Hello my name is..., . Options

[misskentucky]

So in your reply you put "Hello, my name is *insert your name here* and I have a problem. *Insert your problem here*"

Example: Hello. My name is Christine and I have a problem. I'm an extremely jealous person.

YOUR TURN.

[HolyMoly]

Hello my name is Caressa and I hate really hard tootsie rolls.

[mzbbc]

hey my name is maia and i have cold toes right now...

[*salcha*]

Hi my name is Sally and you're ugly.

[*wind&fire*]

Hi my name is Cariss and im a chronic liar...

[Tribal J_Rome]

Hi my name is Jerome and i've got the flu :'[

[Lizzz.]

Hi my name is Sally and you're ugly.

hi my name is Liz & i want to tap Adam Brody

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

hi my name is monica. i have a problem. i have problems

[Stephire]

Hi my name is Stephie and my mouth is in horrible pain from getting my wisdom teeth taken out. :(

[*tweeak*]

Hi my name is Nicki and I am unhappy that Daria doesn't come on till 2 tonight.

[Lizzz.]

Hi my name is Liz and I have 4715817 tubes of lipgloss.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Hi Im Kevin, f**k YOU!!!

[HolyMoly]

Hi my name is Liz and I have 4715817 tubes of lipgloss.

Is that a problem?Lmao

Hi my name is Caressa and I accidentaly pulled my lil sis off the bed and she hit her head really hard on the ground. *oops*

[*RiC3xBoy*]

I am Kevin and I have Psellismophobia which means I have a fear of studdering and therefore have a hard time trying to stop talking. So, now I have to discuss with you all some things or else Ill get very afriad. First off is the holocaust. The Holocaust is the name applied to the systematic state-sponsored persecution and genocide of various ethnic, religious and political groups during World War II by Nazi Germany and collaborators. Early elements of the Holocaust include the Kristallnacht pogrom and the T-4 Euthanasia Program, progressing to the later use of killing squads and extermination camps in a massive and centrally organized effort to murder every possible member of the populations targeted by the Nazis. The Jews of Europe were the main victims of the Holocaust in what the Nazis called the "Final Solution of the Jewish Question". The commonly used figure for the number of Jewish victims is six million, so much so that the phrase "six million" is now almost universally interpreted as referring to the Jewish victims of the Holocaust, though mainstream estimates by historians of the exact number range from five million to over six million. In addition to the Jews, the Roma and Sinti were targets of the Holocaust; about 220,000 Sinti and Roma died in the Holocaust (some estimates are as high as 800,000), between a quarter to a half of the European population. Other groups deemed "undesirable", especially Poles, Soviet military prisoners of war including Russians and other Slavs, the mentally or physically disabled, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Communists and political dissidents and criminals, were also persecuted and murdered. Taking all these other groups into account, the total death toll rises considerably. Estimates place the total number of Holocaust victims at up to 26 million people, although the number 9 to 11 million is usually held as more reliable. Whew, now the 2nd topic of discussion is pillows. A pillow is a type of bedding— a small (and usually soft) support for the head, usually used while sleeping in a bed, or for the body as used on a couch or chair. There are also throw pillows which are pillows that are purely decorative and not designed for support or comfort. By analogy, in engineering and construction, supporting elements may also be called pillows. The pillow has parts and can be dissected. Starting at the center, pillows contain a filler made from any of a variety of materials including, foam, synthetic fills, feathers, or down. Traditionally straw was a common filler, but this is uncomfortable and rarely used today. Historically feathers and down were the choice of the rich; today artificial fills are the most common. The fill is then surrounded with a cover or shell made of some form of cloth or silk, commonly referred to as the pillow case. Pillows on furniture normally include a zipper in this cover so that the fill can occasionally be removed and the covering laundered. Bed pillows do not have this feature, and instead a case is used that can be frequently and easily removed and washed. Even with regular washing, pillows tend to accumulate large amounts of dust and vast numbers of microbes among the fill and it is recommended that they be replaced every few years, especially for those with allergies. A rough rule of thumb: if you fold your pillow in half and it doesn't spring back, it's time to get a new pillow. Each corner of a pillow is refered to as a nib. When a pillow is placed on a flat surface the poof point is the crest of the pillow roundness. A pillow is designed to provide both support and comfort to the area of the body resting upon it. The design of each pillow reflects the type of support that it is intended to provide.

* Body pillows are as long as a full adult body, providing support to the head and neck at the top and to the knees and legs lower down. This type of pillow can be especially useful in providing support for those who sleep on their sides and for pregnant women.

* Neck pillows support the neck by providing a deep area for the head to rest and a supportive area to keep the neck in alignment. These can also be known as cervical pillows.

* Travel pillows provide support for the neck and head in a sitting position. Their convenient "U" shape fits around the neck and keeps the head from slipping into an uncomfortable and possibly harmful position during sleep.

* A husband pillow (also known as a bedrest) is a large, high-backed pillow with two "arms". It is conventionally used to prop oneself upright while in bed, as for reading or watching television.

* Donut pillows are shaped like a donut, with a space in the middle to alleviate pressure on the tailbone area. These pillows are used primarily by individuals who have suffered an injury to the tailbone area or who suffer pain from hemorrhoids or another ailment of the colon.

* Lumbar pillows are designed to support the inward curve of the lower back, filling the space created when in a sitting position. These pillows are generally used while driving or sitting for extended periods of time, such as in an office chair.

* Spillow Pillow is a new type of body pillow that is naturally contoured to help alleviate lower back pain like the body pillow but shaped more like a spooning position. These pillows are used in bed during sleep.

Pillows have a long history, having been used by almost all settled peoples to enhance quality of life. They were originally used mainly by the wealthy, and have been found in Ancient Egyptian tombs. The difficulty of sophisticated dyes and sewing techniques lead to the development of pillows as an art form, with highly decorated pillows becoming prized commodities first in China and later in Medieval Europe. The Industrial Revolution saw the mass production of decorated textiles and decorated pillows became a common feature in millions of homes. I am afriad I must stop now or else I will get warned...... AHHHHHHHH IM SCARED.!!!!

[*salcha*]

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[smearedmakeup]

Hi, My name's Eva, and I have the same -phobia as Sally.

[HolyMoly]

Hi my name is Wish bear from the Care bear movie and I accidentaly wished that I could marry a pig. It came true... *Cries*

[NoSex]

Hi, my name is Nate and I'm sleep deprived.

[*StanleyThePanda*]

Hello my name is Kara, I have a hangnail and it hurts

[yummy_delight]

Hello my name is Lauren and I hate people.

[angelrevelation]

my name is Lea and i can't get over this guy...

[omgah_itsmaggiex]

hello my name is maggie and i hate my computer.

[*wind&fire*]

I am Kevin and I have Psellismophobia which means I have a fear of studdering and therefore have a hard time trying to stop talking. So, now I have to discuss with you all some things or else Ill get very afriad. First off  is the holocaust. The Holocaust is the name applied to the systematic state-sponsored persecution and genocide of various ethnic, religious and political groups during World War II by Nazi Germany and collaborators. Early elements of the Holocaust include the Kristallnacht pogrom and the T-4 Euthanasia Program, progressing to the later use of killing squads and extermination camps in a massive and centrally organized effort to murder every possible member of the populations targeted by the Nazis. The Jews of Europe were the main victims of the Holocaust in what the Nazis called the "Final Solution of the Jewish Question". The commonly used figure for the number of Jewish victims is six million, so much so that the phrase "six million" is now almost universally interpreted as referring to the Jewish victims of the Holocaust, though mainstream estimates by historians of the exact number range from five million to over six million. In addition to the Jews, the Roma and Sinti were targets of the Holocaust; about 220,000 Sinti and Roma died in the Holocaust (some estimates are as high as 800,000), between a quarter to a half of the European population. Other groups deemed "undesirable", especially Poles, Soviet military prisoners of war including Russians and other Slavs, the mentally or physically disabled, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Communists and political dissidents and criminals, were also persecuted and murdered. Taking all these other groups into account, the total death toll rises considerably. Estimates place the total number of Holocaust victims at up to 26 million people, although the number 9 to 11 million is usually held as more reliable. Whew, now the 2nd topic of discussion is pillows. A pillow is a type of bedding— a small (and usually soft) support for the head, usually used while sleeping in a bed, or for the body as used on a couch or chair. There are also throw pillows which are pillows that are purely decorative and not designed for support or comfort. By analogy, in engineering and construction, supporting elements may also be called pillows. The pillow has parts and can be dissected. Starting at the center, pillows contain a filler made from any of a variety of materials including, foam, synthetic fills, feathers, or down. Traditionally straw was a common filler, but this is uncomfortable and rarely used today. Historically feathers and down were the choice of the rich; today artificial fills are the most common. The fill is then surrounded with a cover or shell made of some form of cloth or silk, commonly referred to as the pillow case. Pillows on furniture normally include a zipper in this cover so that the fill can occasionally be removed and the covering laundered. Bed pillows do not have this feature, and instead a case is used that can be frequently and easily removed and washed. Even with regular washing, pillows tend to accumulate large amounts of dust and vast numbers of microbes among the fill and it is recommended that they be replaced every few years, especially for those with allergies. A rough rule of thumb: if you fold your pillow in half and it doesn't spring back, it's time to get a new pillow. Each corner of a pillow is refered to as a nib. When a pillow is placed on a flat surface the poof point is the crest of the pillow roundness. A pillow is designed to provide both support and comfort to the area of the body resting upon it. The design of each pillow reflects the type of support that it is intended to provide.

    * Body pillows are as long as a full adult body, providing support to the head and neck at the top and to the knees and legs lower down. This type of pillow can be especially useful in providing support for those who sleep on their sides and for pregnant women.

    * Neck pillows support the neck by providing a deep area for the head to rest and a supportive area to keep the neck in alignment. These can also be known as cervical pillows.

    * Travel pillows provide support for the neck and head in a sitting position. Their convenient "U" shape fits around the neck and keeps the head from slipping into an uncomfortable and possibly harmful position during sleep.

    * A husband pillow (also known as a bedrest) is a large, high-backed pillow with two "arms". It is conventionally used to prop oneself upright while in bed, as for reading or watching television.

    * Donut pillows are shaped like a donut, with a space in the middle to alleviate pressure on the tailbone area. These pillows are used primarily by individuals who have suffered an injury to the tailbone area or who suffer pain from hemorrhoids or another ailment of the colon.

    * Lumbar pillows are designed to support the inward curve of the lower back, filling the space created when in a sitting position. These pillows are generally used while driving or sitting for extended periods of time, such as in an office chair.

    * Spillow Pillow is a new type of body pillow that is naturally contoured to help alleviate lower back pain like the body pillow but shaped more like a spooning position. These pillows are used in bed during sleep.

Pillows have a long history, having been used by almost all settled peoples to enhance quality of life. They were originally used mainly by the wealthy, and have been found in Ancient Egyptian tombs. The difficulty of sophisticated dyes and sewing techniques lead to the development of pillows as an art form, with highly decorated pillows becoming prized commodities first in China and later in Medieval Europe. The Industrial Revolution saw the mass production of decorated textiles and decorated pillows became a common feature in millions of homes. I am afriad I must stop now or else I will get warned...... AHHHHHHHH IM SCARED.!!!!

hi my name is cariss and i have a problem with this post.... you write too much

[*StanleyThePanda*]

Hello there, My name is Kara and I dont like my line art

[StarryEyedSurpri...]

Hello my name is Ashley and i hate bellybuttons.

[jEllyBeaNs]

hey my name's Angelica, and this game is duMb!

[omgah_itsmaggiex]

hello my name is maggie and i still watch arthur on pbs kids.

[excellence153]

Hello, my name is Sam, and I sometimes obsess over getting a girlfriend.

[misskentucky]

hey my name's Angelica, and this game is duMb!

Then don't participate

Hello my name is Christine and I think about "him" too much.

[steezahh]

my names Paulina and i hate two-faced people.

[anniepiee]

my name's Annie and i miss him.

[HolyMoly]

Hi i'm Caressa, Hi i'm Caressa and I have a problem with repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself. See? See? See? Grrr, Grrr Grr.

[anime_gurl_123]

Hello my name is Misha, and I have a problem. I have an impluse with buying anime

[*jooleeah*]

Hi, my name's julia. i have a problem with dumbasses....such as my brother.

[*StanleyThePanda*]

Hello my name is Kara, I have recently become addicted to the game Apples to Apples

[lilphoenix]

I'm Chau & I can't live w/o music!

[*anubis*]

Hi my name is dustin and i can't believe i actually read kevin's entire post

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

Hi, my name is Sierra. My problem is that I'm on the regular computer instead of my laptop :\

[NoSex]

Aye, my name is Nate and I'm going to go play Puzzle Fighter.

[me1issaaaa]

Hello, my name is Melissa and I think many people with braces are gross, though I used to have braces, myself.

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

hello my name is Yen and I am going to play Gunz

[much2muse]

hello my name's amanda and i'm obsessed with harry potter.

[chococat15]

hello, my name's kristine and i have toooooo many things on my mind.... stress.........

[aubbob]

hello, my name is aubrey and can't stop posting.

[hi-C]

Hello, my name is Carrie and I have a problem. I'm a master procrastinator.

[Jane Doe.]

Hello, my name is Julie and I have a problem. I don't watch television and am completely unaware of current..stuff.

[ecargnmyst]

hello my name is Grace and i have a problem. i like to get wet and hug the rain

[NoSex]

Hello, my name is Melissa and I think many people with braces are gross, though I used to have braces, myself.

Hello, my name is Nate and I would have to disagree with you. I actually find braces rather attractive. Weird? Maybe.

I'm gonna go watch Tetsuo The Iron Man, and then David Cronenberg's Crash. Maybe Videodrome after that.

[nothing_plus_thi...]

hello my name is allyson and i am addicted to sleeping pills. and i am supposed to be cleaning right now.

[Jane Doe.]

Hello, my name is Julie. and I just cheated on this and typed with my eyes open.
Oh, yay. No mistakes..

.

[voguelove]

hello, my name is maggie. i have a problem. i hate chocolate.

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

Hello, my name is Sierra. I have a problem. My computer won't let me sign into aim.

[Crich323]

Hello, my name is Amanda and I have a problem. One of my best friends isn't talking to me because I'm too mature and she's to immature.

[iDecay]

Hello, my name is Tina and I have a problem. I miss him dearly and I keep keeping my feelings for him inside.

[anniepiee]

Hello, my name is Annie. I have a problem. I am getting very out of track in school.

[lorrytruck;]

Hello my name is Laurie & I have a problem. I'm bored because it's Easter Break & none of my friends are up for partying.

[*Weird addiction*]

Hello my name is Sandra and I'm hungry.

[GREASEbaby]

Hello my name is Janette and I have a problem. It is way to silent in the room and I am getting freaked.

[*slammin shelby*]

Hello my name is Shelby and I want to know why theres a guy on the roof next door ;x

[much2muse]

Hello my name is Amanda and I have 2 projects i haven['t started.

[voguelove]

hello, my name is maggie and my stomach hurts.

stomachs pains can be a problem. lol.

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

Hello my name is Yen and I love Kingdom Hearts 2.

[*swtcherriipie*]

Hello My Name Is SUZIE, I am Obsesive Compulsive.

[ecargnmyst]

hello, my name is Grace and I have a problem.

i have writers block

[wildkitty]

Hello my name is Kitty and I show to much emotion. Plus, I have a craving for peanut butter toast. But that's not really a problem.

[Chii]

Hello, my name is Chii and I have a problem. I hate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[JustAnotherTeena...]

Hello, my name is Tori and I have a problem. I have a big, painful, swollen bump on my knee from when I tripped whilst playing a game tonight.

[*rtc_nospeakenglish*]

Hello, my name is Jose and I have a problem. I have a fuse smaller than Kevin's penis.

[*xcaitlinx*]

Hello, my name is Caitlin and i have a problem. I fall for guys too quickly.

[Jane Doe.]

Hello, my name is Julie, and you all SHOULD have a problem: I pissed in the litter box you call this forum.
Sorrie!

And I suck at being a mod. Yay.

[Jeng]

lol^. hello my name is melissa and i have a problem, we lost our game today

[Jane Doe.]

Hello, my name is Julie and I really want french fries.

[sketch2]

hello my name is sketch um .... um..... i'm the biggest nerd and oreo alive

hello my name is sketch again hi i like skateboarding, being black and irish, living life, being a virgo, and dating chicks(it doesn't matter the race)..........or does it?

[fauxAMOUR]

i'm kristie and i hate dramatic people.

[think!IMAGINARIL...]

hello. name is Elaine and i have several problems.

1) PureVolume deleted all my favorite artists! [edit: no, i got them back now! yay!]
2) i like a guy that has a girlfriend.
3) i procrastinate too much and sometimes end up not doing projects.
4) my wi-fi is messed up and i broke my keyboard.
5) i lost my iBook somewhere at home.
6) i'm too clingy. ex. i need a new username, but don't want to get rid of this one 'cause i've had this for 2+ years.
7) i write too much.

[*My Cinderella.*]

Hi, my name is Jane. I'm a jealous person.

[Sparkle09]

Hello my name is alex and I don't want to do my homework =[

[chant86]

hello my name is chantal-denise and i have a problem. i want to go to LA now.

[F_L_I_P]

Hello im Phil and I really REALLY need to pee

[mylittleMiracle]

Hello my name is Winnie and I hate mean people.

[starlette]

Hello my name is J'anelle and I could go for a Jamba Juice right now.

[*This Confession*]

Hello my name is Holly. And i have a problem, I don't let things go.

[ecargnmyst]

hello my name is grace an i have a problem. i am starving.

[*Intoxique*]

Hi my name is Liz & I have a problem. I hate a lot of people without knowing them .

[Simba]

Hello, my name is Arjuna and I have a problem. I sleep too late.

[*Intoxique*]

Hi my name is Liz & I have a problem. I like revenge, bitches.

[hrhcrazy007]

Hi! My name is Stephanie and I have a problem. I like cheesies dipped in chocolate pudding.

[Jessica_Winchest...]

Hello my name is Jessica and I really hate snakes

[xlilaznchickx]

hi my name is mei and im scared of heights

[*T0rmented_Soul*]

Hello my name is Mike and I play guitar.

[iDecay]

Hello my name is Tina and I want to play the guitar, but I don't have one.

[BrokenDream]

Hello my name is Melissa and I'm tired but I can't get off createblog and go to bed .

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

Hello. My name is Janette and I have a problem. Cristiano Ronaldo speaks portuguese.

[Smoogrish]

Hello. My name is Janette and I have a solution to Janette's problem. Learn portuguese.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

^ MAYBE !

[moninja]

hello, my name is monica and i am a total hater.

[xlilaznchickx]

hi my name is mei and i hate apologizing...it sux..

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

hello my name is janette and i have too many crushes.

[datass]

Hi my name is Julia and I can't get off my computer.

[Smoogrish]

Hello my name is Andie and I can't get off my computer either.