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 Jan 30 2006, 08:50 PM
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 "Go for it!"  Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,997  |
learning chinese in five mins............so funny!
Body: : You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE WAY 1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk 5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King 12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu 15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah |
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Jan 30 2006, 08:54 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
lol..
i remmember the first time i saw this.. i was like in middle school or something... it's still funny.. it be funnier if i memorized them..... from then to senior year.. i grasped on to the chuck norris jokes instead.. haha anyways.. <3 this. |
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Jan 30 2006, 08:57 PM
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 You'll find me in your dreams. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,536 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,010 |
It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud.
 'cause then it's too easy. |
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| *mona lisa* |
Jan 30 2006, 09:01 PM
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Hahaha. I love this.
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Jan 30 2006, 09:03 PM
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 Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
AWESOME!!! I know chinese now, and I did it in less than fai minutes. Fa Kin Su Pah!!!!
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Jan 30 2006, 09:04 PM
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"Go for it!" Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,997 |
QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 8:57 PM) It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud. 'cause then it's too easy.  I guess so |
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| *Mintyfresh977* |
Jan 30 2006, 09:38 PM
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Lol. This is so funny!
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| *Programmer* |
Jan 30 2006, 10:14 PM
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DU MA MAI! :X
viet pride! |
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| *wind&fire* |
Jan 30 2006, 11:32 PM
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| *Blow_Don't_SUCK* |
Feb 1 2006, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 9:57 PM) It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud. 'cause then it's too easy. *loses Ang Pu ni |
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Feb 1 2006, 02:59 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I'm supised no one screamed racism. they usually do by now. I think its funny.
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| *Blow_Don't_SUCK* |
Feb 1 2006, 03:02 PM
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^I don't find it racist, well not entirely. (Although your post speaks of people's reaction of thinking it's racist in general)
I find this joke more of as an insult than racist. |
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Feb 1 2006, 06:04 PM
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Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
I told my friend which was chinese... Fa Kin Su Pah and she said "what?"(she knows and understand chinese, mandarin and cantonese). I repeated and she said "To I need to call your priest? seems like your speaking in tongues..." I'm begining to think this isn't really chinese....
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| *Blow_Don't_SUCK* |
Feb 1 2006, 06:06 PM
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^It's not... they just put in "words" that make it sound like Chinese
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Feb 1 2006, 06:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
haha i remember reading this off a email, so funnny.
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Feb 1 2006, 06:14 PM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
kayyy..did you ever think of people who get offended?
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Feb 1 2006, 06:21 PM
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Nvm. I'll just close the other three.
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Feb 1 2006, 11:16 PM
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Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
QUOTE(Blow_Don't_SUCK @ Feb 1 2006, 4:06 PM) ^It's not... they just put in "words" that make it sound like Chinese That explains the reactions of people when I told them this. |
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Feb 2 2006, 05:07 PM
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"Go for it!" Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,997 |
Look what I started.
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Feb 7 2006, 10:49 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
ah, this is old, but still slightly amusing.
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Feb 7 2006, 12:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 312,806 |
I don't think the Chinese folks don't get too offended about this stuff...
In fact, it was my Chinese buddies that showed me this first. |
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Feb 8 2006, 08:29 AM
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i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
QUOTE(Petrified @ Feb 2 2006, 6:07 PM) Look what I started. dont flatter yourself. 
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Feb 10 2006, 07:22 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
I saw this before.
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Feb 10 2006, 09:02 PM
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heheh..cool
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Mar 4 2006, 10:44 AM
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"Go for it!" Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,997 |
QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Feb 8 2006, 8:29 AM) dont flatter yourself. I'm not. I'm just saying look what i started. A bad thing. |
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Mar 4 2006, 10:04 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Feb 8 2006, 8:29 AM) dont flatter yourself. Lol, he's a good friend of mine, cut him some slack, I know him irl. |
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Mar 8 2006, 06:57 PM
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7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
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Mar 21 2006, 09:33 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
even tough im chinese; it took me a while to understand some of them.
there not SUPER hilarious. but there funny in a way |
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Mar 21 2006, 10:56 PM
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 what a moon tonight. Group: Member Posts: 517 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,772 |
this isnt chinese...
it`s just how chinese ppl say them. haha, funny tho. |
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Mar 22 2006, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 5:57 PM) It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud. 'cause then it's too easy. True. It was okay, it was only my first time reading it....EH! |
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Apr 8 2006, 03:55 PM
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 Run Girl ! &Never come back. Group: Member Posts: 139 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 377,249 |
HAHA ! this is hecca` funny !
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Apr 8 2006, 09:14 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni
Lol.... |
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Apr 8 2006, 09:46 PM
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 Dragonfly_babe Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 337,380 |
That's so funny! I think those r actual chinese syllables too 
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Apr 9 2006, 04:39 PM
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lmao i gotta show this to someone else.
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Apr 9 2006, 05:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,531 |
Ahaha, I totally love this. xD
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Apr 13 2006, 11:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,426 |
funny. because it does actually sound mandarin.
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Jun 24 2006, 07:08 PM
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haha i remember when i first saw this lol
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Jun 25 2006, 02:04 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
if u say it with a "chinese" accent its funnier..haha
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Jun 26 2006, 09:19 AM
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old.
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Jun 26 2006, 10:28 AM
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yeah it is kinda old but i remember this hehh =D
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Jun 30 2006, 06:43 PM
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6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
Hahaha.  People take these things too seriously sometimes. They're just for fun. |
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Jun 30 2006, 09:48 PM
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 Tim Cahill<3 Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,462 |
QUOTE(aicilah999 @ Mar 21 2006, 10:56 PM) this isnt chinese... it`s just how chinese ppl say them. haha, funny tho. thank you captian obvious |
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Jun 30 2006, 10:06 PM
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 banana ham! Group: Member Posts: 661 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,050 |
HAHAHA
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Jul 1 2006, 12:07 AM
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 我爱台妹,台妹爱我 Group: Member Posts: 877 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,340 |
a) its really stupid
b) sounds more like korean or canto than chinese (mando) |
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Jul 1 2006, 12:08 AM
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^I was about to say, CANTO IS CHINESE but then realized canto is in hong kong which is technically populated by Chinese people
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Jul 28 2006, 09:28 PM
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HAHAHAHAHHA.
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Jul 28 2006, 10:58 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
HAHA LMAO
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Aug 2 2006, 01:00 AM
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haha funny but racist
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Aug 2 2006, 12:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 721 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,101 |
LMFAO!
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Aug 2 2006, 12:15 PM
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Hahaha, This is alwsome.
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Aug 3 2006, 04:24 PM
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 Without me perfection would cease to exist Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 448,178 |
Those are great! haha
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Aug 3 2006, 10:55 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
QUOTE(jooleeah @ Jun 30 2006, 7:43 PM) 6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan Hahaha. People take these things too seriously sometimes. They're just for fun. Well, people take things like this seriously when they've been bullied because of this nonsense for years. I must say, it's not too fun having kids ask you for pork fried rice in a "Chinese" accent and ching chong-ing in your face all the time. |
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Aug 3 2006, 11:07 PM
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 rissa. Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,690 |
Haha. This was funny
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Aug 15 2006, 07:37 PM
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 ppssst, hoy. Group: Member Posts: 292 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,927 |
I heard this one already. It's sitll funny though.
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Aug 15 2006, 10:58 PM
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haha
my cousin was reading them with me as well, he didn't get some of them though. Oh well they are pretty funny ohhhhh he just got it yayyy for him. |
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Dec 30 2006, 05:31 PM
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lol i remeber this
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Jan 10 2007, 10:13 AM
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I'm Cattt. :] Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
its not funny...
its interesting though |
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Jan 10 2007, 04:39 PM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
haha i saw this before, its pretty funny
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Jan 10 2007, 10:51 PM
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 and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(Chii @ Aug 3 2006, 9:55 PM) Well, people take things like this seriously when they've been bullied because of this nonsense for years. I must say, it's not too fun having kids ask you for pork fried rice in a "Chinese" accent and ching chong-ing in your face all the time. Yeah, not so big on that.  Except I thought this was kinda funny, because my mom speaks like that. It's so funny!
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Jan 11 2007, 01:05 AM
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 my michelle. Group: Member Posts: 792 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,094 |
Lol. I saw this before awhile back. Haha, still makes me laugh.
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