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 Nov 22 2005, 01:35 AM
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There was a man who liked to go sailing with his dog. He and his dog were sailing, when they hit a rather rough patch of seas. They sailed directly into a storm, and their ship was marooned on an island. Well, fortuitously, this island had many amenities. There were several fruit trees, and even a flock of wild sheep. Now this man had been on this island for what seemed like a long time, and he had no human companionship. So after a while, some of those sheep started looking pretty good to him, one sheep in particular. So one night, he went over to the flock, and started doing an unnatural act with this sheep. His dog was following him, and he sees this man, and the sheep. The dog is obviously perplexed by this tableau, and starts barking. This puts the man out of his mood, and he goes back to sleep. So the next night the man tries again. He sneaks out of his camp, and sees his dog still asleep. So he goes and does the wrong thing with this sheep. The dog wakes up again, and barks, and the man gives up for a while. One night he is walking by the beach, and he sees this beautiful woman, near death, lying on the sand. Well, he goes over to her, nurses her back to health, he finds out that she was also shipwrecked. After a while, the woman approaches the man, and tells him: "You know, I really appreciate how you saved my life, if there is anything you need, anything I could do for you, anything at all, just tell me." The man says: "Yeah, there was something I had in mind. Could you watch my dog for about 15 minutes?"
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Nov 22 2005, 02:21 AM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
hahaha wtf xD
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Nov 22 2005, 06:00 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
ewww. :barfs:
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Nov 23 2005, 12:57 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
yeah... that was funny, i saw it coming though
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Nov 24 2005, 09:50 PM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
that's crazy...
bleck. |
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Nov 26 2005, 09:25 AM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 |
hahahaha stupid sailor
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Nov 27 2005, 11:40 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 58 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,483 |
wow...that was messed up...wtf..
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Nov 27 2005, 12:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
How sexy.
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Nov 27 2005, 12:21 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
lol.
every man's dream... anyway. paragraphs would be nice next time, though |
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Nov 29 2005, 09:35 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
OH
MY G0D.. how disturbing -__-x |
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