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post Dec 31 2005, 06:07 PM
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The kryogenix is a new breed of super human. He has seen many sights, heard many sounds, smelled many smells, felt many feelings and tasted many tastes without leaving his chair. The kryogenix is the keeper of wisdom and can read minds if needed. The kryogenix is also open to any questions before the new year as well.

The kryogenix is never wrong.

SO ASK AWAY.

THE ONLY RULE IS THAT YOU MUST READ EACH POST IN THIS THREAD BEFORE ASKING A QUESTION
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:07 PM
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what is going to the biggest hit this new year/!
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:08 PM
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We can ask any type of questions ? o_o
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:08 PM
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The biggest hit will be when the kryogenix punches whiners in the face. The force of the hit will be heard across continents.

The kryogenix has spoken.

QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-)
b,Dec 31 2005, 6:08 PM]We can ask any type of questions ? o_o
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Yes. However, you have used up your one question, so now what you wanted to know cannot be answered by the kryogenix. However, the kryogenix is kindhearted as well as wise, so he will allow you to ask again.

The kryogenix has spoken.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:08 PM
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Why is it that some people are so close-minded?

What am I thinking as I write this post?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Dec 31 2005, 6:08 PM)
Why is it that some people are so close-minded?

What am I thinking as I write this post?
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Some people are close minded because they practice the philosophy of mind over matter. If they don't mind, it doesn't matter.

You are thinking about hitting the post button and waiting patiently for the kryogenix to answer.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:14 PM
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Why can't we solve world hunger?
Why do humans hate each other?
Why is Harry Potter getting bitchier and bitcher every book?
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?!

- Jose
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:16 PM
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huh.gif

Hmm... What came first, the chicken or the egg? Why?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:19 PM
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =]
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what will my job me when i grow up?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE(Solipsist @ Dec 31 2005, 6:14 PM)
Why can't we solve world hunger?
Why do humans hate each other?
Why is Harry Potter getting bitchier and bitcher every book?
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?!

- Jose
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If food like bacon, noodles or pizza weren't so yummy, then no one would have the apetite to eat.

Humans hate each other because they are players in the game of life. And people fail to realize that they should not hate player, but instead hate the game.

Harry Potter is getting bitchier because SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE.

A wise man named the kryogenix once said "Only Fools rush in." Fools are too busy reading the sign that says love on it, and they fall in the hole that the sign warns about. But fools are necessary, because if it weren't for them, the kryogenix would have no one to pity.

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huh.gif

Hmm... What came first, the chicken or the egg? Why?


Dinosaurs laid eggs, and they existed before chickens, so the egg came before the chicken.

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what will my job me when i grow up?


Que sera, sera.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:25 PM
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What is the purpose of life??
Ha, lets c ya answer that.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:26 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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Why does love make you do crazzzzy things?

Why are you soo attractive?

Why am I so attractive?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE(skp86 @ Dec 31 2005, 6:25 PM)
What is the purpose of life??
Ha, lets c ya answer that.
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42

The kryogenix thinks ye foolish for asking such a simple question. The kryogenix refers ye to searching in google via the link.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:31 PM
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Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:31 PM
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Is there actually a set of numbers after 42, or is that it? mellow.gif And why does Harry Potter act so.... -cough- Nevermind.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:32 PM
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f<3ck you.
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what number am I thinking of right now.. hah. am I gonna burn in hell?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:33 PM
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The kryogenix thinks ye foolish for asking such a simple question. The kryogenix refers ye to searching in google via the link.
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[/quote]

QUOTE(Rachel is love @ Dec 31 2005, 6:26 PM)
Why does love make you do crazzzzy things?

Why are you soo attractive?

Why am I so attractive?
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The kryogenix would like to refer you to the post about fools falling in love. Fools are so busy looking for love that they fall in. Now the hole of love is a dark place. Therefore people do some crazzzy things in order to escape.

The kryogenix again wants to refer you to an earlier statement. The kryogenix is a new breed of superhuman. Super denotes superior qualities, which includes extreme attractiveness in the kryogenix' case.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless the eye of the beholder disagrees with the kryogenix.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:38 PM
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How many questions can we ask?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(Libertie @ Dec 31 2005, 6:31 PM)
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
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The kryogenix thinks this is an excellent question. The minds of humans have been filled with incorrect by The Carpenters. Although they tried hard to get the answer, their hypothesis was mixed up. It would be foolish to believe people that work with wood for a living over an infinitely wise entity, so please take heed of the answer.

On the day that you were born
and the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.

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am I gonna burn in hell?


The kryogenix thinks you're planning awfully ahead in advance. You have time to make amends

QUOTE(The_AZN_Godfather @ Dec 31 2005, 6:38 PM)
How many questions can we ask?
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kryogenix, who is the liaison for the kryogenix and the common folk will grow weary of the burden of knowledge placed upon him. The humans before him are fortunate to have him available even for a short amount of time.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Dec 31 2005, 6:28 PM)
42

The kryogenix thinks ye foolish for asking such a simple question. The kryogenix refers ye to searching in google via the link.
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But isn't that the answer to life? Not necessarily the "purpose" of life.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:42 PM
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Kryogenix, explain to me Talib Kweli's impact on hiphop.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Dec 31 2005, 6:40 PM)
But isn't that the answer to life? Not necessarily the "purpose" of life.
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4 is the answer to 2+2 as well as 2*2. The purpose of life is a property of life, therefore the answer to the purpose of life can be gained by looking at life as a whole.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:44 PM
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^ shes right.

Why does love lift us up where we belong?

- Jose
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 31 2005, 6:42 PM)
Kryogenix, explain to me Talib Kweli's impact on hiphop.
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The kryogenix knows Talib Kweli as the genius among gangsters.

QUOTE(Solipsist @ Dec 31 2005, 6:44 PM)
^ shes right.

Why does love lift us up where we belong?

- Jose
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The kryogenix believes you have come to a premature conclusion. The kryogenix is always right.

Love lifts you up where you belong because love feels responsible for allowing you to fall in it.

Due to the lack of questions, the kryogenix will educate you about his siblings in order to fill the knowledge quota.



This is The Satchell Paige. You may know him as Leroy. Satchell Paige is the kryogenix' younger brother. The kryogenix' taught him everything he knows. In return, the kryogenix' gets mad street creds from the homies on the east side.



This is the Google. It is the kryogenix' grandson. It is the product of the fusion of his two sons Sergey and Larry. Having the last letter y in their name allowed them to fuse and form the google.



This is the Yogi Berra. He is the kryogenix' black sheep. After kryogenix' taught him everything he knew, the Yogi Berra (not to be confused with the Dali Lama) played baseball and was pretty damn good at it while spouting knowledge at the same time. However, the Yogi Berra commited the irreperable sin of associating with the New York Mets, so the kryogenix cast him out of his family.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 07:26 PM
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Why did you say the purpose of life is 42?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 07:27 PM
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kryogenix: am i hot?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 07:30 PM
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QUOTE(skp86 @ Dec 31 2005, 7:26 PM)
Why did you say the purpose of life is 42?
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BECAUSE IT IS, DAMMIT
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 07:33 PM
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Kryogenix:

A Yamaha R6 is only 600CCs, which makes it significantly less powerful than a Yamaha R1 (1000CCs). If a stock Yamaha R6 is fitted with an R1 sprocket, how is it able to then out race an R1 in a quarter mile?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Dec 31 2005, 5:27 PM)
kryogenix: am i hot?
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tssyeah 8cough*

- Solipsist
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 07:46 PM
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How did you become what you are?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 07:48 PM
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hello : )
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  • I like my coworker. What is their name? And do they like me back? Haha, let's see you answer that one.
  • Is Harry Potter going to die in the final book? I think yes, however, I'd like your take on it.
  • When will I be recieving my acceptance letter to UNC?
  • What song am I currently listening to?
  • What is the most connotative definition of love?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:02 PM
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Hey, mister, am I going to get laid by the age of 18?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:06 PM
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why do people insist on voting for something on ebay when the time isnt close to being up? do they not realize they could get it for cheaper if they waited until like a minute before it ended?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:14 PM
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how do you cure hang overs?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:15 PM
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i lost weight with Mulder!
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am i hot?

why cant i get a boyfriend?

why am i asking you these questions?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:16 PM
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to hell with you
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when will i die?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:27 PM
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Consider the geometris series 1 - tan^2Θ - tan^4Θ - ...

When the limiting sum exists find its value in simplest form.

for what values of Θ in the intervel -(π/2) < Θ < π/2 does the limiting sum of a series exists
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE(wind&fire @ Dec 31 2005, 7:27 PM)
Consider the geometris series 1 - tan^2Θ - tan^4Θ - ...

When the limiting sum exists find its value in simplest form.

for what values of Θ in the intervel -(π/2) < Θ < π/2 does the limiting sum
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i dont think your screenname is kryogenix
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:33 PM
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QUOTE(incoherent @ Jan 1 2006, 12:31 PM)
i dont think your screenname is kryogenix
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if you know maths... you can clearly see that thats a maths question....
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 08:56 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D:
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Why is Chuck Norris able to travel back in time by doing a roundhouse kick? :o
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Dec 31 2005, 9:24 PM)
what is the name of the princess who wears pink in super mario? in some games her name is peach, in others her name is toadstool.
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haha
Who is a better college running back Adrian Peterson or Reggie Bush?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 09:33 PM
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Is there a God ?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 09:35 PM
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what jordan/dunk release is going to be the most hyped in the year of 2006 ?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 10:41 PM
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QUOTE(imafreakinazn @ Dec 31 2005, 6:56 PM)
Why is Chuck Norris able to travel back in time by doing a roundhouse kick? :o
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because he's chuck norris. DUH. laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 11:20 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D:
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QUOTE(DaToNeViEtBoI916 @ Dec 31 2005, 7:41 PM)
because he's chuck norris.  DUH.  laugh.gif
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I'm sorry, but are you kryogenix?
No.
And plus, I want a detailed explanation about how that works.
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 11:33 PM
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why arn't you answering are questions anymore?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 11:53 PM
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Why can some people not grasp the concept of other people having lives offline?
 
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post Dec 31 2005, 11:58 PM
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Uso pa ba ang harana?

- Solipsist
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 12:02 AM
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Sino ba tong mukhang gago nagkandarapa sa pagkanta at nagsisintonado sa kaba?

- Solipsist
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 12:02 AM
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Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!!
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^first post of the new year!!!
 
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Who do you think is the best baseball player?
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 01:09 AM
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^what?
.....mannyr....
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 01:47 AM
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RE: Chuck Norris

I happen to find Chuck Norris very interesting so I'll explain. :]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck always wins unless he lets the Devil win.

Unparalleled martial arts ability means he can do a round house kick and go back into time. oh yes.

The supernatural phenomenon that is Chuck Norris.
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 02:01 AM
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Why are you so gay?
Why must you be such a wise ass in 1st period AP Economics class?
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 02:02 AM
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Chuck Norris was the founding father of the phrase " founding fathers. "
(artint)

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post Jan 1 2006, 02:29 AM
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Why didn't Abba ever get crowned dancing queen?
In the book "A brand new world", was Aldous Huxley's interpretation of a more vast and productive society correct?
Why did Ashlee Simpson go on saturday night live again?
If David Spade got any shorter, would we all start calling him a jockey?
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 05:48 AM
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post Jan 1 2006, 10:34 AM
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Why does e to the power of pi times i equal negative 1? biggrin.gif
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 11:08 AM
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Diana =]
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What will I be when I grow up?
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 02:57 PM
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when does 2+2=5?
 
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kryogenix...i think you're slacking.
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 05:05 PM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Jan 1 2006, 2:57 PM)
when does 2+2=5?
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WHEN WAR IS PEACE,
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, AND
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH



Who is the closest person to me emotionally?
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 05:11 PM
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why is jadakiss is hard as it gets?
 
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Why did Chuck Norris loose his virginity before his dad?
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 07:03 PM
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Why are you taking forever to answer our questions?
Lol.
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 07:54 PM
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Here's the most difficult question of them all:

Why?
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 08:11 PM
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The kryogenix has answers to all your questions, but I, his apprentice kryogenix, is busy at the moment.

Seriously kids, way to waste your New Year on the internet.
 
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Wait- I is busy at the moment?
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Dec 31 2005, 2:22 PM)
Dinosaurs laid eggs, and they existed before chickens, so the egg came before the chicken.
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ooh, now i hav something to say when ppl ask me that! =D

these answers are really smart-sounding and everything... wow. so, how long does it approximately or normally take u to think of the answers to these questions?
 
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[quote=skp86,Dec 31 2005, 7:26 PM]
Why did you say the purpose of life is 42?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix was in a state of Deep Thought and arrived at this conclusion.

[quote=not_your_average,Dec 31 2005, 7:27 PM]
kryogenix: am i hot?
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As a compassionate superbeing, the kryogenix would not like to dissapoint you with a response. The kryogenix wants to remind all that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, except when the beholder disagrees with the kryogenix.

[quote=BrandonSaunders,Dec 31 2005, 7:33 PM]
Kryogenix:

A Yamaha R6 is only 600CCs, which makes it significantly less powerful than a Yamaha R1 (1000CCs). If a stock Yamaha R6 is fitted with an R1 sprocket, how is it able to then out race an R1 in a quarter mile?
*

[/quote]


Please address all questions to The kryogenix. kryogenix is indeed wise beyond his years, but The kryogenix is the only hyperintelligent superbeing on earth.

The kryogenix says: In anycase, there are multiple variables that could allow a less powerful bike to win, but the ones that come to mind are 1) Rider skill 2) Handling. With a smaller space between wheels, the R6 is better at turning. However, The kryogenix thinks that Yamaha's best work are their instruments. Suzuki bikes are quite nice, like the R1000, which has a higher number than an R1, which means it HAS to be better.

[quote=digital.fragrance,Dec 31 2005, 7:46 PM]
How did you become what you are?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix trained 240 hours a day in the special martial arts, under 1000 times the force of earth gravity. For the remaining 120 hours, The kryogenix researched the science of "Kryology" (rhymes with biology). After fighting space aliens, The kryogenix changed and became what he is today.

[quote=M1SSxCHR1SSY,Dec 31 2005, 7:48 PM]
  • I like my coworker. What is their name? And do they like me back? Haha, let's see you answer that one.
  • Is Harry Potter going to die in the final book? I think yes, however, I'd like your take on it.
  • When will I be recieving my acceptance letter to UNC?
  • What song am I currently listening to?
  • What is the most connotative definition of love?
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Thou shalt not put The kryogenix to the test.

The kryogenix says that you will not "recieve" [sic] an acceptance letter because you will not be accepted.

The kryogenix pulses a low frequency beat which everyone can hear, yet no can understand it. This is the song you are listening to, the song of The kryogenix' soul.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[quote=x____duckii,Dec 31 2005, 8:02 PM]
Hey, mister, am I going to get laid by the age of 18?
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Silly question. You hatched from your egg years ago. You've been laid already.

[quote=incoherent,Dec 31 2005, 8:06 PM]
why do people insist on voting for something on ebay when the time isnt close to being up? do they not realize they could get it for cheaper if they waited until like a minute before it ended?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix is one of the few people that has peace of mind no matter what. Other people try to obtain peace of mind in vain, like the people who plan ahead, even if it costs them extra money.

[quote=wind&fire,Dec 31 2005, 8:14 PM]
how do you cure hang overs?
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[/quote]


An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. A hangover is only a symptom, not the true problem. As a compassionate superbeing, The kryogenix would like you to avoid getting drunk in the first place in order to stop the root of the problem.

[quote=insomniac,Dec 31 2005, 8:15 PM]
am i hot?

why cant i get a boyfriend?

why am i asking you these questions?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix would like you to see the previous questions concerning beauty.

You cannot get a boyfriend because eyes of the ones beholding your beauty have yet to see your beauty. Either that or there is no beauty to be seen.

[quote=aznxdreamer,Dec 31 2005, 8:16 PM]
when will i die?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix refuses to answer a question, as the person asking the question would probably kill himself just to prove The kryogenix wrong.

[quote=wind&fire,Dec 31 2005, 8:27 PM]
Consider the geometris series 1 - tan^2Θ - tan^4Θ - ...

When the limiting sum exists find its value in simplest form.

for what values of Θ in the intervel -(π/2) < Θ < π/2 does the limiting sum of a series exists
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[/quote]

The kryogenix doesn't do homework for other people, especially people who cannot properly spell and punctuate sentences.

[quote=imafreakinazn,Dec 31 2005, 8:56 PM]
Why is Chuck Norris able to travel back in time by doing a roundhouse kick? :o
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Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Mr. T are all close friends of The kryogenix.

[quote=spectacular,Dec 31 2005, 9:28 PM]
haha
Who is a better college running back Adrian Peterson or Reggie Bush?
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[/quote]

Neither will become a pro.

[quote=Hiphop d[-_-­]b,Dec 31 2005, 9:33 PM]
Is there a God ?
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[/quote]

Indeed yes.

[quote=jnukes,Dec 31 2005, 9:35 PM]
what jordan/dunk release is going to be the most hyped in the year of 2006 ?
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[/quote]

Choice D. All of the above.

[quote=vash1530,Dec 31 2005, 11:33 PM]
why arn't you answering are questions anymore?
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[/quote]

kryogenix, apprentice of The kryogenix, was busy celebrating his New Year in a real life party OFF THE INTERNET. Therefore, there was no one to interpret the wisdom of The kryogenix.

[quote=tweeak,Dec 31 2005, 11:53 PM]
Why can some people not grasp the concept of other people having lives offline?
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[/quote]

Selfish and self centered these people are.

[quote=Solipsist,Dec 31 2005, 11:58 PM]
Uso pa ba ang harana?

- Solipsist
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[/quote]

kryogenix, apprentice to The kryogenix, is unable to translate that specific dialect. This goes for all future questions.

[quote=RiC3xBoy,Jan 1 2006, 12:14 AM]
Who do you think is the best baseball player?
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[/quote]


The kryogenix is indeed an excellent baseball player. He can play all nine positions at the same time and has gotten 27 outs on one pitch, making him the most efficient player ever to play the game.

[quote=krnxswat,Jan 1 2006, 2:01 AM]
Why are you so gay?
Why must you be such a wise ass in 1st period AP Economics class?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix is not gay, nor does The kryogenix attend any classes. The kryogenix teaches.

[quote=Stephire,Jan 1 2006, 2:29 AM]
Why didn't Abba ever get crowned dancing queen?
In the book "A brand new world", was Aldous Huxley's interpretation of a more vast and productive society correct?
Why did Ashlee Simpson go on saturday night live again?
If David Spade got any shorter, would we all start calling him a jockey?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix is the best dancer, so Abba could not hope to win.

Aldous Huxley never wrote a book called "A Brand New World." Perhaps you're thinking of a book with a different name? Way to butcher a classic.

Saturday Night Live is a comedy program. Ashlee Simpson is a great source of comedy.

David Spade is half the man he used to be since the passing of Chris Farley.

[quote=MF Doom,Jan 1 2006, 5:48 AM]
Do you know who I am?
*

[/quote]

Yes.

[quote=Smoogrish,Jan 1 2006, 10:34 AM]
Why does e to the power of pi times i equal negative 1? biggrin.gif
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[/quote]

The kryogenix is always -e^iΠ at everything he does. The expression has extreme significance in mathematics.

[quote=xl0stxThoughtx,Jan 1 2006, 11:08 AM]
What will I be when I grow up?
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[/quote]

Que sera, sera.

[quote=sadolakced acid,Jan 1 2006, 2:57 PM]
when does 2+2=5?
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[/quote]

For extremely large values of 2.

[quote=Retrogressive,Jan 1 2006, 5:05 PM]
WHEN WAR IS PEACE,
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, AND
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Who is the closest person to me emotionally?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix.

[quote=yo pusha,Jan 1 2006, 5:11 PM]
why is jadakiss is hard as it gets?
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[/quote]

Jadakiss is dope.

[quote=RiC3xBoy,Jan 1 2006, 6:15 PM]
Why did Chuck Norris loose his virginity before his dad?
*

[/quote]

Once again, Chuck Norris is a good friend of The kryogenix.

[quote=skp86,Jan 1 2006, 7:03 PM]
Why are you taking forever to answer our questions?
Lol.
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[/quote]

kryogenix, apprentice to The kryogenix is still an inefficient human being, even though he is quite wise beyond his years.

[quote=ermfermoo,Jan 1 2006, 7:54 PM]
Here's the most difficult question of them all:

Why?
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[/quote]

Because.

[quote=tweeak,Jan 1 2006, 9:11 PM]
Wait- I is busy at the moment?
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[/quote]

I is what I is yo.

[quote=m.ar.i.a,Jan 1 2006, 9:22 PM]
ooh, now i hav something to say when ppl ask me that! =D

these answers are really smart-sounding and everything... wow. so, how long does it approximately or normally take u to think of the answers to these questions?
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[/quote]

The kryogenix anticipates your questions before you ask them.
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jan 1 2006, 10:00 PM)
Neither will become a pro.
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But Reggie Bush is supposed to be the number one draft pick for the next NFL draft and Adrian Peterson was runner up for the Heisman trophy the year before. How do you know this for sure?
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:23 AM
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What did I forget?
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:28 AM
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Are you also good friends with John Claude Van Dam?
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:40 AM
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how often does necrotizing fasciitis get diagnosed a week?
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 02:27 PM
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why isnt kryogenix answering the questions?

what will happen if kryogenix quits cB and this topic is still open? D:
 
Tribal J_Rome
post Jan 2 2006, 02:33 PM
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wut wut in the butt?
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what are the next california state lottery numbers?

and also, wat ever happened to the batman/superman adventures and batman beyond? oh yah, and Big Guy and Rusty, oh and Beast Wars. too much good stuff that i miss T.T
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 02:56 PM
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Why does he hate me?
Why do i want to fcuk him?
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 03:11 PM
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till when will we be at war with iraq, cause im getting sick of this crap.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:44 PM
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Who is Mike Jones?
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:45 PM
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is tupac really dead?
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:47 PM
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how many dmp packages will be sold nationwide
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jan 1 2006, 10:00 PM)
Because.
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You're good.

What does Ermfermoo mean? (It does not mean anything in spanish)
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 06:57 PM
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Whoa. This is like one of those Magic 8 balls that you shake, except there are more than yes/no answers.

And now...for the ultimate question...

WHO IS JOHN GALT?
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 07:13 PM
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^ laugh.gif

nice.
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 09:10 PM
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why am i not getting any bf even tho im 14 already?
and why do i hav such a bad ex-friend who has nothing better to do than trying to get in my way?
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 09:16 PM
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Way to kill a good thing people. Since The kryogenix has tired of you peons, I, the less wiser, but still wise enough, kryogenix, will attempt to answer some of your questions.

QUOTE
Are you also good friends with John Claude Van Dam?


No. Jean Claude Van Damme can't speak english, and he didn't kick Bison's ass hard enough for the next Bison wannabe to feel it.

QUOTE
why isnt kryogenix answering the questions?

what will happen if kryogenix quits cB and this topic is still open? D:


We'll find out in a week.

QUOTE
is tupac really dead?


Yes. So is Kurt Kobain. Get over it.

QUOTE
WHO IS JOHN GALT?


I asked Atlas and he just shrugged. I guess he doesn't know.
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jan 9 2006, 9:16 PM)
We'll find out in a week.
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D:
You are important.

Why does Kryogenix think this way?
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 09:27 PM
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Without flying, how high can the Kryogenix jump?
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE(largosama @ Jan 9 2006, 9:27 PM)
Without flying, how high can the Kryogenix jump?
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The kryogenix doesn't exactly jump, per se. He doesn't really move either. He uses telekinesis to move everything else around him rather than moving his body.
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 10:40 PM
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Considering his name is the kyrogenix, is he some sort of cyromancer?
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 10:48 PM
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QUOTE(perplexism @ Jan 9 2006, 6:57 PM)
WHO IS JOHN GALT?
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mike jones.

(Yes, I know who John Galt REALLY is.)
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jan 9 2006, 10:40 PM)
Considering his name is the kyrogenix, is he some sort of cyromancer?
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Read again. kryogenix not kyrogenix.
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 11:15 PM
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is the kryogenix involved with cryogenics?
 
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post Jan 10 2006, 12:58 AM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Jan 9 2006, 11:15 PM)
is the kryogenix involved with cryogenics?
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The kryogenix was awaken from cryogenic slumber after his ordeal with the study of kryology.
 
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post Jan 10 2006, 02:55 AM
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Is it true that mini ipods die after recharging it 200 times? :(
 
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post Jan 10 2006, 02:25 PM
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wut wut in the butt?
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Why did they change the very first cast of mighty morphin power rangers?
 
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post Jan 10 2006, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE(KissMe2408 @ Jan 10 2006, 2:55 AM)
Is it true that mini ipods die after recharging it 200 times? :(
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Lithium batteries eventually die after heavy usage. I don't think it's 200, but rechargeable batteries are limited use.

QUOTE
  Why did they change the very first cast of mighty morphin power rangers?


A ranger's life is busy. A few of them needed to attend a peace conference, and it wasn't the same without them.
 
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post Jan 10 2006, 08:51 PM
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If Nintendo just all of suddened close down forever. Would the kryogenix cry?
 
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post Jan 10 2006, 08:57 PM
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What exactly is your icon, and why is it so creepy?
 
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post Jan 10 2006, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE(perplexism @ Jan 10 2006, 8:57 PM)
What exactly is your icon, and why is it so creepy?
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cry.gif

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  If Nintendo just all of suddened close down forever. Would the kryogenix cry?


The kryogenix doesn't cry. He krys.
 
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