Log In · Register

 
Britney spears plays a..., christian
voguelove
post Feb 1 2006, 05:04 PM
Post #1


i'm maggie =]
*******

Group: Member
Posts: 3,607
Joined: Jan 2006
Member No: 361,616



QUOTE
What Would Britney Do? By Joal Ryan
1 hour, 17 minutes ago



And thus it was that, for her next trick, Britney Spears got all theological.


In Hollywood, Spears, 24, will play a conservative Christian talk-show host on an upcoming Will & Grace, NBC said. The episode is scheduled to air Apr. 13.


Meanwhile, in England, Spears' name has been invoked in a church debate posing the musical question, "What would Jesus say to Britney Spears?"


The Stechford Baptist Church in Birmingham series also plans to engage its congregation in what Jesus would say to late rapper Tupac Shakur, cartoon Bart Simpson and theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, the Birmingham Evening Mail reported.


"The event is not about pointing the finger at Britney Spears and saying, 'Look how bad she is,' " church member Ray Jellicoe said in the newspaper.


Rather, Jellicoe told the Evening Mail, the aim is to use the pop star's life as an object lesson: "We picked Britney because she's got what so many people want--beauty, fame and fortune. But she's still not happy."


Spears might beg to differ on the state of her happiness. According to NBC's exhaustive press release touting the Will & Grace stint, the pop star is an "ever-growing and ever-exciting artist at her absolute best."


"Or as she would say, 'For now.' "


The release notes everything from Spears' off-Broadway run 15 years ago to her 2003 album, In the Zone. Keeping it strictly professional, it does not note everything from Spears' 55-hour marriage to childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander or her current marriage to dancer and wannabe rapper Kevin Federline.


The Will & Grace appearance will mark Spears' first prime-time work since her and Federline's UPN reality series, Chaotic, a camcorder account of their courtship. According to IMDb.com, Spears last acted as someone other than herself or her species in the 2002 Christmas cartoon, Legend of the Lost Tribe, in which she gave voice to a flying reindeer.


Also per the credit-compiling Website, Spears is lined up to begin work on a new movie--her first since 2002's Crossroads--about door-to-door cosmetic sales. It's called In the Pink.


No word on what Jesus would say about that.


its actually kinda funny thats shes playing a CONSERVATIVE christian..
 
 
Start new topic
Replies (1 - 11)
*Blow_Don't_SUCK*
post Feb 1 2006, 05:08 PM
Post #2





Guest






That makes me laugh.
 
NoSex
post Feb 1 2006, 05:12 PM
Post #3


in the reverb chamber.
*******

Group: Staff Alumni
Posts: 4,022
Joined: Nov 2005
Member No: 300,308



Spears can't act for anything. She truly is terrible.
 
Saeglopur
post Feb 1 2006, 07:02 PM
Post #4


Day's Nearly Over
*******

Group: Staff Alumni
Posts: 4,553
Joined: Aug 2004
Member No: 45,183



But I love Will and Grace! cry.gif Must she ruin it!
 
starlette
post Feb 2 2006, 12:58 PM
Post #5


RAWR.
******

Group: Member
Posts: 2,585
Joined: Feb 2005
Member No: 102,641



U just want to see it because her cooking show is called Crusifixins. Thats just hilarious.
 
EddieV
post Feb 2 2006, 01:42 PM
Post #6


cB Assassin
********

Group: Official Member
Posts: 10,147
Joined: Mar 2004
Member No: 7,672



This made my day.
 
bebemomma
post Feb 3 2006, 11:35 AM
Post #7


Senior Member
***

Group: Member
Posts: 62
Joined: Nov 2005
Member No: 309,544



QUOTE(Days Nearly Over @ Feb 1 2006, 4:02 PM)
But I love Will and Grace! cry.gif Must she ruin it!
*


If J-lo's guest spot didn't ruin the show...I think they can handle a lil' Brit. tongue.gif
 
*StanleyThePanda*
post Feb 3 2006, 04:19 PM
Post #8





Guest






QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ Feb 1 2006, 5:12 PM)
Spears can't act for anything. She truly is terrible.
*


Agreed
 
Gerifan04
post Feb 3 2006, 05:03 PM
Post #9


I'm happy, are you?
****

Group: Member
Posts: 291
Joined: Jan 2006
Member No: 345,268



Wow, they don't even have to give her any of the joke lines. Just her trying to act and be good at it will be a riot! biggrin.gif
 
voguelove
post Feb 13 2006, 06:32 PM
Post #10


i'm maggie =]
*******

Group: Member
Posts: 3,607
Joined: Jan 2006
Member No: 361,616



QUOTE(Krisaweanie @ Feb 13 2006, 7:30 PM)
whats up with her and her multiple religions?
i heard that she recently turned to buddhaism
*



wtf?? you serious? haha, i remember she was that one religion that lindsay lohan and paris hilton are.
 
voguelove
post Feb 13 2006, 06:36 PM
Post #11


i'm maggie =]
*******

Group: Member
Posts: 3,607
Joined: Jan 2006
Member No: 361,616



^ no, it wasnt hinduism. it was some religion ive never heard of. they wear bracelets to show it off.
 
voguelove
post Feb 13 2006, 06:40 PM
Post #12


i'm maggie =]
*******

Group: Member
Posts: 3,607
Joined: Jan 2006
Member No: 361,616



^ kaballah is a type of hinduism.


edit// just kidding. i thought it said that in the report the other person gave me.
 

Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members: