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| *krnxswat* |
 Dec 26 2005, 01:10 PM
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1. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. 4. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling. 5. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 6. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. 7. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt? A mechanic. 8. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. 9. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. 10. The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you in?" 11. The three words women hate to hear during sex: "Honey, I'm home!" 12. Why do men take showers instead of baths? Peeing in the bath is disgusting. 13. Do you know why they call it the Wonderbra? When you take it off, you wonder where her breasts went. |
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| *Programmer* |
Dec 26 2005, 02:08 PM
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^very informative BRO
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Dec 26 2005, 02:22 PM
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ROFL. Those were really funny.
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Dec 26 2005, 02:49 PM
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hahahhaahaha hilarious
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Dec 26 2005, 02:54 PM
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 when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
haha, lol.
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Dec 26 2005, 05:38 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
Ahah that was funny (:
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Dec 26 2005, 05:40 PM
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Oh god, those are awesome.
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Dec 27 2005, 02:23 AM
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haha that was freakin hilarious!!
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Dec 27 2005, 03:24 AM
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lols.
sure gave me a good laugh =] |
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| *mona lisa* |
Dec 29 2005, 10:24 PM
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Hahaha. Most of those are hilarious.
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