Male Enhancement, pg-13 |
 Jan 15 2006, 12:18 AM
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If you don't have erectile dysfunction, its suggested that you don't take Viagara. I took Cialis because I had a loooong night ahead of me and I wanted to be 100% the entire night.
Never have I ever been so scared and embarassed in my whole entire life. The fear comes from the fact that you have an erection for such a long time that its excrutiatingly painful and you don't want anything to happen to you. I was nearly humiliated because I actually told a girl that I couldn't finish because I was in too much pain. We had gone for a good hour by that time, but still, it hurt my pride (no pun intended). Freaked out, I call the number on the back of the sample package and I was transferred to a call center that was obviously somewhere in the middle east. As I'm trying to explain that I've had an erection for over 3 hours and after multiple ejaculations it wouldn't go down, he continued to say, "I'm sorry, can you repeat yourself." Imagine me, of all people, losing my cool. I walked back and forth in her room wearing absolutely nothing hoping that the movement would calm me down. She even turned on the TV and made me watch some things that aren't sexually appealing to me (NO HOMO) just to help out. At the 3 hour and 34 minute mark, I got sleepy (no pun intended). When I woke up a few hours later, all was well. No more pain. Moral of the story, its better to have sex twice in an evening than to take a male enhancement pill to boost your libido. |
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Jan 15 2006, 01:48 PM
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HAHAHA wow, 3 hours??
 Are you serious?! I didn't know that was possible.  thankx for the advice... but yes, don't take any of that stuff, it's meant for old people anyway; people who kinda lost their magic, i guess. And don't ejaculate twice a day! (hurts my d**k  ) i hope girls don't come here. |
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| *mipadi* |
Jan 15 2006, 07:11 PM
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Oh my God, that is the funniest thing I have read all day.
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Jan 15 2006, 07:33 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
I know someone who was naturally hard (i.e. no Viagra, Cialis, etc) for over three hours.
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Jan 15 2006, 08:02 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
ouch that sounded like it hurt. man loss of words right now.
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Jan 15 2006, 08:20 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
QUOTE(Madame C @ Jan 15 2006, 4:33 PM) I know someone who was naturally hard (i.e. no Viagra, Cialis, etc) for over three hours.  that has got to be some kind of disorder! =o |
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Jan 15 2006, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(DaTru KataLYST @ Jan 15 2006, 8:20 PM) that has got to be some kind of disorder! =o Did someone say priapism? |
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Jan 15 2006, 09:51 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE(DaTru KataLYST @ Jan 15 2006, 8:20 PM) that has got to be some kind of disorder! =o Nah, he was just really excited... 
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| *not_your_average* |
Jan 16 2006, 06:53 PM
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AHAHAHA. Ouch! That must hurt. ><
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Jan 16 2006, 10:17 PM
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 Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
haha i needed some comic relief todai. thax for providing it.....move this to humour!!!
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Jan 17 2006, 08:33 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 15 2006, 6:26 PM)  I never knew that was even a disorder... Well hey, good thing this doesn't happen to women! I guess this is like, a guy's version of a period, except.. NOT a period, and only happens to a selected few males and can be treated, while a period mostly... can't.... ... Yea.. But anyways, Wow though. 3+ hours?! That must be painful! Although I have to admit it IS funny, but at the same time, aww  Now I know to be delicate to my bf haha
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Jan 17 2006, 10:50 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Did you try cold showers?
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Jan 18 2006, 12:40 AM
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 Reading make us speak good Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 344,733 |
QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jan 15 2006, 11:48 AM) i hope girls don't come here. too late All I can say is  but I agree with the moral I soppose...
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Jan 18 2006, 07:50 PM
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Sorry Brandon but pardon me I had to laugh at that.
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Jan 21 2006, 04:37 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(Madame C @ Jan 15 2006, 6:33 PM) I know someone who was naturally hard (i.e. no Viagra, Cialis, etc) for over three hours. Can I meet him?! 
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Jan 21 2006, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jan 17 2006, 5:33 PM) Now I know to be delicate to my bf haha haha, christina! but yeah...i never knew there was an actual disease or whatever like that either. interesting.
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Jan 21 2006, 05:27 PM
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Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
QUOTE(Rachel is love @ Jan 21 2006, 4:37 PM) Can I meet him?! HI!!!! 
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Jan 21 2006, 08:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
REally!?! tHAT'S YOU ?
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Jan 21 2006, 08:49 PM
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^ No it's not... he couldn't even get a boner if he took the entire bottle of cialis.
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Jan 22 2006, 04:36 AM
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 I'm happy, are you? Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 345,268 |
I don't know. I guess this could be funny but to me it isn't. I guess cause I've heard the bad endings to stories like yours. Some men have had really long erections. So long in fact they had to go to the hospital. I've been told the procedure to get rid of a erection like that is to slit the penis and led the blood flow out. But that's what I've heard, it could be false information. Anyways, glad you posted this. It'll help guys realize that some things are better left up to nature. Unless you are one with erectile disfunction of course.
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Jan 22 2006, 12:43 PM
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QUOTE(Gerifan04 @ Jan 22 2006, 4:36 AM) Unless you are one with erectile disfunction of course. Well, that's the key: Cialis and Viagara are meant only to treat erectile dysfunction. |
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Jan 31 2006, 09:21 PM
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 Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jan 15 2006, 11:48 AM) HAHAHA wow, 3 hours?? Are you serious?! I didn't know that was possible. thankx for the advice... but yes, don't take any of that stuff, it's meant for old people anyway; people who kinda lost their magic, i guess. And don't ejaculate twice a day! (hurts my d**k ) i hope girls don't come here. 3 hours of what? erection? sorry I didn't read the first messege(toooooooo long). If so, damn that's gotta be funny and reminded me of another D.L Hughley stand up when he said "The warning even says(talking about viagra)'Consult a doctor if 4 hours of erection has occured.' sh111et If I had an erection that long I'd call a hooker!" pwahahahahaha. All Imma comment on this male enhancement topic is that I don't need it. |
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Feb 1 2006, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jan 21 2006, 8:49 PM) ^ No it's not... he couldn't even get a boner if he took the entire bottle of cialis. Heh, neither could you.  Did you read the side-effects? |
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