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post Dec 18 2005, 02:13 PM
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http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html

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MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.


LMAO! wow i dont know how id feel if that happened to me
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 02:29 PM
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oMG ROFL thats crazy! hahaha
 
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hahhahaa ew?.
I guess you should watch who you talk to..
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 02:34 PM
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Lmao, how embarrasing.
 
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hahaha oh dear...the poor guy/mother! pinch.gif laugh.gif wow...haha who would've thought something like that would happen?
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 02:58 PM
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holy crap. that's insane! idk how they look at eachother in the eye anymore.
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 03:01 PM
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the prince of pleasure laugh.gif. how embarrasing, you mom knows your horny now wink.gif.
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 03:55 PM
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whoawhoa,thats just gross.
talking to your mom like that on the internet..ew
embarassing fo ral
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 04:01 PM
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that's...extremely akward! pinch.gif i thought it couldn't get any worse when i found out that they had been having intimate convos but then i read that she had a husband...mellow.gif

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post Dec 18 2005, 07:30 PM
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That's disturbing. I'm sorry. X__X But it's funny.
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 07:36 PM
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Wow..The Prince of Pleasure. xD

I like the part where I found out she has a husband and he forbid her to talk to anyone on the net. laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 07:38 PM
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Haha wow, that's really embarrasing.
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 08:00 PM
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thats sick , crazy and wierd .
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 08:02 PM
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LMAO EW
D: what a waste of 6 months plus the emberrassment, god!
 
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Thats disgusting. And she was still married ? Id feel uncomfortable forever. XPPP
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 08:08 PM
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That is...G-R-O-S-S. Gross. Ew.
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 08:19 PM
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hah. that's sick, but i admit that i'd even point and laugh at them.
 
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ROFL. Oh my goodness, that is HILARIOUS.
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 08:30 PM
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ok wow thats just gross. eww i wonder what they were talkin about with eachother...like sexaull things...ewwww grOss!

Man evan, where do u get these stories? lol
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 08:34 PM
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well thats what they get for having an online relationship.
LOL laugh.gif
 
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I remember this. laugh.gif It's disgusting how the mom was actually having an online relationship when she has a husband. Teenagers are weird so forget the son; but the mother? Eesh.

How shameful the son must've felt when he saw his mom.
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 08:49 PM
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haha.. thats so sad. but realllllllyyy. funny.
 
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this was actually on the radio last week lmao; too bad
 
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Oh ew! sick.gif But funny too! That's why you don't date people over the internet. That's a no-no hammer.gif
 
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HAHA! hilarious. =]
 
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get out of town, out of the city, out of the country, mars even maybe. damn.
 
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ewwww...son falling for mom....omg thats sum nasty as crap....
 
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oh my god... blink.gif

that is so like, i don't even have words to describe my shock...that kind of reminds me of that greek myth or fable or something about that oedipus who was destined to marry his mom and kill his dad.



but that's different, that was like a short, 5 minute conversation. i loved that movie though...
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lmao i would be so angry.

oh but it reminds me of that movie closer, when the two guys were talking to eachother online, and one pretended to be a girl... yea ermm.gif
 
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Ew. =O That teaches people not to chat with strangers anymore.
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 11:13 PM
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omfg! XD I would be like .. "hey mom. i'm looking for..uh..BOB. Yea there he is so I'm gonna go!"
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 11:18 PM
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post Dec 19 2005, 02:23 AM
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hahahahahahah

that should be on those priceless commercials lol
 
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lmao. good stuff
 
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post Dec 19 2005, 02:28 AM
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Evan, how did you run into that article?? Hmm??
 
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post Dec 19 2005, 02:43 AM
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LMAO! Omg wow, that's craaaaazyyyy.
 
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OMG! im glad my mom doesnt know how to use the internet heheh :D
 
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Lmao. That's so damned embarassing.
 
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LMAO! hahahahahaha...OMG haha. Just imagine me dating MY DAD over the internet sick.gif
 
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post Dec 19 2005, 09:11 AM
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ROFL. XDDD

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ohhh ewwwww sick.gif
 
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ohmy.gif that could stop me for chatting in the net.... blink.gif eewww..... hahaha laugh.gif
 
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thats very disturbing. I would never look at my mom the same again if tht happened
 
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Wow, that's like really funny...
 
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That's why you don't date anyone over the internet. This is somewhat disturbing and...humiliating for the guy. Wow.
 
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post Dec 19 2005, 07:07 PM
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post Dec 19 2005, 07:12 PM
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oh god that's just wrong. i mean, how awkward would it be to know your own son called himself the prince of pleasure?
 
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sick.gif thats sick...
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LMAO. how weird and stupid and embarrassing. mellow.gif
 
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Umm...

gross. sick.gif i feel sorry for the husband.
 
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ooooh my. how embaressing.
 
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Oh. My. God.


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that is. so. HAHHAHAHAS. omfg.
 
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I don't find it funny but gross and weird. The mom was having an online relationship when she had a husband? Tsk tsk.
 
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^ yeah. I think someone needs marriage counseling.
 
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Wow. Just wow. See this is why I am NEVER EVER EVER going to do online dating. Hahaha but I couldn't stop laughing.. poor guy.
 
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Roflcopter! That's hilarious! I actually met my boyfriend off the Internet, but um, I'm sure he isn't my mother. =/
 
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haha omg, that was amusing

See you guys, you have to be careful who you meet on the internet, lol gosh.

That kinda reminds me of that scene in "Must Love Dogs" when she answered her own father's dating add or whatever. lol man.

Crazy stuff. haha
 
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^OMG! I totally forgot about that!!!!!! All I can remember from that movie is the condom scene sick.gif
 
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pwahahahah thats embarrassing.
 
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post Dec 24 2005, 01:38 PM
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But the wife, is cheating on the husband...

Why isn't he mad?
 
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post Dec 24 2005, 08:36 PM
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Hahahahha! XD lol
That was funny. Wow, I feel bad for them though. I mean, that must be mortifying!
 
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ROFL! that is quite hilarious. poor dad, he could have lost his wife to his son. wow, that's wrong.
 
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i would die. 1 reason why you shouldnt date on the internet
 
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Thats crazy. I'd be really embarrassed if that were to happen to me. Gross.

And the husband would be like "wtf? my wife was flirting on the internet?

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with my SON?"

LOL
 
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That's seriously disturbing. laugh.gif I guess he never asked for a photo. I'm not even sure I'd want to be a fly on the wall when *that* came to light.
 
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oh my, online dating is ok..but what if prince of pleasure gone a bit further than that in a more um...sexual way? mellow.gif

it's so embarassing.. god.

the worst that can happen, i say
 
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this is so embarassing.

that guy is me :x
 
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Hahah this is like one of those stories they tell to bad children: "Once upon a time, a man went online dating and hooked up with his mom. They met on the beach and were cursed and lived horrible horrible lives for the rest of eternity. This is why you don't go online dating or you will be CURSED. FOREVAAAAAR!!!" And then the tiny little children scream and all run away. ermm.gif
 
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i feel sorry for the wife shes just lucky her husband didn't divorce her. cause she was looking for a boyfriend on the internet hah laugh.gif
 
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...HAHAHHAA.

I'm glad they're able to find light in this, though. =p
 
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You know what I heard from ONE of my friend. Her alias "Ugly Duckling". She just wanted to play around in YAHOO doing cyber sex with the guy she met who lives near her area. Well she got into it. My friends and I were there watching her having fun -_-;;

I remember her conversation was like

Her: So where are you at right now and how old are you?
Him: I'm at my office working. And I'm 42 years old. Too old for you.
Her: really. Sounds fun to be cyber sexxing with a 42 year old guy.
Him: Yes it's fun talking to an 18 year old girl who is so mature about this.

My friends and I were cracking up thinking UGLY DUCKLING is crazy -_-;; She's not like this at all. She was just bored so she just did it. She talked for 2 hours and she started saying how horny she is for the first time -_-;;

After 3 hours later. We were invited for dinner at ugly duckling's house. We were around the table eating foods and her uncle came late. Her uncle was like happy all of a sudden. He's really never a happy guy. He is always depressed and moody. But just that day he was like happy and excited.

Then my friend asked him how was his day and he goes like "I think I'm in love." And we were excited to hear his love story...but it actually was uncomfortable but he didnt mind cause he was so into it. He's like "I met this girl online. I know this doesn't sound good. I met a girl who was 18 years old. And suddenly she was talking cyber sex with me. I didn't really mind because you know how 18 years old are. I didn't really want to response because I'm a shy person but she helped me talk a lot and WOW she's unbelievable."

We were in the table, LOOKING SHOCKed. And my friend asks when this happened. It happed at 2:20PM. THE EXACT TIME THAT MY FRIEND WAS CHATTING.


It was horrible. We all lost our appetite. My friend still didn't tell her uncle that it was her -_-;; She felt so bad but felt DISGUSTING. -_-;;

That's how she got her alias name, "Ugly Duckling" -_-;; her boyfriend give her that alias name lol.
 
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lmao. i bet that was surprising. ew, that's gross though! ><
 
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post Jan 22 2006, 02:31 AM
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LOL! That's hilarious. Although I kind of feel bad for them. That must be very hard on one's mind. They'll probably need therapy. It also sucks that they're a big joke now. I mean that type of thing is embarassing and horrible enough without everyone knowing about it.
 
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At least the lady wasn't talking to some rapist. Lol.
 
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post Jan 22 2006, 11:30 AM
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Hahah yeah.. better meeting your son than a rapist on a beach. >.<
 
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QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jan 18 2006, 9:04 PM)
You know what I heard from ONE of my friend. Her alias "Ugly Duckling". She just wanted to play around in YAHOO doing cyber sex with the guy she met who lives near her area. Well she got into it. My friends and I were there watching her having fun -_-;;

I remember her conversation was like

Her: So where are you at right now and how old are you?
Him: I'm at my office working. And I'm 42 years old. Too old for you.
Her: really. Sounds fun to be cyber sexxing with a 42 year old guy.
Him: Yes it's fun talking to an 18 year old girl who is so mature about this.

My friends and I were cracking up thinking UGLY DUCKLING is crazy -_-;; She's not like this at all. She was just bored so she just did it. She talked for 2 hours and she started saying how horny she is for the first time -_-;;

After 3 hours later. We were invited for dinner at ugly duckling's house. We were around the table eating foods and her uncle came late. Her uncle was like happy all of a sudden. He's really never a happy guy. He is always depressed and moody. But just that day he was like happy and excited.

Then my friend asked him how was his day and he goes like "I think I'm in love." And we were excited to hear his love story...but it actually was uncomfortable but he didnt mind cause he was so into it. He's like "I met this girl online. I know this doesn't sound good. I met a girl who was 18 years old. And suddenly she was talking cyber sex with me. I didn't really mind because you know how 18 years old are. I didn't really want to response because I'm a shy person but she helped me talk a lot and WOW she's unbelievable."

We were in the table, LOOKING SHOCKed. And my friend asks when this happened. It happed at 2:20PM. THE EXACT TIME THAT MY FRIEND WAS CHATTING.
It was horrible. We all lost our appetite. My friend still didn't tell her uncle that it was her -_-;; She felt so bad but felt DISGUSTING. -_-;;

That's how she got her alias name, "Ugly Duckling" -_-;; her boyfriend give her that alias name lol.
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post Jan 22 2006, 06:20 PM
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Hahahahahh.
 
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post Feb 3 2006, 10:19 PM
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I don't know who I feel more sorry for! Ewww... pinch.gif
 
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post Feb 6 2006, 05:12 PM
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Oh mann... I feel sorry for this guy. ermm.gif

And the dad. tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2007, 01:36 PM
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LMAO! WOO THATS FUNNY! and nasty
 
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That is so f**king sad.
 
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post Jun 15 2007, 02:26 PM
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Hey like father like son.
 
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Hey like father like son.

Cheeky cheeky little steve.
 
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Omg... LOL.
 
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post Jun 15 2007, 10:43 PM
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Wow that is crazy and disgusting!
 
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