the "cannot believe they said that" topic, ..... Options

[mzbbc]

alright. have you ever had moments when people say something to you and the only thing you can think is " wow i cannot believe he/she just said that to me." either it's really rude, obnoxious, or extremely blunt. and all you can do is just stare at them... haha

well today i was borrowing my sister's shirt and it was pretty tight... and my mom's like "oh come here let me see you in that shirt..." then she's like "i don't know if that's a good idea i don't want you to RIP IT."


or me talking to this guy...
me: how come you have that big scar on your leg?
him: how come you're looking at my leg? oh i know you must want some SEX huh?

[racoons > you]

well my mother told me she wished i lived somewhere else yesterday, which was charming.

it wasnt so much disbelief as 'woah, over reaction'.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

Ahaha im loving this topic already.


Me: ( On the floor, doing the splits because everyone wanted me to )
Pia: WELL ! Bellas not a virgin
All the boys:
Jose: (to Pia) Let me get her number. *Suggesting face*
Me: WHAT THE FUUUUUCk. No. And I am.
Everyone: Uhhh huh
Me:

[iheartjohn]

Last month my future brother-in-law told me I had a "great ass" and he wished he'd "gone at me first".

[*salcha*]

salcha4u (10:02:33 PM): c'mooooon who do you like?
salcha4u (10:02:37 PM): care to give a hint?
******** (10:03:04 PM): hmmmm
******** (10:03:09 PM): you
******** (10:03:19 PM): *lets you freak out*


well, it wasn't obnoxious. it was actually really sweet ;p

[Gigi]

Well, I was talking to my mom today and she was particularly pissy about something, and once again put all that anger on me.

So she asked me what I wanted for lunch, and she suggested the really gross buns she bought a while ago, and she knows how much I hate sandwiches. So I said..."uh. What will you put in it..."

She got so pissed for some freaking reason. "You know what, I'm not f**king asking you anything any f**king more, I'll make you something and you'd better f**king eat it. Your brother eats everything without a word, I dont' get what you're complaining about!!!!"

The funny thing is that my brother f**king complained about his WHOLE MEAL the whole PAST WEEK.

I cannot believe she said that.

[lilliannnn]

This girl I DO NOT LIKE in my biology class named Kristen.....

Kristen: Are you mentally retarted?
Me: What? No. Why?
Kristen: Oh, you just look and act like it.

She was dead serious.

[Ington]

This guy in the hall stopped me to tell me he wouldn't have sex with me if I payed him. Then he left.

._.

[steezahh]

thsi girl went up to me.. and she was like your parents are too mean they wont let you ever experience so much with guys..

i was like WTF? you dont know my parents.. you dont know how far i`ve gotten with a guy.. so why would you say that to me? haha.. i was prettyy pissed. =[

[i_liek_sushi]

This chinese kid who said:

"home of the ultra nigga slapping maching"

among other things...

haha!

[Joss-eh-lime]

Last month my future brother-in-law told me I had a "great ass" and he wished he'd "gone at me first".

haha

[Gigi]

I went to my mom's friend's beauty and facial place. I hadn't seen her in a while, since maybe I was 10?

First thing she says:

"OMG IT'S GIGI! She's so pretty...yeah but she needs to lose some weight."

What a way to greet someone, huh?

And I'm obviously in earshot, and I obviously heard her, and she obviously intended for me to hear.

People have no tact whatsoever.

[-lana]

This teenager and her friend are passing my family in my mall, and all I hear is: "your Chinese, yeah, you know it, man." People always assume that when you're Asian, you're Chinese. -.-'

I should have tripped her.

yeah, I'm easily offended by my race. >.<

[sharpandcuddly]

two things. first, i was stretching out on a bed in my pj's and she saw my stomach and was like "wow, you're so fat!" (i weigh like 130..how is that so fat?)

then, i was out walking with this guy and his mom came up behind us and was like
"We're leaving town for a few hours. You two cannot go back to the house. I don't trust you."

wtf..this was the FIRST time i've ever gone on a walk with this boy and his mom thinks im gonna do something to him?

[*wind&fire*]

my friends and i were walking in the city with our arms linked and this 10 year old guy walks pasts and says

"wow three lebians"

[-lana]

^
oh, i would have been pissed. xD especially from a 10-year old.

Apparently, I'm going to turn ditzy, according to my 'friends'. Jeez, they must talk about me alot. -.-; ______'s the one that changed so much, and became ditzy. ______ agrees with me. :]

I'm just blowing off steam.

[Levy2k6]

this very horny girl said she wanted to do me and asked me when.. i told her next week...
uh... im worried now.. this might happen.....

[*nightmare4taki*]

My manager: How come black people come in different colors? I mean look at you you're light and he is dark(referring to my friend, coworker). White people are just white, but you guys come in different colors.

Me:

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

This boy used to stalk me, and tried hollering at me, but i kept on turning him down. Well, its been over a year now and he stopped stalking me a while ago when he got mobbed by some of my guy friends. Well, today, after sooo long im walking

Him: What? You dont want me no more ?
Me:(Thinking: Uhh .. I never wanted you ) Uhm, you have a girlfriend now
Him: So. And. I see you talking to her. But you cant even holla at me right quick
Me: Hello Rayray
Him:Psh. Youre the one who never called
Me: I lost your number

When in fact i gave it to two of my boy friends to call him and tell him to leave me alone.
I cant believe he had the nerve to try and get at me, say he knows i know his girlfriend, and then throw in my face im the one who never called him.

[sharpandcuddly]

It depends if you are 130 and 4'11 or 130 and 5'10.

130 and 5'2''
i mean, i know i have a little pudge, but i've -always- had that. ever since i was little.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

It depends if you are 130 and 4'11 or 130 and 5'10.

Omgod. You and that height thing. Just tell her about the 5`4 lady Lol

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

But still. You kept on using that to throw off my own argument Lol. And im 5`2 XP
[/spam]

Let me turn it around real quick, Ima say somethign where the OTHER person was all i cant believe you ( as in i ) said that

Assface: I like him a lot
Me: Its cos your retarded
Assface: DAMN. So blunt.
Me: Get over it.

[m.ar.i.a]

i was in the church, after mass, downstairs, cuz they were giving out free food.
a korean mother among group of other korean mothers: maria, come over here!
me: *walks up.*
her to her group of other one of hers: doesnt she looks like my daughter?
her and her group: *discusses*
me: (like, wtf)

cuz her daughter is a 6th grader (4th grader back then) who was like 120 lbs or something and is like 4'10" (fairly overweight -_-) and you cant see her pupils at all.
when i told my mom this, she laughed a whole lot and then said that i should take this as a compliment since to every mother, their daughter is the prettiest.............. STILL! gosh.

[*lolita kitty*]

At my friend Emmy's neighboorhood.

Me (to everyone there): hello *waves and introduces self*
8 year old girl: ARE YOU ANOREXIC?
me: no, im not
8 year old girl: OMG YOU COULD PROBABLY SHARE CLOTHES WITH ME, YOU FREAKO HAHAH EAT SOMETHING
me: (no response)
8 year old girl: and like (keeps talking)
me: *walks away*

that had me so pissed. her older brother (who was 15) and his friends were like cracking up.
I get the skinny thing alot, but the fact that this girl who was 8 said it to me surpsised me.

[mzbbc]

guy friend: yea you should really learn spanish, maia
me: whaattt? why?
guy friend: cos then you'll be able to understand what the spanish guys at the pizza place are sayin about you. but then again MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO. [walks off]
me:

my sister: [looking at pictures of me]hmmmm...
me: what do you think? ;D
sister: yea maybe you shouldn't take pictures of yourself anymore. not to be mean, but they look messed up.

yeaa thanks guys.