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 Feb 22 2006, 11:09 PM
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A man walks into a resturant and orders a seagull. After he finishes, he goes home and kills himself. Why?
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Feb 23 2006, 09:06 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
because he is blind, he was stranded on an island with his wife, and he killed his wife and ate her cuz he thought she was a sea gull so when he order the sea gull and tasted it, he realized that the sea gull he ate on the stranded island was his wife so he killed himself. yeah... this has been posted before :)
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Feb 24 2006, 01:10 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
^lol wow, how interesting.
Since this has already been posted before I will close this :) I can't find the link however... |
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