?" "I just saw my wife." "So?" "She was on a skateboard." |
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Mar 8 2006, 09:55 PM
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Haha, I like that!Good one!
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Mar 8 2006, 10:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 890 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,645 |
hahahahaa, aww, i feel bad for the guy. funny, though
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Mar 29 2006, 10:18 PM
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victim of myspace.com Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,435 |
hahaha
goddamned whore... |
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Mar 30 2006, 12:32 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
hehe nice one
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Mar 30 2006, 01:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 185 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 179,636 |
Wow... they remade a classic joke into a much more Ghetto Livin' joke.
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Mar 30 2006, 01:34 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
hahaha
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