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Quickies
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post Dec 26 2005, 01:10 PM
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Quickies

1. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

2. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

3. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

4. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

5. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

6. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.

7. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt? A mechanic.

8. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

9. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.

10. The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you in?"

11. The three words women hate to hear during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"

12. Why do men take showers instead of baths? Peeing in the bath is disgusting.

13. Do you know why they call it the Wonderbra? When you take it off, you wonder where her breasts went.
 
 
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*Programmer*
post Dec 26 2005, 02:08 PM
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^very informative BRO laugh.gif
 
annalucky
post Dec 26 2005, 02:22 PM
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ROFL. Those were really funny. laugh.gif
 
so.I.wait
post Dec 26 2005, 02:49 PM
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hahahhaahaha hilarious cool.gif
 
-lana
post Dec 26 2005, 02:54 PM
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haha, lol.
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 05:38 PM
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Ahah that was funny (:
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 05:40 PM
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Oh god, those are awesome. laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 02:23 AM
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haha that was freakin hilarious!!
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 03:24 AM
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lols.
sure gave me a good laugh =]
 
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post Dec 29 2005, 10:24 PM
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Hahaha. Most of those are hilarious.
 

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