when i was small, i used to think that... Options

[yo pusha]

when i was small i used to think that if i ate an watermellon seed, then a watermellon would start to grow inside of me. so then i wouldnt drink so the seed wouldnt get watered.

when i was small i used to think that if i concentrated hard enough, i could be an super saiyan. and if i focused my energy, i could fly.

when i was small i used to think that escalators had "teeth" and if you dont stand still they would bite you



more later..

[*lolita kitty*]

When I was young, I used to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

[yo pusha]

I ued to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

lol

when i was small i used to think that girls had babies, pooed, and pissed all out of their vagina

when i was small i used to think that a girl got pregnant when someone would pee in her butt

[ichiban]

i thought that whatever time it was was how old i was. (for example if it was 2, then i would be 2years old)

i thought that when two people got married, they'd automatically become pregnant

[*Azarel*]

Shouldn't it be "when I was younger"? People can still be small when they're old. ._.

[*salcha*]

when i was young, i used to think that once you got married, you could have a baby if you just said the right word.

[yo pusha]

lol.. small in terms of the number that is your age

when i was small, i watched those old comedy shows where you can hear the audiances laughter in the background, and i thought the laughter was in my head

when i was small, my grandfather would do the magic trick where you pull a quarter out of my ear and i would wonder why he doesnt keep doing that and become rich

[*Zatanna*]

When I was young I used to think that a Ken doll was anatomically correct.

[*lolita kitty*]

lol

when i was small i used to think that girls had babies, pooed, and pissed all out of their vagina

when i was small i used to think that a girl got pregnant when someone would pee in her butt

HAHA that last one made me laugh.
When I was younger I thought you had to have 'boobies" to have sex.
I was a strange child.

[klumzy]

when i was small i used to think everything was just perfect.. but then i grew up

[*salcha*]

When I was younger, I didn't know about digital enhancing so I thought people really flew in the movies.

[KissMe2408]

When I was younger i used to think that if you stand outside at night and scream at the top of your lungs your friends name that they would appear.

When I was younger I used to think that Barney was so great, and that the cake dripping with pink icing could only be made by him.

When i was younger I used to think my dad was joking when he left.

When I was younger i used to think that I was the tallest one in my class.


Things have def changed over the years.

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

When I was young I used to think that a Ken doll was anatomically correct. 

lmfao!

[AnnahhbeL]

when i was youner, i thouhgt all you needed to do was to be kissed on your lips by the one you love and get pregnant.

now i've changed. that was back then.

[kanina]

When I was young, I thought that if I stayed under my cap I wouldn't be seen when I didn't want to.

[mzbbc]

when i was little i thought animals got married.
i thought that if you planted a stick of bubble gum you could grow a bubble gum tree.
i thought that if i jumped out of a window and flapped my arms i could fly.

[Saeglopur]

When I was young, I pressed my forehead against the TV to look for the other people on the show not shown on the frame.

[lilliannnn]

When I was young I used to think that a Ken doll was anatomically correct. 

When I was young, my mom drew on the Ken doll to teach me about body parts....



When I was young, I thought that if you swallowed bubble gum it would stay there for 7 years.

When I was young, I thought Tylenol was the cure for everything.

[*kryogenix*]

When I was young, I thought old movies were black and white because the world was black and white back then.

[pshaa.shauna]

When I was younger I refused to get dressed in front o fo the television because I thought the people were watching me.

And I thought checks gave poeple money hat came out of nowhere.

[xscore]

i used to think that God held a magic golden coin, and whenever He got mad, that golden coin would strike lightning and thunder. LOL

i used to think that dust bunnies were real rabbits under my bed.

i used to think that when you fell asleep, you were actually dead for a short period of time.

When I was young, I used to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

SAME HERE!
but that's what my mom actually told me. LOL

[*not_your_average*]

When I was young, I thought old movies were black and white because the world was black and white back then.

Same here!

When I was little, I went to the beach one time and saw a big, white bird. (A seagull.) I thought it was a stork because it picked up something from the water and I thought it picked up a baby.

[Hell-Rell]

When I was little I use to think Black people had black blood and white people had white blood.

[xosteffanator]

when I was little I thought babies came from birds...
now I know the truth...
shouldn't this bleong in forum games?

[jEllyBeaNs]

when i was little my sister and my cousin use to tell me tht i would die first because i was the oldest, so i thought i would die before them just because i was older. :(